Quotes from PotterFicWeekly and Poufwa Exchange

Rygel is an old, fat politician who got defeated. … All he wants to do is sleep, eat, and get revenge. …. He’s kind of like Ted Kennedy. — Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:33:41

Crais was never a very good bad guy. Yes he was! He is awesome! He’s too obvious. He’s like, ‘I am the bad guy. … Look at my bad guy beard.’ — Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:27:45

[Voldemort pontificates] He looks like a fat, old man in a bathrobe. [laughter] That needs to be laundered. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:55:09

Now we’re going to train station heaven. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:46:59

I will say watching this and reading this as a mother, is so much different than when I read it the first time. How so? … I can picture myself in that position. … It just is horrible! — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:36:50

Wizards just must have a better sex life than muggles, because— Okay, Jen’s back. I was afraid for Jen. [laughter] — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:12:42

[re: bank corpses] That’s Malfoy Manor. They brought them all there. … [Narcissa's] like, ‘I’m never gonna get that out of the carpet.’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:40:56

You actually forget this is Helena Bonham Carter. You almost think this is Emma Watson just— Dressed up like [Bellatrix]. Yeah. … You forget how old she is. She’s got at least a good 20 years on the trio. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:26:50

I just wanna say that I love the pacing at the beginning. It’s so subtle and so slow and soft, that it sets the tone for the whole movie. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:18:43

You have Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and a guy who looks like Harry Potter who got punched in the head. Do you really need Draco to make a positive ID here? — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @2:10:35

The little ball of light. Awww. [as Ron] Right thru my chest. Right here! … They should save this for their wedding vows. [laughter] [as Ron] I was in a pub to avoid the snatchers…. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @1:52:55

[snake attack] I’m not gonna jump because I was told I was gonna jump, so I’m not gonna jump. Even if they—aaaaugh! [laughter] I jumped! — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @1:40:24

I’m passive about this dance scene. … I think it was a waste of time. … But it was kind of cute moment. But this was the dance scene that re-launched a thousand fan fics. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @1:28:54

[re: Kreacher] I just want to pat him on the head. [laughter] I feel like he needs a hug. … Oh, you’re such a Hufflepuff. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @0:52:19

What is Voldemort gonna do if he took over the wizarding world? … We find it out here: he holds a senior staff meeting at 7 in the morning, and he goes over the TPS reports. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 7: Deathly Hallows 1 @0:12:29

[female voices, re: Spock and Kirk] Gosh, they even stalk alike. That is hot. Yeah. … I love that they’re the same height. They could seriously get it on. — Poufwa Exchange,
Star Trek @1:56:05

[water tube scene] Oh my god. This is too Willie Wonka. Come on! [laughter] … It’s like the chompers from Galaxy Quest. ‘This episode was badly written!’ — Poufwa Exchange,
Star Trek @1:35:14

[Kobayashi Maru exercise, as Kirk] ‘Red blinky guns to full power. Blue blinky guns stand by in case we run out of red blinky guns.’ [laughter] [re: apple] ‘Is there a trash can in here?’ — Poufwa Exchange,
Star Trek @0:39:18

That right there is depressing—that that Nokia tone is going to outlast us all. [laughter] That is a little bit depressing. — Poufwa Exchange,
Star Trek @0:19:11

The freaking teeny-boppers who are friends with me on Facebook are all like ‘Going to see Star Trek again.’ When did Star Trek become socially acceptable? Because— When really hot guys got cast as Kirk and Spock. — Poufwa Exchange,
Star Trek @0:15:52

How did a giant and a human…? I have thought about this in detail. Why?! … If the mother’s human, she couldn’t give birth to it. … I guess if the father’s human, they could always use an engorgio charm. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @1:35:35

Jen, I’m not sure if you’ve bought me my Christmas present yet, but I think the sweater vest Neville’s wearing would be just excellent if you could find it in a medium. [laughter] Sure thing, honey. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @0:36:02

This is a good movie! We need to talk about the good things rather than harp on Hermione’s eyebrows. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @0:20:27

This is the great final act of this movie, too. The ship’s gonna blow up in 9 minutes, and you’ve got essentially William Shatner and Snape to save you. What will happen? — Poufwa Exchange,
Galaxy Quest @1:20:02

[Thermian imitations] The hardest part of this movie is to watch it and not turn yourself into one of those people. — Poufwa Exchange,
Galaxy Quest @0:39:08

[Dumbledore tells Harry he's not alone] And then just a little pat. ‘You call me if you need me. I’ll be in my office with the door closed.’ [laughter] ‘I’m gonna ignore you for the next six months.’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @2:26:26

[Gambon] is nothing like Dumbledore in this scene. He is confused; he’s annoyed. … And … when he screams ‘Silence’, every girl … in this Great Hall is instantly rendered infertile. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:21:39

There’s my least favorite character in this movie. Remus? Yes, it p*sses me off in this movie so much. … They fail Remus miserably. And the first failure is his ‘molestache’. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban @0:26:17

Look! Look! Obviously he’s in love with her. … ‘Please, Ginny, please!’ … Then he’ll forget all about her until she gets breasts. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 2: Chamber of Secrets @2:08:33

[gasp] Lucius! He’s got the ponytail totally working for him. Work it. Work it. ♪♫ And I do my little turn on the catwalk. ♪♫ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 2: Chamber of Secrets @1:43:22

Is Dobby what y’all thought he would look like? … I thought the house elf would be cuter and a lot more green. … He looks like a house elf born with fetal alcohol syndrome. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 2: Chamber of Secrets @0:07:17

You ever notice that Ron in these movies is the ‘that’s not just a—’ kid? ‘That’s not just a broom! It’s a Nimbus 2000!’ Yeah. ‘That’s not just an egg! That’s a dragon egg!’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:47:02

[Filch is] half Old West cowboy and half English bum. … There’s gotta be about one third short bus in there, tho. Yeah. We apologize to all short bus people. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:36:53

Can you imagine Hermione trying to explain sex to Ron? [as Hermione] ‘You’re doing it wrong.’ [laughter] … She probably got him books? ‘You’re going to put someone’s eye out.’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:13:55

I want to know where exactly they go here. … They go to their lighthouse that they own. … It’s the worst time-share ever! [laughter] ‘It’s our week!’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @0:19:08

Someone must have told [Radcliffe] if you just shake your head and blink a lot, that will show that you’re scared. … You don’t remember Shakey-Head-Blinky class from theater? [laughter] … I took that for two semesters. It was great! — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @0:13:19

It’s Golem and his 8,000 second cousins. … If I had a nickel for every time Harry almost got killed under water— You’d have ten cents. I’d have a dime. Yeah. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince @2:12:50

Narcissa Malfoy saved the wizarding world. … And she did it for Draco. How many fics do we read where they’d sell Draco down the river for, like, better parking at the Death Eater meetings? — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 6: Half-Blood Prince @0:22:18