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The vampire makeup effects remind me of … The Lost Boys, which … Joss Whedon was heavily influenced by. … In The Lost Boys, the vampire fangs are actually placed on the teeth that are on either side of the two front teeth. — Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×01 @0:22:55

There’s also a lot of things … especially in the last act, that make me think of the Initiative in season 4 of Buffy. … When the Initiative collapses? You could cut in shots from that episode [laughter] and no one would notice. — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @1:11:58

He says, ‘We’re not the only ones watching.’ That has a double meaning, ’cause it’s a meta thing, where the film makers are referring to us, the audience. — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:52:32

The idea of Captain Kirk’s dad getting it on with Luke Skywalker’s mom— I mean that is just mind-boggling to me. — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:43:00

I don’t think that it’s an issue of Joss Whedon is going, ‘I’ve got this great idea for a movie about a bear that, like, kidnaps a rainbow, and I don’t know how to direct that.’ — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:32:49

I was told ‘Do not watch the trailer for this movie.’ … Half way thru the movie, … I was waiting for some really, really bizarre reveal. But apparently the spoiler is something that is revealed in the second shot. — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:09:34

I can’t think of any other movie where completely going off the rails in the third act is the right choice. — Down in Front,
Cabin in the Woods @1:40:39

[as horror film makers] We know these movies suck. … But we do it to save the universe. So that’s okay, right? — Down in Front,
Cabin in the Woods @1:30:52

There’s a line in the script that I’m surprised they cut out. … She goes, ‘Is this your secret stash?’ He goes, ‘It’s my secret secret stash.’ … They’ve tampered with his pot but not that one, because nobody knew about that stash. — Down in Front,
Cabin in the Woods @0:17:40

Brian, if you only have seven days in a week, how many of those days would you choose to spend watching Bradley Whitford walking around an office situation and talking? … Eight days a week! — Down in Front,
Cabin in the Woods @0:09:31

[re: wager board] Your eye’s just gonna fall wherever it does. It happened, for me, to fall on ‘unicorn’. And were you filled with glee later? Yes! Because I totally didn’t think they were gonna pay that off! — Down in Front,
Cabin in the Woods @0:42:14

Is this the first movie that you’ve actually completed before the credits are done? Yes, we’ve never done this before. … This is as close as you’ve come to actually ‘calling’ the movie. — Down in Front,
Explorers @1:49:10

I like the idea of these kids growing up and seeing the movie Contact and going, ‘Nuh. … That’s not what happens at all.’ — Down in Front,
Explorers @1:28:58

We’re about to meet our guy. And the first thing he says is: ‘Eh, what’s up, doc?’ And that’s where everything goes to hell. — Down in Front,
Explorers @1:19:50

‘Cocoa.’ Now who are the other two dogs? That’s what I wanna know! … Chanel and Number 5. — Down in Front,
Explorers @0:47:33

[re: Me and Orson Welles] I liked it. Well, you like a lot of bad things. I invited you into my podcast. That’s true. And look how bad that turned out. All I do is this: pppppbbbth. — Down in Front,
Explorers @0:30:20

We have an answer for why the answer is that way. … We’re not gonna show our hand yet, … but I’ll tell you one of the cards: John Wright. …. It’s like a clue!John Wright in the third act with the candlestick! — Down in Front,
Explorers @0:07:27

[re: 2 shots left] She’s gonna look at it every time in case the number went up. [laughter] She does not understand how cameras work. — Film Sack,
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow @1:20:11

[re: hairy Kaji] He is a fire hazard. [laughter] Look at his chest. — Film Sack,
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow @0:59:33

Did you know that Giovanni Ribisi is the brother-in-law of Beck? … Oh right. The girl you liked [in Dazed and Confused] married Beck. … If they get divorced, she gets one turn-table and half a microphone. — Film Sack,
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow @0:34:51

Oh. My. God. Yeah. … They’ve shrunk an elephant. … Of all the creatures on this earth that could get shrunk and made house pets, this is way near the top of the list. — Film Sack,
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow @0:30:55

Her handwriting looks exactly like Zapf Chancery. But it’s the world of tomorrow, Brian. — Film Sack,
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow @0:08:50

I wonder if these fuel cells might have somethin’ to do with what’s about to happen. … What do you call foreshadowing when it’s frickin’ obvious? … It’s fiveshadowing. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @1:27:09

[Camille picks Bond up in a VW Beetle] This is an homage to the earlier part of this movie.It’s a cross between Bourne Ultimatum and actually The Love Bug. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @1:23:22

[re: air attack] I had the same experience flyin’ to LA, actually. [laughter] This is it, eh? … Comin’ down was a little rough. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @1:10:25

This is the second movie in a row where we see the inside of M’s house. I want a marble tub next to a fireplace. I thought we were gonna get a Judi Dench bath scene for a minute there. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @0:48:37

So who’s this guy? … He’s an environmentalist. He’s a quotation-fingers ‘environmentalist.’ [dead body floats up] Yeah, I sense his ethics are dubious. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @0:27:04

It’s very hard to keep track. It’s the Cirque du Soleil combat sequence. The air ballet.I’m already getting a little bit dizzy and nauseous. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @0:16:37

This is chase number one. Let’s count how many chase scenes in different vehicles there are within the first 25 minutes of this movie. Are there 25? — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @0:05:57

Michael Myers looks to me like a … grumpy, frumpy, old man. George Wilber … played him in 4, and they asked him to come back for 6. … The physicality just wasn’t there. — Icons of Fright,
Halloween 6 @0:44:30

[re: Ma-ma's slo-mo death] Bye, floor 199! Bye, floor 198! — Down in Front,
Dredd @1:36:55

The main corrupt judge, … He wants to be doing Dredd. … He’s like ‘I’m gonna act two times as hard as everyone else. Oh, you can only see my mouth? Then I better do it four times.’ — Down in Front,
Dredd @1:17:35

[as urban planner] ‘By the way, on our giant, weirdo, mega, apartment complex mall, we do need to have an outdoor skate park for the kids. … I’m sure no more than 10 kids a year go off the building. — Down in Front,
Dredd @1:01:39

Seriously, can we address the fact that Karl Urban looks like a f***in’ idiot the entire movie? He’s doin’ that stupid affected frown the whole time. That’s the way character is drawn.He looks like Grumpy Cat. — Down in Front,
Dredd @0:51:45

Dredd basically says, ‘Okay, it’s your assessment. What do we do?” And I get the impression that, if she made the wrong call, he would go with it. … And if they survive, then he would fail her. — Down in Front,
Dredd @0:43:41

This not a magic bean. This is just us, a little worse off. … We’re mostly living this world already. Our police don’t dress like this, and—what else is different? … Which is what makes this … a legitimately great science fiction story. — Down in Front,
Dredd @0:35:14

The only person who knew this ending was coming was Tod Browing. … The script pages … were not even delivered until the third week. … The actors were f***ing furiously pissed … because they had been playing it straight. — Terror Transmission,
Mark of the Vampire @1:29:07

Carroll Borland as Luna is very influential in the history of horror films. There would be no Morticia Addams, … Vampira, … Elvira … without this character. … What about Tammy Faye Bakker? — Terror Transmission,
Mark of the Vampire @0:45:20

That bullet hole is self-inflicted because he strangled his daughter. … In the original script, they were having an incestuous love affair together and … Count Mora could not live with the guilt. — Terror Transmission,
Mark of the Vampire @0:42:03

I think Honor Blackman is a poor man’s bigger-chested Katherine Hepburn. — Prognosis Negative,
Goldfinger @1:27:20

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