Quotes from Simply Syndicated

I like it how our anti-hero and the aliens are both hurt by light. Yeah. Yeah, they’re kin. Mmmm, good word. — Simply Syndicated,
Pitch Black @1:03:26

[as Imam, to assistants] Cannon! Fodder! Stay away from there! You, go check in the darkness. — Simply Syndicated,
Pitch Black @0:39:12

Do you reckon Vin Diesel has alopecia? [pause] Look at his hair. … Cause it looks kinds of patchy. … I don’t know. Maybe it’s the way he shaves his hair with engine oil and that crude knife. — Simply Syndicated,
Pitch Black @0:30:36

There’s the English guy. [as English guy, with exaggerated English accent] Oh, no. Broke my bloody glasses. Oh, sh*t. Why did I have to travel coach? — Simply Syndicated,
Pitch Black @0:13:19

Coppin’ a feel. … My God, her breasts have been stolen! … Maybe I should massage them. Get the blood circulation going. … You’d do her, but you’d be worried the pedophile squad were gonna bust in. — Simply Syndicated,
PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl

That sword’s got more screen presence than Orlando Bloom. I’ll give him this: he can do sword-fighting. … Jonathan Price’s wig: more screen presence. — Simply Syndicated,
PotC: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Ahh, Ginger, you’re in so much trouble now, mate. You see, if you took your earphones off, you could hear your boyfriend gettin’ mullered, and you could leg it, at least. — Simply Syndicated,
The Terminator

Look at that hair. It’s massive. You see, Linda Hamilton’s got Ozzy Osbourne’s haircut from about 1985. And [her roommate's] got Slash’s. — Simply Syndicated,
The Terminator

Lasers as well. … When is this? … 2029. Maybe that’s why he got … the laser sight: ’cause he’s missin’ the lasers. Maybe, yeah. Nostalgic robot. [as Schwarzenegger] I’m so homesick. — Simply Syndicated,
The Terminator