Quotes from Billy Barty

[re: Jon Anderson finale song] This is like the outside of that weird girl in 8th grade’s notebook, who had the unicorns on her notebook. Those are the lyrics … she wrote out. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @1:25:32

At this point we should have realized that Tom Cruise was off his rocker, right? Why did it take another 15 years? [laughter] … Well, we can’t assume that he demanded to wear that outfit. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:55:19

You know things are goin’ bad when your team is composed of guys named Jack, Gump, and Screwball. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:53:08

Okay, that was the fakest rock ever, tho. … ‘Cause even tho I don’t know what’s goin’ on, I always thought, it’s just a completely immersive world. … Everything else is great. … Everything else is great except the story. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:45:50

Is that Tangerine Dream leaning on the synthesizer—falling asleep at the synthesizer again? — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:30:21

Okay, here come the bubbles. It’s like, what are the bubbles doin’ here? Where’d they come from? Like they ran out of feathers, so, ‘Start up the bubble machine. We need somethin’.’ — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:28:03

Every frame of this movie looks like a beautiful, gorgeous painting to me. … And I think it looks like a weird, ’80s unicorn poster, like pot smoking. You just didn’t understand the ’80s like I did. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:09:02

I think [Dolph Lundgren] did a really good job. Even now, I struggle to think of anyone else to play He-Man. I totally agree. I think he gets blasted for this movie a lot, and I don’t get it. I mean, he plays He-Man like He-Man. — Masters of the Universe Chronicles,
Masters of the Universe @0:13:14

That’s what I love about this film. It kind of mixes Superman and Star Wars and all these different things—everything that was good about the ’80s—all into one film. — Masters of the Universe Chronicles,
Masters of the Universe @0:04:33