Zarban’s House of Commentaries is a catalog of audio commentaries for movies and TV episodes available on the Web. You can download a commentary and listen to it while you watch the show and enjoy the scholarly insights and/or hilarious insults they offer.

[as Hal Jordan] I can’t even protect myself from irritated coworkers. How am I gonna protect hundreds of galaxies?! This is crazy! I’m never gonna have time to shave again! I’m gonna look ruggedly handsome for the rest of my life! — Tysto Commentaries,
Green Lantern @0:46:05

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Most are fan commentaries, but some are official commentaries from the actors or director. Nearly all of them are free, but some are professional comedy heckling that you have to pay for.

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