Quotes from Geekza

[as alien] In gratitude for your helping me, I will destroy your brain. [laughter] Here’s that gift. Here’s that gift, where I will make your eyes explode. It’s really for the other guy. … If you see him, just pass it along. — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:55:46

I think this is a really cool little moment, particularly as we pull back and there’s the one. I like how it’s leaning over like, ‘Aw, I wish I had a head.’ — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:49:30

So … the skull is an ant repellent. That’s clever. The skull is like Superman. It has whatever powers they want it to. … [as Kevin Smith as Jon Peters] Just no suit. It’s too faggy. — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:34:03

And then the monkeys know to attack the bad guys somehow. Nobody else. They’re helping [Mutt] drive. — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @1:29:04

Is he talkin’ all archaeological at [Indy] here? He’s a greaser who knows archaeology? Oh, wait till you see the things that this greaser knows. — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @0:36:04

‘Thank God you got into that refrigerator.’ They don’t let it go, either! … They keep bringing it up? Yeah! They’ll bring it up one more time. … I’m like, why do you keep throwing that in my face? Let it go. Move on. I was gonna let it go. — Geekza,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @0:29:11

The penitent man… kneels before God! The penitent man barrel rolls before God! That’s the most penitent thing I’ve ever seen! — Geekza,
Indy 3: Last Crusade @1:53:16

Hey look, there’s a bulletin board. … ‘Sign-ups for the Nazi volleyball league are available until Wednesday.’ [as German] You vill join now! — Geekza,
Indy 3: Last Crusade @0:54:33

This is one of my fantasies: wake up in a room, the end of the day— And your mom’s hitting on you? No! With Lea Thompson! — Geekza,
Back to the Future

That’s Huey Lewis, but is that The News along with him? No. That is most definitely not The News. — Geekza,
Back to the Future

What character from an existing movie that has nothing to do with pirates could easily fit into this universe? … Val Kilmer. … in any movie. [Laughter] Kiss Kiss Bang Bang! Gay Perry: professional pirate. — Geekza,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl

Orlando Bloom looks nothing like Stellan Skarsgaard. … If you take off … the barnacles— … He still looks nothing— … Go watch Good Will Hunting, go see him in his natural habitat: Harvard. — Geekza,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl

The governor…, her father, just reminds me of Fozzie Bear’s character in Muppet Treasure Island. — Geekza,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl

You want to know something about Jeff Goldblum that no one’s ever thought of before? … He could play Jack Sparrow. … I think he could play Jack Sparrow’s older, smarter brother. — Geekza,
Jurassic Park