Quotes from Commando

You know he’s evil. He’s not even parked straight. Look at that! … Actually Rae Dawn Chong’s parked far more terribly than he has. I’d give this film a parking rating of 2. — The Oneliner,
Commando @0:30:54

[as Schwarzenegger] There’s a plane. Perhaps with the tools here we can convert it into a submarine and sail out to the island. — The Oneliner,
Commando @0:52:24

[as John] What are you doing? [as Cindy] Providing sidekick comedy bravura. — The Oneliner,
Commando @0:43:59

Ooh, she’s got her dad’s acerbic wit. — The Oneliner,
Commando @0:26:20

You can have African-Americans, Asian-Americans, and foreign Americans, and that’s your lot. Apologies to any American listeners, but you are simple folks. And we’ll make no apologies for this viewpoint. — The Oneliner,
Commando 0:08:21

What kind of a name is ‘Matrix’? Yes, of all the silly names Arnold has sported in his films, perhaps ‘John Matrix’ is the most far fetched. — The Oneliner,
Commando