Quotes from Judge Dredd

Wow, look at Penisopolis out there! Oh, no. Phallus palace indeed! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Judge Dredd @1:32:07

That robot even sneers! Bill! What? Why does that robot sneer? ‘Cause he’s evil! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Judge Dredd @1:20:32

Have you ever seen anybody … leave their barbecue? … I would think a full-size man takes a while to cook. … You don’t see the spit turning. You don’t see them making cookin’ sauce. … They’re in the f***in’ out-world! They don’t have sauce! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Judge Dredd @0:54:11

Why do crazy desert people always have to overact with their facial expressions? Dude, ’cause they’re crazy. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Judge Dredd @0:48:59

If [Stallone is] not standing on an apple box, … [Lane] has got to be, like, 3’ 6″. [laughter] Well, he’s got the Kiss boots, so it’s like he’s got an apple box built in. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Judge Dredd @0:14:37

I won’t even tell you about Judge Glasscock. [laughter] You know what they said about him? No? You could always see him coming. [uproarious laughter] — Speakeasy,
Judge Dredd @1:04:07

Plato has reviewed [the DVD] … on the back. And it says, ‘Where there is crime in society, there is no justice.’ … And how many stars did he give it? [laughter] He hasn’t given it any stars. — Speakeasy,
Judge Dredd @0:35:52

[Dredd takes off his helmet] Aw! F*** off! … In the comic book, in decades, you never see Dredd’s face. … If he’s injured … he’ll be bandaged. … There’s always some joke. … This is blasphemy. — Speakeasy,
Judge Dredd @0:04:47

Kind of a fantastic combination. It places itself very much in the middle between Blade Runner and the Super Mario movie. [laughter] I didn’t think that was possible, but they did it. — Speakeasy,
Judge Dredd @0:07:33

We’ve just started … where the Cinergi logo has faded out? Whatever happened to them? Oh right, they made Judge Dredd. … That was enough for them. [laughter] They were like, ‘We just can’t do any better than that.’ — Speakeasy,
Judge Dredd @0:04:47