What do you think they did to Princess Leia? … Torture her? … I can’t imagine them doing anything to her, ’cause she would be in pain too. … They showed her her future Hollywood career? [multiple voices] No!! — AfterShock Commentaries,
Star Wars 5: Empire Strikes Back @1:39:05

Next to the midgets—they frighten me—the other thing in this world that frightens me… is tampons. They, ohhh. I can hook you up with both. — AfterShock Commentaries,
Sin City

I’ve never actually had the delicacy of dates. Is it— What is it? Dating is okay, Spot. [laughter] Not dating, you jackasses! … I’ve been on some dates that are delicacies. — AfterShock Commentaries,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:53:35

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