This is a weird kind of Chinatown where we don’t see any Chinese people.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @1:28:03
Jack’s a hard drinker, like all good ‘bad cops’.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @1:09:04
‘There’s a new sheriff in town,’ he says. … You can’t define things any clearer than that. Not only is the movie changing, but Eddie Murphy just changed action movies … from gritty cop dramas to … buddy cop comedies.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @0:45:24
Now, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a honky tonk country and western bar in the Mission district of San Francisco in 1982, but this bar does not seem all that realistic to me.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @0:38:26
This movie has … a lot of the feel of a ’70s gritty cop drama. We see a lot of prostitutes… We see a lot of bars… This movie could have been called 48 Bars.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @0:13:33
There are stakes here. He has got to kill Dracula so that the babies die. Right. [laughter] Which, as a sentence, as your third act thing for any movie, put that into the Muppets. … You have to kill Dracula so all the babies die!
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @2:01:56
It could have been interesting if Kate Beckinsale was the one that ended up as the werewolf. Oh! … She would be tweaked by that! … Ahh, that would have been so much better. And then Van Helsing has to fight her. He has to kill her.
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:55:13
Dorkman, when you’re trying to blend into a party, and you have the option to blend in by way of trapeze, don’t you take it?
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:35:18
[Dracula] wants lots and lots of kids. Oh, he doesn’t give a f***, but they want kids. … When your wife turns 500, that biological clock is so loud. … ‘I’ve got to get them some babies to cuddle, just so they’ll shut up.’
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:08:45
[re: werewolf transformations] ‘In 30 seconds, I will be very, very dangerous.’ … [grunting] … ‘Uh— Oh! Pooped a little. Sorry.’ [laughter] … ‘Cramp! Cramp! … Don’t look! I can’t do it if you look.’
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:53:56
Hyde felt really plasticky. I think it was a sub-surface scattering thing. And I think the werewolves tend to be too bright, which is probably an ambient occlusion thing. And both of those things were very new … and probably expensive.
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:30:14
The whole setup of the world is really fun and cool: … ‘James Bond, monster fighter’! And then the execution is where it all falls apart.
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:08:04
Rygel is an old, fat politician who got defeated. … All he wants to do is sleep, eat, and get revenge. …. He’s kind of like Ted Kennedy.
— Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:33:41
Crais was never a very good bad guy. Yes he was! He is awesome! He’s too obvious. He’s like, ‘I am the bad guy. … Look at my bad guy beard.’
— Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:27:45
Oh, they called her Joanie? Yes. And she’s Scott Baio’s personal assistant? [sigh]
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @1:13:27
You’re not gonna believe this. He’s really gay? It’s a very special curse. Wow. It just turned into an after-school movie.
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:59:01
What’s the point of a werewolf movie if everyone turns into a werewolf?
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:26:13
The dog tasted the blood of the werewolf, now. Does he turn into a weredog? … A werewoof?
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:19:26
Let me guess: this is PG-13? All we’re gonna get is side boob? Oh yeah. And Scott Baio’s side boob, by the way.
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:07:12
[re: 'Nam flashback] Chuck Norris, why are you here? Sylvester Stallone, why are you here? This is stock footage from Missing in Action.
— Geekfest Rants,
Blue Thunder @0:53:42
The great thing about Murder, She Wrote [is] every other person is somebody you recognize. … ‘Oh my god, that’s the dad from Gremlins! … Oh my god, it’s the evil bad guy from Karate Kid!’
— Video Warriors,
Murder, She Wrote ‘Funeral at Fifty-Mile’ @0:03:32
I really am the Seinfeld joke of ‘Why did they kill that guy?’ ‘Who killed that guy?’ ‘Why is that guy being killed?’
— Video Warriors,
Murder, She Wrote ‘Funeral at Fifty-Mile’ @0:17:28
[The Doctor dials up obedience in Miss Kizlet's minions] Can you do that with me, Ian? Can you just move my confidence up and my accuracy? No. I don’t do miracles.
— Cultdom Collective,
Doctor Who ‘Bells of St. John’ @0:42:00
[Barbara rides sandworm] I like that she is in fact the one who is able to do that. They don’t have Adam have to save her from the monster.
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @1:27:31
[Maxi Dean and wife getting launched thru ceiling] And he just totally killed those two people. Yep. Sure did. And we’re just gonna skate right past it.
— Sofa Dogs with Dorkman,
Beetlejuice @1:20:55
He’s got this green crud smeared on him. … It’s like having a two-day beard made out of— Mold. Yes! He’s got a mold beard.
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @1:10:20
If this were made today, … a really good Beetlejuice … would have been Sam Rockwell. Oh my god, yes!
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @0:50:05
I love the design of the sandworm. … I love that it’s basically Dune. And in fact in the script it says, ‘It’s basically Dune.’
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @0:21:46
Over the course of his career, Tim Burton has forgotten that [Delia's artsiness] was a joke. He’s become that person, yeah. It’s weird.
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @0:08:15
I like that image of the spider crawling over that very quaint, old house. Right. It’s this one visual cue that represents the movie in a nutshell. Yeah. …. You could say that that’s Beetlejuice, but it’s really the whole situation.
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @0:05:25
This shot of the vampires walking in slow motion, coming out of the darkness, is one of my favorite shots … in the entire series.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×02 @0:36:02
Instead of Riley, it would have been interesting if [movie character] Pike had showed up and gotten a job as a teacher’s assistant at UC Sunnydale.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×02 @0:29:19
Buffy tells Xander that he can’t come along and help her. … He’d get hurt or killed. But yet … were it not for her friends helping her … Buffy probably would have died … by the end of the season.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×02 @0:11:16
They were allowed a maximum of three on-screen kills per episode, ’cause it cost a thousand dollars to do a single dusting effect.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×02 @0:04:50
That cellphone that Cordelia pulled out of her purse, … I think it’s the only cellular phone that we see in the series all the way until the season premier of season 7.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×01 @0:35:28
That’s important to note that she breaks a leg of that chair because Buffy didn’t bring her own stake because she doesn’t want to ease back into the role of a vampire slayer.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×01 @0:34:24
The vampire makeup effects remind me of … The Lost Boys, which … Joss Whedon was heavily influenced by. … In The Lost Boys, the vampire fangs are actually placed on the teeth that are on either side of the two front teeth.
— Sofa Dogs,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1×01 @0:22:55
There’s also a lot of things … especially in the last act, that make me think of the Initiative in season 4 of Buffy. … When the Initiative collapses? You could cut in shots from that episode [laughter] … and no one would notice.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @1:11:58
He says, ‘We’re not the only ones watching.’ That has a double meaning, ’cause it’s a meta thing, where the film makers are referring to us, the audience.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:52:32
The idea of Captain Kirk’s dad getting it on with Luke Skywalker’s mom— I mean that is just mind-boggling to me.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:43:00
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