Quotes from Hey, Want to Watch a Movie

[re: believing the pseudoscience] Because everything else in the movie is so grounded in reality. … If you can sell the mundane, then people will believe the unbelievable. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Back to the Future @0:35:48

You know, about 5 years ago, my mother gave me an envelope that says, ‘Do not open until 2020.’ No kidding? … I haven’t been tempted to open it, but I have been curious about what’s in it. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Back to the Future @1:27:40

[re: time travel] So, basically what we have is the film maker saying, ‘That’s a very good question, but observe my hands waving around, and you’ve forgotten all about that question!’ — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Back to the Future @1:45:09

I’d go brokeback for Flynn, so I could say, ‘Yeah, I was in, like, Flynn.’ — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Captain Blood @1:28:30

I like the rakish angle he’s got his hat on at. … You could even call it a ‘jaunty’ angle. Yes, indeed. Well, it was a ‘jaunty’ angle if Flynn wore it that way. When Gable wore it that way, it was ‘rakish.’ — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Captain Blood @1:25:09

[rolling credits] Costumers! There! Kill them all! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @1:41:15

It looks like a cruise ship commercial. [laughter] Circus folk everywhere! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @1:34:39

I actually like this! [laughter] … I didn’t ever say that it was bad. It’s just ridiculous! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @0:56:39

Come on, there’s no choice! I mean, the big band thing is way cooler than that crappy ’80s sh**. [laughter] Even in 1980, it was way cooler! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Xanadu @0:51:49

I think if this movie were made today, it would be a sexier dress than she’s wearing. … He’s wearing a sexier outfit than she is. That’s true. He’s showing more cleavage! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Princess Bride @0:56:38

Did Westley cheat? Or was that totally fair…? It was a battle of wits, and the guy had every opportunity to figure out that he might have poisoned both cups. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Princess Bride @0:47:55

This, right here, is why Indiana Jones is the p-izz-imp. He has a freakin’ smoking jacket. … It’s got the quilted cuffs and collar. … It’s like they killed three couches to make that jacket. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:32:21

See, this sets up why Alfred Molina hates Spider-Man so much, you see? ‘Cause he has spider trauma. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:16:13

This old lady fight is kind of weirding me out. … It’s hot! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Willow @2:06:19

It’s a two-headed dragon, but you only have to kill one of the heads, and then it dies? ♫ One of these heads is not like the other. ♫ [laughter] … ♫ One of these heads just isn’t the same. ♫ — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Willow @1:45:28

That’s it. This movie sucks. Yeah. That’s not realistic at all. … Well, look no further than the fact that the real world has more colors than this. What’s up with that? It’s like Kansas. Everyone’s gray. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Young Frankenstein

So, dibs out for Madeleine Khan and Teri Garr. No one wants Cloris Leachman? Frau Bluecher? No. [whinny] — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Young Frankenstein

[The subtitles] said ‘holy dragon.’ I always thought he was saying … ‘the hell of the horny dragon.’ Isn’t that scarier…? … I guess it depends on what you feel about dragons. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Big Trouble in Little China

[CB monolog] Look what he’s doing! He’s podcasting! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Big Trouble in Little China

[noise over Skype call] I’m not even gonna ask what that sound was. That sounded like a snore. Yeah, somebody’s nodded off. You can’t nod off during this scene, come on! … [snoring] [laughter] — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Blues Brothers

Doc has to sit on this secret … not only for years, but thruout his entire relationship with Marty until that … very moment when he comes back. … Doc’s a liar! — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Back to the Future @1:26:38

Did you not read the headline? ‘Assassins Gun Down Corleone. Oranges Unharmed.’ — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Godfather

I don’t care how tough you are, once someone’s got a garrote around your neck, that’s how you’re gonna look. — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Godfather