[as Leia] Speed up! I think we can clip him if we get close enough. … If Chewie clips [Luke]—he’s a Jedi—he’s worth a hundred points. — AfterShock Commentaries,
Star Wars 5: Empire Strikes Back @2:01:11

It’s about to get historic: the introduction of the stereotypical, over-the-top, geek computer hacker started with this film. — AfterShock Commentaries,
Die Hard @0:25:30

I love the [painted] eyes, then he opens his eyes. … But the bug on his nose kind of bothers me. … A contest winner from Mrs. Johnson’s third grade class got to paint his nose. — AfterShock Commentaries,
PotC: Dead Man’s Chest

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    • Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back 1 comment by: 

        Zarban on 2009-12-14 21:07:57
      • Uncharacteristically flat commentary from AfterShock. Mostly just reminiscences, marveling, and line-quoting. It does get fairly funny toward the end. Changing the monkey-eyed woman to Sidious was good. But changing Boba Fett's voice to match Jango's Kiwi growl was stupid. Boba's voice was one of the things that made him cool and mysterious. Hayden Christensen didn't sound jack crap like Vader. JEJ affects a partial English accent. Brandon mentions Tim Burton as champion of stop-motion in the Hoth scene and not just at the end, when he claims it's the first time (and totally gets busted on it).