Why isn’t this funny? Why wasn’t this funny from the get-go? … Well, how old do we have to be to enjoy this? Who was this movie made for? Is it made for 12-year-olds? — DVD PodBlast,
The Pest @0:59:45

Is he gonna shoot this guy with the arrow that he pulls out of his back? I think he should’ve shot the arrow while it was still inside his back and flung himself up there. I think that’s very unsanitary. — Gymkommentary,
The Scorpion King @1:24:42

One of the female morlocks has had a Brazilian. [laughter] Female morlocks? … Which ones are they? Their buttons are done up on the other side. — MMM Commentaries,
The Time Machine @1:10:30

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