Quotes from Soju After Movie

And here’s Ruth. Ruth Gordon. Whooo! I had the chance to speak with her recently, via Ouija board. Very sweet woman. — Soju After Movie,
Any Which Way You Can @0:23:15

Dick Durock kind of looks like— Swamp Thing? —a straight Rock Hudson. [laughs] He looks a lot better without the swamp sh*t on him. Ahh, tomato, tomahto. — Soju After Movie,
Any Which Way You Can @0:08:58

Before it came out at the theaters, they had a test screening. … And they said the … last half where they steal this car from the dealership sucks. So they had to go back and re-shoot all of [it]. — Soju After Movie,
License to Drive @1:11:29

We should drink every time Corey Haim closes his mouth, but if we did that we wouldn’t drink at all. [laughter] ‘Cause if you watch Corey Haim, not once in this movie does he close his mouth. It’s open, like, a gap the whole ride. — Soju After Movie,
License to Drive @0:13:56

See, I know everything. I’m a Coreyologist. I know every single thing about this movie there is to know. — Soju After Movie,
License to Drive @0:03:02

These two 60-year-old ladies in the theater— … One of the ladies just busted open, fell out of her f***in’ seat laughing. … Those two ladies [were] having more fun than I’ve ever seen anybody [have] at a theater. — Soju After Movie,
Slither @0:10:44

Come on, ugly Rooker, let her have it. Don’t let her boss you around, ugly Rooker. — Soju After Movie,
Slither @0:28:45

I’m glad that they did expose the fact … that rodeo clowns are not always happy. — Soju After Movie,
Brokeback Mountain

Hey, did you know Jake Gyllenhaal’s mom wrote the movie Running on Empty with River Phoenix and Harrison Ford? No, Harrison Ford wasn’t in that. It was Judge Rhinehold… No, Judd Hirsch from Taxi. — Soju After Movie,
Brokeback Mountain