When I destroyed the Sistine Chapel for Life After People, I fought to not have to split between Adam and God. … But I did. … I also added a Flying Spaghetti Monster right next to God. — Down in Front,
2012 @1:38:23

It’s good that they still have cell phone service. [laughter] … AT&T has actually gotten better now, after the apocalypse. I’ll buy that. — Down in Front,
2012 @2:00:46

Dude, that guy’s like the Mr. T of 10,000 BC; he’s got bones around his neck; he pities a lot of fools. I pity the fool who can’t take down a mammoth! — Film Pigs,
10,000 BC

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