Quotes from Bronson Five

At least they’re in that sweet motor home. Yeah. This is like About Schmidt. [laughter] It is. Arnold should put some gnomes on the top of the— He should get some Hummel. [laughter] With his proof-of-purchase certificates. — Bronson Five,
Terminator 3 @1:10:11

There are no black people in this movie. … 1 and 2 had black people. Dude! Terminator 4: the terminator should be black! [laughter] They would never suspect that. Ever. — Bronson Five,
Terminator 3 @0:22:05

[Movies don't kill innocent bystanders] They do it in Total Recall. … The guy on the escalator? … Gets shot like 80 times. He’s just on his way home to get some Hamburger Helper with the fam. — Bronson Five,
Terminator 3 @0:17:35

You know what I love about the future in these movies? What’s that? There’s always something on fire. [laughter] If you’re cold in the future, in a Terminator movie, you’re all right. ‘Cause there’s a fire … everywhere. — Bronson Five,
Terminator 3 @0:04:19

On Deadly Ground … turns into An Inconvenient Truth at the end. … Don’t you love that part in the middle, tho, where he goes to … an Indian reservation and— He hallucinates, and there’s boobs and sh**? Yeah! — Bronson Five,
Out for Justice @0:27:49

If someone put a meat cleaver in your hand … would you not [remove it]? Well, aren’t you not supposed to do that? Because— It’ll bleed more. … You’re just supposed to hang out…? I’m not a doctor. — Bronson Five,
Out for Justice @0:23:35

What nationality is [Maggie Q]? Hot. … What does the Q stand for? Is it like, what’s that dude…? Mc G. … Mc G and Maggie Q need to get married, so her name is … Maggie McG-Q. — Bronson Five,
Live Free or Die Hard @1:06:59

Okay, so we got the Mac dude in this movie. They should have got the PC guy as a different character. Maybe the PC guy could have been the villain. That would have been awesome. — Bronson Five,
Live Free or Die Hard @0:31:47

The gunshots are really good in this. Yeah, they are pretty good. ‘Cause remember in the late ’80s, early ’90s, … every gunshot in a movie had the same sound? — Bronson Five,
Live Free or Die Hard @0:14:25

[John McClane] is like the Bruce Springsteen of action heroes. … Why isn’t Bruce Springsteen in this movie? … [He] could play John McClane in part five. … He should be John McClane’s brother. — Bronson Five,
Live Free or Die Hard @0:01:02

Why doesn’t John Woo make movies like this anymore? … If John Woo made this movie, tho, it would have been, like, 20 minutes longer because of all the slow motion. — Bronson Five,
Shoot ‘Em Up

This is why he is better than you or I: ’cause we would leave the baby and run. Yeah, but look, he thinks about it… Maybe he knew there would be a sweet adventure coming if he took it. — Bronson Five,
Shoot ‘Em Up