[as Dennehy] What copy of the film did you send me, Sylvester? … [as Stallone] Did I send you John Rambo and not First Blood? ‘Cause I’m sendin’ that to everybody. That’s a masterpiece. — MovieRot,
First Blood @0:12:46

Let’s face it, any movie about a bunch of murderers and rapists slowly getting killed off by a huge alien beast should be a lot funnier than we’ve been making it so far. — Speakeasy,
Alien 3 @1:13:34