Quotes from Shut up and Watch This

There you see Tim Baggaley coming in, a gentleman who genuinely is missing an arm in real life. [other examples] It sounds horrible, but it is the easiest thing to do. … Yeah, to do it digitally would cost an arm and a leg. — Shut Up & Watch This,
Shaun of the Dead @0:43:35

That thing is a f***in’ altar to evil. [laughter] Doesn’t look evil at first. It looks quite invitin’. … Doesn’t look evil?! It’s like a Stargate decided to come and rape your children. — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:40:37

[Sean Pertwee] would’ve been an awesome Doctor. … Instead of ‘I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.’ It’s ‘F***in’ get over it!’ [laughter] Punchin’ a dalek in the face! — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:24:25

Damn, [Paul WS Anderson] makes some good films. … Debatable. … Yes he did. He made this. He made Soldier. And he made Mortal Kombat. Then he died in a car crash. — Shut up & Watch This,
Event Horizon @0:04:39

Cajun sushi! … Is that gumbo but raw? — Shut Up & Watch This,
Howard the Duck @1:05:49

♪♫Jennings is back! Jennings is back!♪♫ And now the film goes from being fun to being awesome! — Shut Up & Watch This,
Howard the Duck @1:00:38

Oh god, Lea Thompson is just in a pair of knickers and a top. … They’re gonna be flirting, but it’s a jokey, friendly flirt. … There is no actual sexual tension or anything. … [long pause] I’m likin’ the fact that we’ve all gone silent watching this scene. — Shut Up & Watch This,
Howard the Duck @0:48:13

You were sayin’ before about there being no mean streak in the film. Here comes the obligatory rape scene! Whoops. — Shut Up & Watch This,
Howard the Duck @0:17:11

Of those of you who are unfortunate enough to know me, you’ll know how I love puns and wordplay and stuff. So when you have an intro that is full of stuff like this, it just makes me so happy. — Shut Up & Watch This,
Howard the Duck @0:10:57