Quotes from Movie Blog

Even the [All-Spark's] a transformer. What does it transform from—a big cube to a little cube? That would be the worst Christmas present ever. — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:1:46:03

The dude’s got the best shifty eyes in the business. I love John Turturro. Yeah. I call him ‘Shifty-Eyed Turturro’ behind his back. [laughter] I say it to his face! [laughter] I could never do that. I’m too insecure. — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:1:18:14

There’s an aerial shot of the Pentagon, which … Michael Bay is the best at out of any director in history. … That’s true. If anybody needs stock footage of aerial shots of the Pentagon, go to Bay. — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:0:28:32

Are the Autobots just hanging out on the moon, waiting to see the insignia reflected off of the clouds? I think they’re hanging out on the moon or … Saturn. … Saturn’s a gas giant! Yeah, get with your nerdmanship. — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:0:35:10

How much is it to rent a tank for a day? Does it come with an AK and a goat? Okay, I’ll take the combo. [laughter] Can I supersize that? — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:0:20:28

When I first heard Bernie Mac was in this film: rolled my eyes. Yeah, me too. But we get just, not too big, not too little a dose. … Kind of like wasabi: just the right amount, and it’s good. Yeah. Or the Irish. — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:0:13:14

How big of a star is this Shia kid gonna be? You know, the dude can act. In every scene that should have been complete cheese, he makes it real. He saves it. Yeah. He pulls it out. — Movie Blog,
Transformers @:0:10:53

[Batman has] almost got a George Bush mentality. … I think there are definite parallels. … But I think they’re creepily unintended. … Just like my questionable feelings towards Maggie Gyllenhaal. — Movie Blog,
The Dark Knight

[As Bruce] Alfred, we got a bulb out in panel 46. Yeah, remember those 16,000 fluorescent tubes I asked you to install in my garage? — Movie Blog,
The Dark Knight

Twenty-one minutes into the film, we get his first line. … It’s his first line, and he answers the meaning of life. — Movie Blog,
Conan the Barbarian