Quotes from Sick Feats

Have you seen Gran Torino? ‘Cause I read a whole article about how Gran Torino and Up are basically the same movie. — Sick Feats,
Up @0:35:18

Oh, she’s missin’ a tooth. [pause] That ain’t a deal-breaker, tho, when you’re five. — Sick Feats,
Up @0:06:19

Somehow the ark gets back to Egypt, so I’m guessin’ [Moses] went back to kick some ass. … He’s like, ‘Hey, we got commandments now in a frickin’ golden box!’ Commandments that say ‘Don’t kill anyone.’ [as Moses] Let’s go win a war! — Sick Feats,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @1:05:30

In 2009 … that would have just been a conversation over texts. And no one would have had to burn anything down. ‘Hey, can we have your medallion?’ ‘No.’ ‘We’ll burn your place down.’ ‘Okay fine.’ ‘LOL.’ — Sick Feats,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:34:24

His wife seems pretty nice. … You could have a romantic comedy … with these two. When he just has an alien arm? … No. … It has nothing to do with the aliens at all—except the ship is in the background the whole time. — Sick Feats,
District 9 @0:36:11

I think a better movie would have been if they sprayed [Wikus] in the face, and his mind switched with Christopher’s. … Freaky Friday! … Yeah. Lindsey Lohan is Christopher. — Sick Feats,
District 9 @1:32:13

The gun is real? So, only the aliens can use them, tho? … They’re physically there, but they don’t fire anything. When we use them? No. [sigh] Within the movie, you’re right. Outside of the movie, you’re retarded. — Sick Feats,
District 9 @0:19:49

Does it makes sense when he’s on the run from everyone for him to have his personal camera man? He’s just trying to stay alive and survive. And the guy’s just like, ‘I’m just doin’ my job. I just gotta document this.’ — Sick Feats,
District 9 @0:13:31