Quotes from Pottercast

[re: Bellatrix] Here comes the freeze dry spell. I like it! Freeze dry, explode! … You get to a certain level of evil, and you turn into confetti when you die. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:49:12

I like the Death Eaters turning to smoke! I think it looks so cool. … They’re like, ‘Forget this! He didn’t kill Harry? I’m outta here! My stock options are goin’ south!’ — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:46:56

Maybe … the whole reason why he’s able to not die [is because] they’re tied to each other. … To be frank, it’s because it’s a point [Rowling] wanted to make. … But it works logically. … I do not think it works at all logically. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:39:36

[giants attack] I miss Grawp. No I don’t. Nobody misses Grawp. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:57:39

The snatchers are hipsters. They’re like homeless hipsters. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:53:42

[re: changing clothes] Watch how much trouble Ron has here. [laughter] … He’s like a chicken! … Well, he’s wet, trying to put a dry shirt on. [laughter] … And Hermione’s like, ‘I’ll put on a blanket.’ Boo! — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:27:32

[re: the books] Harry is very smart. Harry figures out a lot for himself. … Hermione’s great at spells. … Stuff that she could have read up on. … And in the movies they give her all the instinctual stuff too. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:23:36

[as Dumbledore] And remember this: the next time you see me, I will be ignoring you like you don’t exist. [laughter] And it’s because I love you like a son. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @2:23:48

[re: gilly weed] Did you see that hand-off? … Neville’s dealin’ weed. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @1:33:50

Why didn’t he just charm that little tin cup to be a portkey…? The protections around Hogwarts [prohibit it]. And the [Triwizard Cup] would have transported them … to the entrance to the maze, so it was allowed. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:56:04

I wonder if there’s a special night in the Malfoy house where they all bleach their hair. [laughter] … I can just picture them, every Sunday night, with their heads over the sinks, bottle of bleach. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:10:59

[as Cedric] I’ll help you up because I’m a nice guy. Yeah. He is an all-American boy. Except that he’s not American. … That’s an expression over here in the States, boys and girls. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:08:52

Oh look, Hermione’s been caught wearing the same outfit twice in one movie. … You mean, like in real life…? Not me. I keep all the tags on my clothes and return them after I wear them once. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @1:32:02

I was under the impression that werewolves [transform] whenever the moon rises. … What if he’s on an international flight? … What if he’s on the moon? [laughter] … Maybe it would be a full earth that would set him off. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @1:41:02

Cornelius minds, but [Umbridge is going to curse Harry] in front of twelve other people, and she thinks it’s not gonna get back to him? Yeah. These kids have blogs, Dolores. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @1:44:13

[Remus and Harry go walking] ‘Oh wow, look. We found Hedwig.’ … [as Hedwig] I’m it! You go hide now! [laughter] Whooo found me? — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @1:01:54

[Malfoy's] so tough and does this [drawing]? [laughter] … ‘Look, Harry, you have a poo-poo face!’ Did you see he signed it? He signed the bottom of the drawing, like it’s gonna go on a wall somewhere. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:57:33

What’s smoking? … Someone’s bakin’ brownies. [laughter] [as prefect] No George Foreman grills allowed in the dormitory! … They don’t work; they’re electronic. Duh. No, George Foreman is a wizard, and he has a magical version. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @1:14:17

Wait! Here comes another Hermione-knows-everything moment. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:52:10

Wearing his Gryffindor patch proudly in Nocturne Alley. … [as Harry] ‘I got my ribbed turtleneck sweatshirt on here.’ … Yeah. He’s like a wizarding J Crew catalog right here. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:20:27

Snape looks like an evil chef. [laughter] [as Snape] I will make your food and then poison it when I am finished! — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @1:10:36

[as Lucius] Come, Dobby. It’s time to make me some chimichangas. [laughter] Chimichangas! Lucius does not eat chimichangas. D’ya think? — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @2:28:15

Who’s that guy Dumbledore’s ‘friends’ with? Is that one of his buddies-buddies? John! … What? Why can’t Dumbledore bring a date to quidditch? — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:22:42

Don’t interrupt [Quirrel's] important iguana lesson. An iguana! I know! If the kids don’t learn about iguanas, they’re never gonna pass the [final exam]. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:04:00

Did you guys know that it’s Snape’s job every year to carve all those pumpkins? [laughter] We did not know that, John. … That was something that Jo said in a recent interview. Uh huh. Mm hmm. Somebody’s gotta do it. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @1:12:23

[King's Cross Station] I’ve been there! I’ve been there! John and I stole pictures of this place when the guards weren’t looking. Most squeeful. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @0:35:32

[Dumbledore's vault is 716] Which, by the way, was two vaults away from Sirius’s. And that got taken out of the later edition. Yeah. Why? Dunno. … Ask Jo. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 1: Sorcerer’s Stone @0:28:30

Watch Rita. She wears things to match her environment every time. … She just came on to Harry! … Oh-ho-ho, Rita! I guess she’ll go to any length to get her story. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:42:24

Did [Flitwick] get attacked by the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people between the second and third movie? [laughter] I think so! — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:22:46