Quotes from Radio Free Skaro

Here’s the tragedy. [The Doctor is] recording [his video] right now over ‘Fear of the Deep’, episode 5. [laughter] … Wiping the BBC archives, the Doctor himself. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Blink’ @0:53:33

Yeah, that’s great there, Kentucky Joe. Who cares? — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Evolution of the Daleks’ @0:26:50

Ah, the glorious era of the hat. [laughter] That’s what I was about to comment on! Look at all those jaunty hats! — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Daleks of Manhattan’ @0:21:46

And why is his suit okay? … It looks clean, actually. It looks like it’s in better shape. Well, that’s what it is. It’s an age reversal/dry cleaning machine, I think. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Lazarus Experiment’ @0:14:47

Is it possible for the star of a show to steal every scene he’s in? Possibly. Technically, that shouldn’t be possible, but Matt Smith does it. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Eleventh Hour’ @0:42:08

[re: classic monsters] I think Meglos could have done well in this episode. Well, except that he sucked. I think Prisoner Zero is Meglos. I think this episode is being shot with Scene Sync. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Eleventh Hour’ 0:52:02

[Master hits Doctor] Oh, he hit him! I don’t remember that! Oh yeah. And the slash writers go crazy. Yep. Well, more crazy than they already are. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 2’ @0:34:57

Oh! It’s the booth! … Why couldn’t he just smash it open? … Because it’s super-protective Vinvocci glass … that’s not completely sealed. … Is it made of drivelonium? [laughter] It’s made of 200% drivelonium. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 1’ @1:15:11

Is it Oods or Ood? It’s Ood. Is it like moose? Yeah, I think it is. Like meese. ‘Cause Oods would sound silly. ‘All the Young Oods.’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 1’ @0:34:23

Whenever [the Tardis] materializes in places where there’s fire and stuff, it’s really bright, like a shining beacon of hope. I believe that’s the ‘drama’ setting. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Waters of Mars’ @1:09:29

My problem is that, apparently, web pages in 2059 look no different than web pages in 2000. Just a little less Flash content. … The HTML 5.0 talks have just stalled. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Waters of Mars’ @0:23:00

There’s a really cool musical cue coming up here. … ♫ Bom! Bom! Bommm! ♫ Felled by his own belt! [laughter] And an 80-piece orchestra. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p2 @1:06:01

Mind you, among my favorite Colin Baker stories is ‘Attack of the Cybermen.’ So what do I know? … I love ‘Attack of the Cybermen,’ and it is pretty terrible, when you actually think about it. But don’t think about it, and it’s great. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p2 @0:57:48

That’s the special needs ice warrior. … It’s actually Condo in a previous life. Condo! The opera-singing ice warrior. … You should hear his light opera. [as ice warrior] ‘Three little girlish girls are we. Three little maids from school.’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p2 @0:06:43

What kind of a society keeps their god chained up in a pen?! — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p1 @1:06:36

Doctor Who is like Baghdad. Basically, the economy is completely based on kidnappings. [laughter] And the odd Cyberman beheading. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p1 @0:58:07

How are the miners getting the swords? … They’re miners. It’s what they’re mining. … The sword miners of Peladon. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p1 @0:56:15

If Brian Hayles was smart…, he would have had Alpha Centauri not remember who the Doctor was. He could have milked at least another episode out of this. … And thus gotten paid more. ‘That’s another 50 quid! Hah!’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p1 @0:27:58

I’ve already lost interest in this story. [laughter] It’s time to start makin’ things up. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p1 @0:18:02

That is a fine picture of himself behind him. … I had a professor … who actually had a picture of himself on his desk. … And he was midget too. … I detected … a bit of hubris that was making up for a couple of things. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Dalek’ @ 0:56:37

I think they totally had a thing going on between them. … The way Jackie is…? More power to Mickey, if he gets the mom and the daughter. Way to go, Mickey, you sleezeball. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘World War Three’ @0:40:45

[as Dalek] El-e-vate. Ah. … It’s Adam’s look that sells it. … [as Adam] Oh God. He’s made such a liar out of me. I just said that he couldn’t climb the stairs and now he is. I owe him five bucks. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Dalek’ @ 1:16:11

This is quite spectacular. This little shot coming up. … Yeah, that’s pretty amazing. I think on the DVD they actually show how that’s done. Yes. Computers. Well, yes. And string. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The End of the World’ @0:16:08

[Eccleston] does have extraordinarily large ears. But for most people from Manchester, actually, they’re about average. … His nose, on the other hand, is about half the size of a normal Mancunian nose. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Rose’ @0:39:44

I like that this episode is so boring, that we’re actually debating what Jackie wastes her time watching [on TV]. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘World War Three’ @1:03:01

I love this music. That’s groovy music. Groovy chase music. … Groovy Doctor-gets-down-to-the-bottom-of-things music. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Army of Ghosts’ @0:04:51

These are useless cops. Remind me never to— Actually, remind me to commit crimes in London. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Planet of the Dead’ @1:56:20

That reminds me of that terrible film with Michael Douglas. … There’s this big … virtual reality thing. … China Syndrome, wasn’t it? No. … Oh! Romancing the Stone! No! … [as TV announcer] The Streets of San Francisco! — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Planet of the Dead’ @1:38:49

They’ve done remarkably well in the six months since losing everything they owned. … Apparently, they had money off-shore. … They had a stable of slaves in another town they just sold off. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Fires of Pompeii’ @1:10:17

I think Billie Piper is doing an homage to Tom Baker with that scarf this week. And the pig tails. … You haven’t lived until you’ve seen Tom Baker in pig tails. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: ‘Boom Town’

That reminds me of Kai’s Power Tools, that face. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Forest of the Dead’

That’s a line you wouldn’t get in an American show. No, you wouldn’t. You don’t run into a room and yell out, ‘I need a packed lunch!’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Silence in the Library’

[sniff] No, that was just me sniffing. Don’t worry. We watched this three or four times beforehand, so we could become desensitized. I didn’t. I may become a weepy mess. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Doomsday’ @0:38:07

It’s a brilliant idea, too. It’s the kind of thing you’d never see another show try and get away with. ‘Cause it is, kind of, a stupid idea, when you think about it. But for that reason it’s also a very brilliant idea. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Gridlock’

How many times have I said that? ‘What use is your science now?!’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Shakespeare Code’

There aren’t really enough Judoon to justify the size of these ships. … Like, maybe twelve come out. … They’re bureaucrats, and so naturally they would travel around in big skyscrapers. … Maybe the top part is all files. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Smith and Jones’

[David Tennant's hair] became the back-combed bouffant, … I think, in ‘Fear Her.’ … Well, ‘Fear Her’ is a seminal episode. Yes, seminal in that it made me go, ‘Not every Doctor Who is good.’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Next Doctor’