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Quotes from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Ron was very, very put out that Harry didn’t tell him how he put his name in the Goblet of Fire but not bothered at all by the fact that he was kidnapped and used as bait. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:24:37

[as Dumbledore, to Harry:] Remember this: you have friends here. You’re not alone. Soon, you will have Dolores Umbridge to be your very best friend. [pause] Not me tho. I will be busy next year. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:21:51

This is a terrible spectator sport. … People disappear into the maze, and everyone for two hours just goes, ‘Do you think they’re dead?’ ‘I don’t know.’ … We need a JumboTron! — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:52:33

It would be great if it was revealed at the end of this that the Yule Ball actually was one of the challenges. And Harry comes in last; he’s failed, because he can’t dance. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:21:02

[as McGonagall] Surprise! The Yule Ball is a dance. [as students] What?! What?! The Yule Ball is a dance? Is that what the word ‘ball’ means? Or is that what the word ‘yule’ means? — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:08:26

[as Dumbledore] Well, it’s a magical contract. We can’t do anything about it. We have to go on and try to kill the students with these dragons. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:34:43

[re: Quidditch World Cup attack] This is not how this would go. … It would be like a half a dozen guys with assault rifles walking into a Texas gun show. It would be a horrible blood bath. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:12:02

[as Dumbledore] And remember this: the next time you see me, I will be ignoring you like you don’t exist. [laughter] And it’s because I love you like a son. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @2:23:48

[re: gilly weed] Did you see that hand-off? … Neville’s dealin’ weed. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @1:33:50

Why didn’t he just charm that little tin cup to be a portkey…? The protections around Hogwarts [prohibit it]. And the [Triwizard Cup] would have transported them … to the entrance to the maze, so it was allowed. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:56:04

I wonder if there’s a special night in the Malfoy house where they all bleach their hair. [laughter] … I can just picture them, every Sunday night, with their heads over the sinks, bottle of bleach. — Pottercast,
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[as Cedric] I’ll help you up because I’m a nice guy. Yeah. He is an all-American boy. Except that he’s not American. … That’s an expression over here in the States, boys and girls. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:08:52

[as Olympe] Let’s get the hell out of here, ladies, and back to one of the countless schools Voldemort isn’t obsessed with destroying. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:25:34

Neville’s transformation into Oscar Wilde is right on schedule. [laughter] Got a schedule for that, does he? [laughter] Yes. Very rigorous. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:33:18

[re: Hogwart's in snow] Eh, sure, it’s pretty. They don’t show you the solid acre of yellow snow around Hagrid’s house. Curse of the animal keeper, I guess. The animals have nothing to do with it. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:14:46

[re: Harry has no choice] Okay, do the adults who keep putting on the tournament where kids die have a choice? — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:47:17

[as Harry] Ron, I’ve been thinking. What do you put the odds of you having a career once these movies are done? — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:40:21

[re: Howart's Express] A train like that ought to have at least one fastidious Belgian detective aboard at all times. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:17:56

The collected wizarding world is powerless against six bad guys. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:13:42

[Dumbledore tells Harry he's not alone] And then just a little pat. ‘You call me if you need me. I’ll be in my office with the door closed.’ [laughter] ‘I’m gonna ignore you for the next six months.’ — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @2:26:26

[Gambon] is nothing like Dumbledore in this scene. He is confused; he’s annoyed. … And … when he screams ‘Silence’, every girl … in this Great Hall is instantly rendered infertile. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:21:39

Watch Rita. She wears things to match her environment every time. … She just came on to Harry! … Oh-ho-ho, Rita! I guess she’ll go to any length to get her story. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:42:24

Did [Flitwick] get attacked by the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy people between the second and third movie? [laughter] I think so! — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @0:22:46