Quotes from DVD PodBlast

Hey, it’s Martin Mull! [laughter] … Holy sh**, that is Martin Mull! … I thought you were all bullsh**tin’. — DVD PodBlast,
Killers @0:33:35

He doesn’t have the charm to pull off ‘cool guy,’ does he? I’m callin’ it right now. There’s absolutely no chemistry between these two. — DVD PodBlast,
Killers @0:22:29

Why isn’t this funny? Why wasn’t this funny from the get-go? … Well, how old do we have to be to enjoy this? Who was this movie made for? Is it made for 12-year-olds? — DVD PodBlast,
The Pest @0:59:45

You did see him jump-roping with the snake and playing bass with it, right? Actually, I missed that part. Thanks. — DVD PodBlast,
The Pest @0:45:14

It’s … Hard Target, but sh*tty. … We did a [JCVD double feature]. … And DoubleStuf Oreos. … Compared to watching this … that would’ve been like winning Mega Millions. — DVD PodBlast,
The Pest @0:29:11

You know who’s up on my comedy radar lately as sort of a comic genius, speaking of Stepbrothers? Dude, Stepbrothers sucked. OH MY GOD— We’ll table that for a moment…. — DVD PodBlast,
Dinner for Schmucks @0:27:37

Way to date your movie by showing the iPod Nano from four years ago. — DVD PodBlast,
Dinner for Schmucks @0:19:01

Midget witch! Widget! … [as witch] ‘We demand payment! Choose one of us to f***!’ … [as Perseus] ‘Well, sh*t, I’ll take the midget.’ [laughter] ‘If I’m gonna go weird, I might as well go really weird.’ — DVD PodBlast,
Clash of the Titans (2010) @1:12:42

So now you have these wooden djinn guys that tag along. Never in the original story. Never in any mythological book. Just made up for this f***in’ movie. — DVD PodBlast,
Clash of the Titans (2010) @1:02:25

I am so gonna unleash the Kraken by the end of this movie. Oh boy. — DVD PodBlast,
Clash of the Titans (2010) @0:35:12

There it is. There’s your Valentine’s Day gift from us to you. [laughter] Wow. That’s not to say we don’t love you. It’s just that love hurts sometimes. That’s all. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @2:12:50

This is like some bad Power Rangers villain or something. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @2:10:04

Is he talkin’ into the gun?! Yep. … All right. I’m done. Dude, he’s talkin’ into the phone! Steve! You’re not goin’ anywhere! No no no. … Steve! You’re gonna finish this blast! — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @1:47:22

All right. That’s a problem, when all the animals are leavin’ town. You know what’s coming in? Tasmanian Devil. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:41:20

Looks like a woodshop. Is that their hideout? No, that’s their ‘memory warehouse.’ Oh, brother. I have a memory whorehouse…. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:29:50

Now, when I was a bully, … I never stripped little boys. … Little too Leopold and Loeb there, I don’t know. — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:27:34

If all these guys that are friends are a little bit psychic, why don’t they just start up a detective agency or something that would make money? The stock market! Horse-racing! — DVD PodBlast,
Dreamcatcher @0:12:32

Ackroyd and M Night Shyamalan … are the only two men to direct themselves in Razzy-winning Worst Supporting Actor roles. How ’bout that? — DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 1:11:19

If a nasty fat girl chains you up…, you can always say, ‘… I couldn’t do anything about it,’ but then have a blast. … Well, she’s a moped girl. … They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends watchin’ you. — DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 1:04:20

There isn’t even any sauce on the bones. … Well, it’s Mr. Bonestripper, dude. Yeah, I mean, when you buy top of the line, you get what you pay for. — DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 0:35:38

And now the comedy starts! Are you guys all buckled in? Yes. It’s gonna get hilarious! I thought it already started, ’cause I’ve been laughin’ on the inside for quite some time now. — DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 0:28:35

What? … 77% on Rotten Tomatoes? … What?! … Yep, he’s pullin’ it out! Oh no! He is in there! … Has the world gone crazy giving this a 77%?! — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @1:32:22

They’re not imprinting! … It’s a Gallagher show! First three rows ♪♫ may get bloody! ♪♫ … [wild laughter] Now: we really want you to invest. Open your hearts and your wallets. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @1:01:41

[re: smuggling a box] I think the Fat Boys are in this. The Disorderlies? [laughter] … Would you take this package and incinerate it for me? ‘Will do boss!’ But they’re gonna mix it up with another box that has puppies in it. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:51:48

I bet you it’s evolving when it’s in that dormant stage. Ooh, it’s like you wrote this script. … [to Clive] Put it together. You’re a scientist. You’re smart. Nope. Dumb as a box of elbows. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:36:45

I can’t even preface what happens. I just want to see the look on your faces when it does. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:16:43

♪♫ When Irish eyes are bleeding…! ♪♫ — DVD PodBlast,
Leprechaun @1:30:59

Every time a great movie comes out, Matt says, ‘Three people told me it was horrible.’ But the people you talk to are like your son, your wife, and a lesbian cage fighter. — DVD PodBlast,
Leprechaun @1:27:53

So her father is leaving her with 3 guys that paint? … Three guys that paint? All right. I was painting in Chicago before I moved out to LA. Would you leave your daughter with me? Uh, no. Exactly. — DVD PodBlast,
Leprechaun @0:58:22

What’s with the … very conspicuous 49ers cap? They love 49ers in North Dakota. They love their gold! Gold! Hee hee hee! Oh, I get it! — DVD PodBlast,
Leprechaun @0:38:32

An 11-year-old is gonna say ‘can we inject’? Dude, unless you’re gettin’ tapped by the local Catholic priest, there’s no way he would know what ‘inject’ means. — DVD PodBlast,
Leprechaun @0:33:27

This is the brightest-lit strip club I’ve ever seen. Yeah. Or read once in a book. — DVD PodBlast,
Blues Brothers 2000 @0:37:48

And he’s got $500 in his pocket. In hundreds. ‘Cause he’s a cop. In the year 1999. — DVD PodBlast,
Blues Brothers 2000 @0:23:26

You know why both of his knees are worn out in his jeans, don’t you? Wow. It’s a Catholic orphanage. Huh. Yeah. Blasted, Catholic priest rapists! — DVD PodBlast,
Blues Brothers 2000 @0:17:30

[medal ceremony] Aw, this reminds me of Episode I. … [re: Grandma] It’s Yoda! — DVD PodBlast,
Mars Attacks! @1:46:14

[re: Independence Day] Bill Pullman sucks c***. I don’t know why you hate Bill Pullman so much. … The guy doesn’t have a sense of smell. Come on. … Then he doesn’t know that he stinks! — DVD PodBlast,
Mars Attacks! @1:07:02

[alien ramp unfolds] ‘Like a giant tongue.’ That was the funny line. That was supposed to kill the audience. How’d it do? Good? [unenthusiastic agreement] [laughter] I don’t feel so hot. How’s that? — DVD PodBlast,
Mars Attacks! @0:46:26

I’ve always wondered about Nicholson. … If he never did this for a living, he would just be that creepy guy in back of you at the bank or something. — DVD PodBlast,
Mars Attacks! @0:17:47

Now it’s like some ’80s music video! [laughter] With the laser light and lights and smoke…! Waiting for Duran Duran to run out…. — DVD PodBlast,
Congo @1:23:02

♪♫ I’d be safe and warm if I was in LA. California Dreamin’ on such a winter’s day! ♫♪ What, dude? The Congo loves their f***in’ Mamas and Papas. — DVD PodBlast,
Congo @0:58:30