So her father is leaving her with 3 guys that paint? … Three guys that paint? All right. I was painting in Chicago before I moved out to LA. Would you leave your daughter with me? Uh, no. Exactly. — DVD PodBlast,
Leprechaun @0:58:22

If you go back in time and change the future, you’re not really changing the future, because the second future that you make is still the first future that still happened. I just hate time travel movies. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Back to the Future Part II @0:20:37

[re: smuggling a box] I think the Fat Boys are in this. The Disorderlies? [laughter] … Would you take this package and incinerate it for me? ‘Will do boss!’ But they’re gonna mix it up with another box that has puppies in it. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:51:48

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