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Quotes from Janeane Garofalo

[Claire Forlani] is so crazy pretty in this scene and doesn’t really pull it off that well in many films. … She looks like if you put some skin on an emoticon. — Down in Front,
Mystery Men @1:19:50

The movie’s now telling us that there’s a level below these guys. So Captain Amazing is Rifftrax. We are Mystery Men. And Mr. Spleen is Sofa Dogs! I’m kidding! I’m kidding! that was a total joke, Pavlich. — Down in Front,
Mystery Men @0:53:38

Yeah, f***in’ Eddie Izzard. What up? … By the way, at which point does a pompadour stop being impressive and start being scary? Never. No, there’s a movie called Johnny Suede that crosses the line. — Down in Front,
Mystery Men @0:36:51

If Ricky Jay appears in your film, then whoever he’s associating with are the villains. Ricky Jay is never a hero. Which is sad, ’cause Ricky Jay is such a sweetheart. — Down in Front,
Mystery Men @0:18:21

This is totally a riff off of Watchmen. … Watchmen got clipped on the shoulder and went spinning off to the side, [laughter] and it became Mystery Men. — Down in Front,
Mystery Men @0:02:51

I wish I lived near a lake like this. Yeah, so Jason could kill you? … Jason lives at every lake ever. No, he lives at Crystal Lake. Yeah, that’s Crystal Lake. … This is Ruby Lake. This is Cubic Zirconium Lake. — Technicolor Commentary,
Wet Hot American Summer @1:11:39