I f***ing hated this. … You sit thru a film and you think, ‘Can it get any worse?’ … And then this ending happens. … It makes no sense. It’s a sh*t ending.
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @1:33:19
[re: the original] Tom Atkins, tho, if he’d've died at that moment, having just had sex with Jamie Lee Curtis, that’s how you want to go out, isn’t it?
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @1:22:55
If I went to John Carpenter with a million dollars in a suitcase and said, ‘I want to remake Escape From New York. … Snake Plisken is gonna be a transvestite from Mars.’ He would have said, ‘How much money is in that suitcase?’
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @1:09:34
Everything is too explained in this film. … They can’t leave anything to the imagination. … Back story. Research in a library, which is a cliche, like you say. … It’s poor, poor film making.
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @0:38:43
Can you imagine a horror movie now with a lead who’s the age that Tom Atkins was in the original? … No chance. No chance at all.
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @0:23:08
[re: boat party] I think this [scene] ages this film. ‘I can remember when this music popular when I was a kid.’ … It’s the film equivalent of a shell suit. … It’s film makers who are talkin’ down to their audience.
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @0:14:25
They do it all wrong. They shoot it, you know, too much CGI…. They don’t focus on the story…. But as a product, you can then start to see the decision-making. Who’s pretty? … Who’s popular now? … Let’s have teenagers partying.
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
The Fog (2005) @0:10:28
This one wasn’t shot by Dave Klein. … Wes Anderson’s DP is who it is. … That’s really … weird to imagine that Wes Anderson has a cinematographer. Yeah, he just tells him to do the same thing all the time.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @2:01:37
Why didn’t he tell her all this from the beginning? It could have save a lot of problems. … The same thing’s true of the bible. ‘Spoilers, J! You gonna be killed, bro! I’m out!’
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @1:22:44
It’s a poop monster. … We’re talking about the potential end of the world, and … angels and God and demons, and then there’s this. … What are you, movie? … This would be an awesome single issue [of a comic book].
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @1:01:31
I bet ya priests have a lot of tricks for staying off God’s radar. … There’s probably a bag with chicken bones in it that you put on your doorway and then God can’t see what you’re doing inside. That’s probably why they can still have oral sex.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @0:34:39
Take out the supernatural elements, and just look at it in terms of the action beats, and it falls apart. Well, the action beats are all cut out of the movie. That’s part of the problem.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @0:17:55
I just kind of believe, well, there’s probably this greater being that’s bigger than me that’s looking out for fools and children, as the saying goes. I know how that goes. I’ve felt like that most of my life… until James Cameron made Titanic.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @0:09:01
I think, if anything, this movie, while it asks a lot of tough questions and makes some bold statements, it is at the end of the day a celebration of faith and the belief in God.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @0:05:08
[Mike's former priest father couldn't join] I think what you’re saying is that your dad, fearing God’s wrath, is in hiding, and he does not want to appear on our podcast because he knows God has our RSS feed.
— Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Dogma @0:34:14
[re: nihilists] I love that they brought the boombox for further intimidation. [laughter] I love that they thought that they were gonna get money from the guys with that car.
— Lebowski Podcast,
The Big Lebowski @1:42:15
Now, they switched clothes, here. … In the opening scene, they were wearing the other’s shirt. How do you suppose that happens? I would say a mix up in wardrobe. … There’s a goon laundry pile.
— Lebowski Podcast,
The Big Lebowski @1:20:44
Now, we just saw the Dude get punched in the face, there, by one of Maude Lebowski’s thugs. That’s Carlos Leon, who is Madonna’s baby-daddy. Whoa. He is the father of little Lourdes.
— Lebowski Podcast,
The Big Lebowski @0:31:26
Now, you’ll notice in the ransom note ‘Bunny’ is spelled with an ‘I-E’. … But ‘twenties’ is also spelled ‘twenty-I-E-S’, so…. You have to remember who is putting this ransom note together. … They’re nihilists; they don’t care about spelling.
— Lebowski Podcast,
The Big Lebowski @0:24:57
This is a weird kind of Chinatown where we don’t see any Chinese people.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @1:28:03
Jack’s a hard drinker, like all good ‘bad cops’.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @1:09:04
‘There’s a new sheriff in town,’ he says. … You can’t define things any clearer than that. Not only is the movie changing, but Eddie Murphy just changed action movies … from gritty cop dramas to … buddy cop comedies.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @0:45:24
Now, I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a honky tonk country and western bar in the Mission district of San Francisco in 1982, but this bar does not seem all that realistic to me.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @0:38:26
This movie has … a lot of the feel of a ’70s gritty cop drama. We see a lot of prostitutes… We see a lot of bars… This movie could have been called 48 Bars.
— Tysto Commentaries,
48 Hrs. @0:13:33
There are stakes here. He has got to kill Dracula so that the babies die. Right. [laughter] Which, as a sentence, as your third act thing for any movie, put that into the Muppets. … You have to kill Dracula so all the babies die!
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @2:01:56
It could have been interesting if Kate Beckinsale was the one that ended up as the werewolf. Oh! … She would be tweaked by that! … Ahh, that would have been so much better. And then Van Helsing has to fight her. He has to kill her.
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:55:13
Dorkman, when you’re trying to blend into a party, and you have the option to blend in by way of trapeze, don’t you take it?
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:35:18
[Dracula] wants lots and lots of kids. Oh, he doesn’t give a f***, but they want kids. … When your wife turns 500, that biological clock is so loud. … ‘I’ve got to get them some babies to cuddle, just so they’ll shut up.’
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:08:45
[re: werewolf transformations] ‘In 30 seconds, I will be very, very dangerous.’ … [grunting] … ‘Uh— Oh! Pooped a little. Sorry.’ [laughter] … ‘Cramp! Cramp! … Don’t look! I can’t do it if you look.’
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:53:56
Hyde felt really plasticky. I think it was a sub-surface scattering thing. And I think the werewolves tend to be too bright, which is probably an ambient occlusion thing. And both of those things were very new … and probably expensive.
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:30:14
The whole setup of the world is really fun and cool: … ‘James Bond, monster fighter’! And then the execution is where it all falls apart.
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:08:04
Rygel is an old, fat politician who got defeated. … All he wants to do is sleep, eat, and get revenge. …. He’s kind of like Ted Kennedy.
— Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:33:41
Crais was never a very good bad guy. Yes he was! He is awesome! He’s too obvious. He’s like, ‘I am the bad guy. … Look at my bad guy beard.’
— Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:27:45
Oh, they called her Joanie? Yes. And she’s Scott Baio’s personal assistant? [sigh]
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @1:13:27
You’re not gonna believe this. He’s really gay? It’s a very special curse. Wow. It just turned into an after-school movie.
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:59:01
What’s the point of a werewolf movie if everyone turns into a werewolf?
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:26:13
The dog tasted the blood of the werewolf, now. Does he turn into a weredog? … A werewoof?
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:19:26
Let me guess: this is PG-13? All we’re gonna get is side boob? Oh yeah. And Scott Baio’s side boob, by the way.
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:07:12
[re: 'Nam flashback] Chuck Norris, why are you here? Sylvester Stallone, why are you here? This is stock footage from Missing in Action.
— Geekfest Rants,
Blue Thunder @0:53:42
The great thing about Murder, She Wrote [is] every other person is somebody you recognize. … ‘Oh my god, that’s the dad from Gremlins! … Oh my god, it’s the evil bad guy from Karate Kid!’
— Video Warriors,
Murder, She Wrote ‘Funeral at Fifty-Mile’ @0:03:32
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