Quotes from Film Fever Radio

The mayor apparently only has two suits: one that doubles as his bed sheets and this. … Are those little anchors on his suit? … Yes. … That’s a meta f***in’ gold-ass Halloween costume. — Film Fever Radio,
Jaws @0:55:23

Quint’s service rifle is actually an M1 Garand. … An Army-issued rifle. … I also want to point out that the M1 Garand, when the zombie apocalypse comes, is the preferred weapon. — Film Fever Radio,
Jaws @2:03:09

It’s ridiculous that [Karl] wouldn’t understand German. [Hans] has to say it in English. … He didn’t say ‘Shoot the glass’ in German. He was telling him that [McClane] didn’t have shoes on. [disputed] … This is why we keep a German around. — Film Fever Radio,
Die Hard

[female voice] I have a huge crush on the bad guy. Huge. On Alan Rickman? … Best movie villain ever! No, second! … Well, after Darth Vader. … So, it goes Darth, Hans Gruber, Hannibal Lector…. Bruce … the shark. — Film Fever Radio,
Die Hard

So who’s tougher: Vasquez or Starbuck? Ooh. Ohh. We should have them fight to find out! Or should they just fight and make out later on? — Film Fever Radio,
Aliens

How did [Hudson] ever get to be a Marine? Seriously! He impregnated some f***in’ girl on some other planet. [laughter, then several voices] Doesn’t matter when it’s Arcturian, baby! — Film Fever Radio,
Aliens

Why is there an owl in the jungle? Woodsy Owl shows up to remind her ‘Don’t pollute!’ — Film Fever Radio,
Indy 2: Temple of Doom

These movies had fantastic matte paintings … that Lucas then would burn 20 years later. F*** Lucas. … Didn’t sell ‘em, didn’t donate ‘em— How far in the movie did we get before we got to ‘F*** Lucas’?! — Film Fever Radio,
Indy 2: Temple of Doom

The Muppets could do a West Side Story. Yeah! … Why has that not happened?! ‘Cause it’s gonna involve a muppet dying! — Film Fever Radio,
West Side Story

Right now, before the dance scenes get even more involved, I am putting a moratorium on calling s***t gay. [female voices] Thank you! — Film Fever Radio,
West Side Story

Does Khan have a mullet? … No. It’s not business in the front and party in the back. Khan is party all the time! — Film Fever Radio,
Wrath of Khan