Quotes from Uma Thurman

[re: Alfred's death] I supposed they could’ve brought in Aunt Harriet. Imagine who they would have got to play her. … Like, one of the Spice Girls. [laughter] … Queen Latifah. — Batman Universe,
Batman & Robin @0:58:15

Hey, so everyone who just got frozen by Mr. Freeze? You can all thank Batman, ’cause he used you all as bait. — Batman Universe,
Batman & Robin @0:51:26

Ah, my favorite scene in the movie: Bane wearing a fedora hat. He doesn’t have the mental capacity to form sentences, but he can operate an automobile. — Batman Universe,
Batman & Robin @0:39:58

How many villains in Batman films are made by falling into something? [Lists several] … Basically, if you’re pushed at a vulnerable state, in Gotham City, you will become a supervillain. — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:21:10

Did you notice, when she put the CD in? … Alfred went to the trouble of making Flash animation of having the Bat symbol come up, and [say] ‘Bruce Wayne is Batman! Ta-daa! Click to skip intro.‘ — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @1:35:47

As I recall, Dumbledore said to Snape, [as Alec Guinness] ‘If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.’ What movie is that from? Uh, Jaws. — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @1:14:15

Bane is still wearing the fedora. … He’s trying to look like Humphrey Bogart in this movie, and it’s just never going to happen. — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:56:30

I don’t like Bob Kane’s wife. Bob Kane’s wife sounds like the Good Witch of the North. She’s no Liz Shatner. — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:37:45

They basically unloaded a pile of crap in front of Arnold Schwarzenegger and made him roll around in it. Yeah, and that’s because, the day before, they unloaded $20 million and made him roll around in that. — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:04:29

Right now, it’s like a bad issue of Shadow of the Bat. … By the hour mark, it becomes a $100 million Adam West TV show. And then, by an hour and half, it becomes the worst movie ever made. — Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:03:11

All she’s wanted to do is kill this guy right from the beginning of the story, but … it’s like she still loves him. … I hope one day to manipulate a woman like that. … That’s why you need to go young, ’cause you can train them. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill vol. 2 @2:01:52

I don’t think we even mentioned it in the first movie, but even the [sheriff's] sunglasses shot was an homage to another movie. Yeah. I can’t remember what movie. CHiPs, with Eric Estrada. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill vol. 2 @1:24:29

Look at [the Bride's] girly-haired pig-tail things. … She looks cute right there, not terrible looking. Granted, she needs an eye wrangler…. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill vol. 2 @1:15:05

Do you think [O-Ren Ishii] hates that guy Mickey? She sent one guy, like they just had an argument a few minutes before. … He was eating off her plate. … Those were my grapes, you son of a bitch. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill vol. 1 @1:18:18

Wouldn’t it be cool if there was a unique back story—… anime … or just some other … form of storytelling—for each of the members of the gang? … Do one all in American sign language. … Rhythmic dance, with the ribbons and stuff. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 @0:42:34

Originally … Kevin Costner was gonna play Kill Bill. … He didn’t do it because he wanted to hold a baseball bat the whole time and not a sword. … [laughter] And a husk of corn. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 @0:25:08