Oh! It’s the booth! … Why couldn’t he just smash it open? … Because it’s super-protective Vinvocci glass … that’s not completely sealed. … Is it made of drivelonium? [laughter] It’s made of 200% drivelonium.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 1’ @1:15:11
Is it Oods or Ood? It’s Ood. Is it like moose? Yeah, I think it is. Like meese. ‘Cause Oods would sound silly. ‘All the Young Oods.’
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 1’ @0:34:23
Even if you were someone else to begin with, and you sort of had your mind erased and become a different person, is that person entitled to that life or the person that was before him?
— The Denim Cowboy,
Total Recall @0:20:29
I mourn the passing of model work. Please bring it back. It’s better than any sh** CGI can do. And you can f***ing quote me on that.
— The Denim Cowboy,
Total Recall @0:02:27
There was an article in Maxim magazine. … The total cost to be Batman with all of his gear [was] $2.86 million. … If we win the lottery, … I’ll be Bruce Wayne, and you can be Batman. Or you can be a really fat Robin.
— TWIG Commentaries,
Batman @1:19:29
I’d like to know where the Joker got overnight embroidery done for his goons’ jackets. … Do you go to the store where they make embroideries and say, ‘Can you make it look exactly like my weird, deformed face?’
— TWIG Commentaries,
Batman @0:47:10
Do you know [James Arness has] got a famous brother? … Have you ever seen the movie Airplane? Peter Graves? Yeah. That’s his brother. Get outa here! No way! Does he like gladiator movies?
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Thing from Another World @0:56:45
In this one, no cops are after the truck. … And the only reason that Buford is chasing [them] is because he has a vendetta against the Bandit. … There’s no need for the Bandit. … Oh my god, this film doesn’t make hardly any sense.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Smokey & the Bandit 2 0:49:30
He found the panic room! [pause] Oh, no. It’s a Panic Room room, loaded with memorabilia from the movie Panic Room.
— Rifftrax,
House on Haunted Hill @1:01:10
[re: ghosts] Me, I’d stab my own eyes out to avoid having to look at Whoopie Goldberg. You’re thinking of the movie Ghost. You mean Whoopie Goldberg is real?!
— Rifftrax,
House on Haunted Hill @0:16:12
Why aren’t we watchin’ the colorized version? … I wanted to look to see what color the actual Thing was. It’s like blue. In the Carpenter version, it’s like a red color. … Should be orange, more like The Carrot from Outer Space.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Thing from Another World @0:20:02
My chick-magnet handle was ‘Ultimate Warrior.’ … When I was on a CB, my chick-magnet handle was ‘Uncle Bulgaria.’ Oh? [laughter] Because, … in my friend’s house, he had a Wombles poster on his wall.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Smokey & the Bandit 2 @0:38:17
Jerry Reed [is] in the middle there on-screen, with the two Enoses? Uh, that sounded like a euphemism. [laughter] I didn’t mean it as such.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Smokey & the Bandit 2 @0:07:24
[re: huge action movies] People [will] see it in theaters. … Unless you have a really expensive home theater system, which in eastern Kentucky they don’t allow us. … They’re confiscated with our toothpaste. … And our deodorant.
— Deadpit Radio,
Terminator 2 @1:06:01
I don’t blame this guy. He’s gonna try and molest [Sarah Conner]. I’d do it too. [pause] That’s an interesting choice, tho, i’n't it? To lick her face? Yeah. That’s a li’l odd.
— Deadpit Radio,
Terminator 2 @0:49:33
Robert Patrick’s hair sorta looks like James Dean. … He kinda does! … When they were designin’ the T-1000s in the future, they wanted ‘em to look like James Dean. … They should’ve designed ‘em to look like Carrot Top.
— Deadpit Radio,
Terminator 2 @0:32:54
It’s Golem and his 8,000 second cousins. … If I had a nickel for every time Harry almost got killed under water— You’d have ten cents. I’d have a dime. Yeah.
— PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince @2:12:50
Narcissa Malfoy saved the wizarding world. … And she did it for Draco. How many fics do we read where they’d sell Draco down the river for, like, better parking at the Death Eater meetings?
— PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince @0:22:18
Classic line from the music video. … On Brian Blessed’s tombstone it’s gonna be: ‘Brian Blessed / Gordon’s alive?!’
— Speakeasy & The Denim Cowboy,
Flash Gordon @1:02:31
Pepper Potts has now revealed the details of an ultra-secret energy source to a guy in a mall who makes little trophy cases. [laughter] … Maybe she had him killed afterwards.
— Tysto & Speakeasy,
Iron Man @1:07:10
You would think that it would come to their attention, at some point, that three laws is maybe not quite enough. … A fourth law, like, ‘Please don’t take over the world’ would be in order.
— Tysto & Speakeasy,
I, Robot @0:17:00
[as Flash] Look, you literally told me how to fly this thing about 45 seconds ago. I don’t feel sufficiently qualified to be able to have sex and fly it at the same time.
— Speakeasy & The Denim Cowboy,
Flash Gordon @0:43:45
[Granny said] that back in her day, people didn’t get … divorced and then never spoke to their ex-spouse— Which would be the 1890s. Well, … This is 30 years in the future. … In her day, people did exactly that.
— Tysto & Speakeasy,
I, Robot @0:06:26
When there’s explosions in space ships and stuff, always, as soon as a ceiling panel explodes, a bunch of tubes fall out. Oh, I know. It’s like the ceiling is packed with loose tubes.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
Star Trek @0:08:50
I like that Iowa is still basically farm country. … Except for that giant canyon in the middle of nowhere … that young Kirk almost fell into.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
Star Trek @0:27:39
If you think about it, they really only want to destroy your possessions. The gremlins are very Buddhist in that way.
— Technicolor Commentary,
Gremlins @1:21:10
Does that mean Gizmo’s a girl? Or are they like seahorses, where the men give birth? They’re nothing. They’re like seahorses.
— Technicolor Commentary,
Gremlins @0:37:38
[rolling credits] Costumers! There! Kill them all!
— Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @1:41:15
It looks like a cruise ship commercial. [laughter] Circus folk everywhere!
— Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @1:34:39
I actually like this! [laughter] … I didn’t ever say that it was bad. It’s just ridiculous!
— Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @0:56:39
Come on, there’s no choice! I mean, the big band thing is way cooler than that crappy ’80s sh**. [laughter] Even in 1980, it was way cooler!
— Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @0:51:49
How much money do you have to donate to the presidential campaign to get to the nerve center of NORAD on a tour? That’s gotta at least be the ‘golden patriot’ level.
— Spoilers Podcast,
WarGames @0:56:07
I like how Broderick turns even geekier when he’s around his parents. His posture suffers, and he instantly grows a yo-yo out of his hand.
— Spoilers Podcast,
WarGames @0:49:44
Typical day in Seattle here. … Uh, there’s a shaft of sunlight there. That can’t poss— That must be back projection.
— Spoilers Podcast,
WarGames @0:17:01
How can they cut the power? … One of them went to a year of junior college.
— Down in Front,
Aliens @1:58:05
That alien was on a suicide mission. Obviously that alien did not think his plan thru completely.
— Down in Front,
Aliens @1:29:30
It’s nice to know, in the future, the Buddy Holly haircut will come back. And I love the idea of futuristic suit design is ‘Oh, we’ll just up-turn the collar on the top part.’ … It’s half Members Only jacket, half blazer.
— Down in Front,
Aliens @0:11:33
Here’s the final explanation, which is, like, wow! Dude, you’re a serious fruit bat. … Even Batman’s kind of like, ‘Really?!‘ … I can’t think of another movie where I’ve seen the two villains explaining their evil plots to each other.
— Down in Front,
The Prestige @2:08:11
Michael Caine is the one takin’ us by the hand and goin’ ‘Dude, I don’t know. I’m just as lost as you.’ … Michael Caine is C-3P0. … Well, now-days he is. He used to be Luke Skywalker.
— Down in Front,
The Prestige @1:59:13
I’ve gotten into that Goldie Wilson thing with people. … He sucked. He goes, ‘I’m gonna clean up this town!’ Meanwhile, the town was pristine. … What did he do? The place looked like utter sh** under Mayor Goldie Wilson.
— Opie & Anthony gang,
Back to the Future @0:06:16
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