Quotes from Salma Hayak

Hello, Miss East. Wow! Oh, here we go, baby! [laughter] Hmmm, Tokyo Rose. … Wild Wild Breast! [laughter] … Would she be milking this scene for all it’s worth? — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Wild Wild West @0:40:29

Good blast from [chatroom member] Odmojojo. He says that it’s like every great idea you thought you had in third grade made it into this movie. [laughter] Nice! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Wild Wild West @0:29:15

I think we should play a game of guessing which scenes Kenneth Branagh is drunk off of his ass. [laughter] I hear he’s pretty notorious like that. Wait a minute. Is he British? Yes. Every scene. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Wild Wild West @0:19:04

If you could somehow cut Will Smith out of this, you’d have— You guys want to do that? Just get a green screen and a Red and go out back? Reshoot? … We’d have to see if Artemus Gordon alone could carry the movie. — Down in Front,
Wild Wild West @0:59:16

There’s a great moment here with Mustache Side-Chops Man. But he basically— [laughter] ‘Mustache Side-Chops’? Is that his name in the credits? — Down in Front,
Wild Wild West @0:28:28

[80-foot mechanical tarantula scene] Look at the emissions on that. That’s never gonna get past emissions tests. Exactly. — Renegade Commentaries,
Wild Wild West

The amount of money they must have spent in CG stuff just to get rid of Kenneth Branagh’s legs—why didn’t they just actually cut his legs off? … There must have been some paraplegic who can act. Could have paid him a lot less. — Renegade Commentaries,
Wild Wild West

Did they steal this scene from Fraggle Rock? ♫ Down in Fraggle Rock! ♫ — Adudathuda PodBlast,
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