Quotes from Law Abiding Citizen

He is, like, a supervillian in a dull legal drama. [laughter] He’s Jigsaw caught in a Julia Roberts film. — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @1:45:23

Wait a minute! … So [the twist]?! [laughter] That’s retarded! You got Shyamalaned! — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @1:34:20

This movie is dumb, … but for me it’s kind of fun dumb, versus dull dumb. Jean-Claude Van Dumb? Jean-Claude Van Dumb! [laughter] I like that phrase. — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @0:59:43

Oh! He had good points until that. [laughter] Because the fact that she likes anal sex is not something you should make fun of. No. That’s something precious. — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @0:46:26

You chose to go watch an execution over watching your little girl play the cello. Well, maybe she’s a really sh*tty cello player. … And maybe this guy’s really good at killing people. [laughter] … He’s the Yo-Yo Ma of executions. — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @0:17:10

Now it’s a choice on the part of the film makers to have made the movie this uninteresting up to this point, right? — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @0:12:22