All commentary quotes by author

*Various commentators*
Adudathuda DVD PodBlast
AfterShock Commentaries
Batman Universe
Bronson Five
Chin Stroker vs Punter
Commentary Track Stars
Cultdom Collective
Deadpit Radio
Denim Cowboy
Down in Front
Drunken Zombie
DVD Commentaries UK
Evil Primate
Film Fever Radio
Film Grok
Film Pigs
Geekza
Gymkommentary
Hurricane Andy
HWTWAM?
IHN Radio
Impossible Podcasts
Jon Madsen Commentary Podcast
Kore Commentary
Low Charisma Party: Mix Tape
MMM Commentaries
Movie Blog
MovieRot
The Oneliner
Pixar Planet Fans
Play Cole Productions
Pottercast
PotterFicWeekly/Poufwa Exchange
Radio Free Skaro
Renegade Commentaries UK
Rifftrax
ScrewAttack
Sick Feats
Simply Syndicated
Slam/Smash Co.
Sofa Dogs
Soju After Movie
Sonic Cinema
Speakeasy
Spoilers Podcast
Staggering Stories
STAN Podcast
Tachyon TV
Technicolor Commentary
Terror Transmission
Thunder Moose
This Week in Geek
Tysto Commentaries


Microphone

Some random quotes

And here we see the beginning of the Vast Toffee’s antique cupboard agenda. … Cupboards all seem to be bad. … I’ve got cupboards in my house that won’t watch anymore because they’re insulted. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:15:45

Wouldn’t it be weird if they all pulled their pants down and she had a wiener and those two dudes had vaginas? [laughs] I wish I didn’t say that. — Cadaver Lab,
Tamara @1:05:21

The mayor apparently only has two suits: one that doubles as his bed sheets and this. … Are those little anchors on his suit? … Yes. … That’s a meta f***in’ gold-ass Halloween costume. — Film Fever Radio,
Jaws @0:55:23

The idea of going to a house that been Doctored, as it were—it’s like walking into Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, isn’t it? … The forest is not as interesting as the house. — Impossible Podcasts,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:16:07

I don’t think that it’s an issue of Joss Whedon is going, ‘I’ve got this great idea for a movie about a bear that, like, kidnaps a rainbow, and I don’t know how to direct that.’ — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:32:49

[re: Snape and Pettigrew live together] I want to see them in a sitcom together. They adopt a young black orphan, and they call it Two-and-a-Half Wizards. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince @0:18:28

Who’s gonna hear this? Uh, you never know. People. … If we say anything questionable, we can always trim it out here and there. I killed a homeless guy once. Set him on fire. Watched him burn. — Commentary Track Stars,
Star Wars 5: Empire Strikes Back @0:34:50

Would you like to comment on his name, ‘Carpenter,’ and the reference to Jesus? Jesus? Ooh. … I think you just did. … I think it’s pretty darn obvious it’s an allegory. — Soulless Minions,
The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) @0:38:44

You would think if you have a jet pack you would fly far enough away that these guys couldn’t run and catch up with you. It kind of defeats the idea of having a jet pack, if they can just chase ya down. — Tysto Commentaries,
Thunderball @0:06:50

There are no black people in this movie. … 1 and 2 had black people. Dude! Terminator 4: the terminator should be black! [laughter] They would never suspect that. Ever. — Bronson Five,
Terminator 3 @0:22:05

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