Quotes from Staggering Stories

[re: father] He’s been missing for a couple of days. More! Surely he’s gone absent without leave. He’ll be court martialed when he gets back! — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:52:50

The threat arises from the unknown in this, rather than a direct aggressive threat. Mmm, yes. Except for the mother, who seems to be threatening everyone. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:34:16

Now, first thing I’d do if I were Speccy Kid, … I would go back and get a coat. Yes! And decent shoes, not slippers! — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:21:17

That kid reminds me of a creature from one of the Aardman animations. … Creature Comforts. There’s a bush baby in a tree with a huge pair of glasses. … And when it takes ‘em off, it’s got really tiny little eyes. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:09:54

I do like the fact that it was the Tardis that taught her to fly. Yeah. … [The Doctor] was pretty busy. Dying. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:40:58

She plays a very good robot, as well. Yeah, she does. We all want one of those robots. Now! Now! Now! — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:29:45

She jumps out of far too many windows, that woman. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:23:15

And here we see the beginning of the Vast Toffee’s antique cupboard agenda. … Cupboards all seem to be bad. … I’ve got cupboards in my house that won’t watch anymore because they’re insulted. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:15:45

And where are these people? … They’re a Star Trek ripoff. … He’s even got that taut-jawed look of Kirk. And I’m sure she looks like— Janeway. … And he’s the spitting image of Uhura. [laughter] In her younger days. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:09:04

You certainly get the impression that [Lorna] has met a future version … of this Doctor. I presume so, yeah. … I wouldn’t be at all surprised to see a younger version of her in the Gamma Forest in the next half season. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Good Man Goes to War’ @0:17:47

I think this is the first time Jack the Ripper has entered Doctor Who canon. … I think he was mentioned in The Matrix book. … But this is televised canon. So now we know what happened to ‘im. Yes. He got et. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Good Man Goes to War’ @0:08:52

This is the first time Matt Smith has really impressed me, and that’s this scene. Looking at her chest?! [laughter] Dirty boy! This is the last chance you’re gonna get! She has got quite an impressive chest. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor’s Wife’ @0:41:19

Look at the nose on that chap. [laughter] According to the Confidential, that how he appears naturally. It takes several hours of makeup to make … him look like Rory as we see him. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor’s Wife’ @0:28:48

‘Always took you where you needed to go.’ That line basically is the whole reason for this episode. It’s the vindication for the entire series. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor’s Wife’ @0:25:08

It did puzzle me why Aunt, Uncle, and Idris all dressed like extras from Les Miserables. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor’s Wife’ @0:07:16

Rory is overboard! … And [Amy is] stripping off to go with him. Oh, carry on. [laughter] I knew your eyes would suddenly light up at that point. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Curse of the Black Spot’ @0:30:29

A flying Lily Cole. … All very urethral. Urethral? No. [uproarious laughter] That is wrong. That is wrong. … She is very a-tube-connecting-your-bladder-to-[your genitals]. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Curse of the Black Spot’ @0:09:08

Rory tried to catch the sword— And has been— Sliced, yeah. Oh, black-spotted. … Rory is going to die again. Again. [as South Park kids] Oh my god! They killed Rory! You bastards! — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Curse of the Black Spot’ @0:07:27

This is a nice twist on showing the future. … He’s not showing the old Kazan the future. He’s showing the young Kazan. … It puts it on its head. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘A Christmas Carol’ @0:51:56

And we have Arthur Darvill in the opening titles at last. Altho … this is probably the episode where he’s been in least, for any he’s actually been in. [laughter] Minor technicality. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘A Christmas Carol’ @0:03:11

And it looks like satellite dishes can defend against daleks. He’s underpowered. Yeah. We’ll give ‘em that. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Big Bang’ @0:26:11

[sonic screwdrivers spark] Why doesn’t that happen … when Amy touches Amelia? … It’s a different time stream, I think. Yeah. And obviously the Doctor can touch himself. Pardon?! Er, yeah, well— [laughter] He’s a lonely chap. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Big Bang’ @0:11:38

No disrespect to RTD—nine times out of ten, I could guess how they were gettin’ out of it in previous seasons. Yeah. This time, I’ve got no idea. I was just flummoxed. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Pandorica Opens’ @0:49:46

I’m just trying to see what the cat is, whether it’s a Burman or a Himalayan. Er, it’s a cat. It’s a cat. It’s a fluffy cat. It’s a Bond-villain cat. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Lodger’ @30:45

And who’s this? Yeah, what’s that?! … Such a weird picture! … The eyes look like they’re following you. … Maybe that’s the 12th Doctor. [laughter] No, no, no, no, no! — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Lodger’ @25:57

It’s a [Van Gogh] painting with something horrible in the window of a church. … It’s the Pope! [laughter] … Undefined shape. … Doesn’t really give anything away. … But you know, he wasn’t a great painter, was he? — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Vincent and the Doctor’ @0:02:47

That was a beautiful scene. And—chicken notwithstanding—it is a beautiful episode because of that scene. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Vincent and the Doctor’ @0:42:32

Oh dear! Rory’s been got! … And he’s dying. And the Doctor sees Mrs. Poggett. Mrs. Frog-Faced Pogget. I never trusted her. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Amy’s Choice’ @0:34:40

[The angels] seem to be worshiping the crack. … Mmm, well, dear. Who wouldn’t worship Amy’s crack? Now, now! Now! Gaww! [laughter] I wish they’d thought of … another season arc, because of you, you smutty little— — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Flesh and Stone’ @0:12:58

So, if they did send all the Aplanders back in time, … they can just carry on with their lives and have more children, who would then be in the present again. Unless they get to a point where they’re continually sent in the past. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Time of Angels’ @0:17:00

There’s one thing I’ve noticed about the military class: they’re all very shapely. They are all female, it seems. If they’re supposed to be reptilian, why have they all got mammary glands? — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Cold Blood’ @0:15:46

Lots and lots of Silurian warriors … standing in what look like bus shelters. … So why were those ones standing in cubicles and those ones in bus shelters? Maybe they’re the officers, and they get a cubicle. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Cold Blood’ @0:11:12

Why is it in TV and film, when somebody’s had their hand cut off, their forearm gets longer? [laughter] … Is that a real medical phenomenon? … We’re gonna have to look on Wikipedia. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Victory of the Daleks’ 0:15:17

[Amy is] a lot taller than Billie Piper, because it has to look up at her. … These Daleks were built so they could look Billie Piper in the eye. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Victory of the Daleks’ 0:08:54

Why is the rubbish dump Lancashire? Is that some comment on Lancashire? Oh, well, may be. I’m sure it’s a perfectly fine place. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Beast Below’ @0:20:57

[female voice] Typical man—showin’ up 12 years late. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘The Eleventh Hour’ @0:17:28

His cup’s started vibrating, so there’s shenanigans going on. Ooh, there’s nothing so bad as shenanigans. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Hungry Earth’ @0:03:41