Quotes from Joe Johnston

You know what else takes place during this scene? … Because it’s the London bombings, the first Narnia movie takes place during this scene. — Movie Fans,
Captain America: The First Avenger @1:31:58

I like how Steve so insecure, he’s threatened by fondue. … He doesn’t know what ‘fondue’ means yet! — Movie Fans,
Captain America: The First Avenger @0:58:28

So, what does MP stand for? Military police? … No: Mickey Mouse Patrol. … [as Mickey Mouse] Now you’re goin’ to jail! Ha ha! — Movie Fans,
Captain America: The First Avenger @0:33:52

Stanley Tucci right there. ‘Vy am I ze only vun in zis movie vis a German accent?’ Just wait a couple minutes. You’ll be fine. — Movie Fans,
Captain America: The First Avenger @0:17:03

If there’s a point where the suspension of disbelief gets a little tough for me, it’s this end scene. … If he has enough control of the plane to ditch it in the ocean, he has enough … to not have it fire all of its weapons on New York. — Legion of Dudes,
Captain America @1:50:52

How do you feel about this Captain America havin’ a gun? Totally fine with it. Yep. It’s World War 2. He’s a soldier. — Legion of Dudes,
Captain America @1:07:59

[re: big reveal] I’ve been a married man for 15 years. … That is a nice-lookin’ man there. — Legion of Dudes,
Captain America @0:45:47

I want the origin story, because, especially if you’re doing something that’s a franchise, you need to establish the origin of this iteration of the character. — Legion of Dudes,
Captain America @0:40:08

Every one of these gorillas is gonna try to climb this flagpole. … This was perfect. … There were people cheering in the theater. … The Kobayashi Maru. Yes! That’s perfect! The Kobayashi Maru. — Legion of Dudes,
Captain America @0:30:25

There’s nothing better than a slow-burn picture that gets you to the same crappy effects you see for a full 90 minutes in an Underworld movie. — Film Pigs,
The Wolfman @1:44:42

He’s a pretty bad father. He’s not the best. He’s not gonna be winning any awards. Nor is this movie. Yeah, he’s not gonna be getting a mug that says ‘World’s Best Dad’. — Film Pigs,
The Wolfman @1:41:35

I hate it when I run into Max Von Sydow on the trains. … He always talks your f***in’ ear off. … [as Von Sydow] ‘Did I tell you when I worked with Ingmar Bergman?’ Yes! Yes, Max! — Film Pigs,
The Wolfman @0:07:10

Holy sh**. After years of watching this, I finally understand that. Heh. Yeah. Soul Man? Sole Man. [all] Sole Man! — Ef This Commentary,
Jumanji @1:09:00