Quotes from ScrewAttack

Have you ever used the word ‘phooey’? — ScrewAttack,
Legend of Zelda ‘Kiss ‘N Tell’ @0:00:36

Would you really want that businessman handling all your business affairs … if he’s gonna throw down, like, fifty dollars on a freakin’ game of Ninja Gaiden against a six year old? I don’t think so. — ScrewAttack,
The Wizard

[Roger Ebert's review said] they really over-thought this movie. … I totally 100% agree. … The entire thing could have just been an 85-minute preview to Mario 3, and I still would have watched it. — ScrewAttack,
The Wizard

The DQ? The Texas stop sign! That’s where things get smoothed over in Fred Savage’s world. — ScrewAttack,
The Wizard

Did you guys love Captain Lou Albano as Mario? Of course! Yeah. It’s just ’cause he’s an amazing dancer. — ScrewAttack,
Super Mario Bros. ‘Robo Koopa’

You know, that’s one staple that all bad guys have, is big teeth. Big teeth? Really? Yeah. Look at John Travolta. — ScrewAttack,
Sonic the Hedgehog ‘Super Sonic’

Would you do Sprite? [Laughter] If she was regular size, dude. She has wings. Come on, that’s hot. — ScrewAttack,
Legend of Zelda ‘Cold Spells’

Here’s a good stereotype: never trust a guy with red eyes. … Or a robe. … Yeah. Obi-Wan Kenobi wears a robe. Yeah but— Well, good point. Checkmate. — ScrewAttack,
Legend of Zelda ‘The Ringer’

You know, this is worse than Three Ninjas 3…times seven. — ScrewAttack,
Double Dragon p3@03:35

We need a cool handshake like that. … A secret handshake. … That way if any of us are changed into a robot, we can tell. … Which is something very important in this day and age. — ScrewAttack,
Sonic the Hedgehog ‘Sonic and Sally’