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Every frame of this movie looks like a beautiful, gorgeous painting to me. … And I think it looks like a weird, ’80s unicorn poster, like pot smoking. You just didn’t understand the ’80s like I did. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:09:02

Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe this movie is fantastic. If it were just scene after scene of Nicolas Cage drinking mead. — Gymkommentary,
Wicker Man @0:22:52

♪♫Jennings is back! Jennings is back!♪♫ And now the film goes from being fun to being awesome! — Shut Up & Watch This,
Howard the Duck @1:00:38

Since the bad guy was always somebody in a mask, you had to meet that guy at the beginning of the episode. So, whoever … was new and middle-aged and white, [laughs] that was the bad guy at the end. — Tysto Commentaries,
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island @0:22:46

[re: Jon Anderson finale song] This is like the outside of that weird girl in 8th grade’s notebook, who had the unicorns on her notebook. Those are the lyrics … she wrote out. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @1:25:32

In Independence Day, anybody that just seems to get caught up in the events eventually, by the end of it, plays a direct role in solving the crisis. … John Cusack at no point does that in this film. — Down in Front,
2012 @0:12:14

So here are the dementors: the worst cops in history. … They almost kill the person they are trying to protect from the murderer. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:22:28

[Re: lobby shoot-out] A scene like this in a movie—every decade, is worth a Columbine. It totally is. Whoa! … Write your hate mail to downinfrontshow@gmail.com. — Down in Front,
The Matrix @1:49:40

I had a little thing for Michelle Rodriguez a little while. Really? Oh, god. That’s cute. That’s cute that you thought she had a vagina. — Podtoid,
Resident Evil @0:38:04

Ooh, she’s got her dad’s acerbic wit. — The Oneliner,
Commando @0:26:20

It’s also quite cool with the light in the background. So is this daytime? But it’s nighttime. So where’s the light comin’ from? Whoa. The government. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:24:02

In films these days, it seems that there’s far too much desire to get the story jump started immediately—of course, this film started with a nuclear explosion, so maybe I’m talkin’ out of one side of my mouth. — Bloody Pit of Rod,
The Giant Behemoth @0:23:49

It kind of felt like a bunch of bigwig studio heads got together and made a teen angst film. … I don’t mean that in a negative way…. — Frank Farina and Soulless Minions,
Pump up the Volume @0:18:57

Oh, there’s some foreshadowing here. So you see … Harrison Ford with this incredibly skinny robot-like thing? Yes. That foreshadows the fact that, in several years’ time, he marries Calista Flockhart. — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back @0:24:23

Come on, mate. Arc her up. Kick the tires and light the fires. [laughter] Tony’s gettin’ very excited. Well, it is takin’ a while, isn’t it? … Twenty-five minutes in, and he’s finally kickin’ the switch. — MMM Commentaries,
The Time Machine @0:23:16

[debris falls next to Charlie] Oh, Charlie. See, that island was trying to kill him from day one. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Lost ‘Pilot’ Part 1 @0:07:37

Here come some rent-a-cops. How would you like that to be your job? … You don’t get very good grades, and you end up graduating from the school of magic, and then you become a bank guard. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:21:15

Why is the El family represented by an S? … I think it’s just a family crest that just happens to be in the shape of an S. Oh, well, that is rather slippery of you, there. — MMM Commentaries,
Superman @0:14:02

D’you recognize the claws? … They’re made from that necklace. Ohhh. [laughter] You studied this movie way too much. Well, this is only the second time I’ve seen it. Please tell me it’s gonna be the last. — Comic Geek Speak,
Catwoman @0:55:38

Which is your favorite then: Monster Squad or The Goonies? … Monster Squad. Monster Squad, hands down. … Tom, What about you…? Goonies. Goonies? Three — one! — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Night of the Creeps @0:25:28

Apparently, they went with ewoks and not wookies for budgetary reasons. … The only thing that I can possibly conclude … is just simply the cost of fur. … Maybe little people don’t cost as much. … It’s pro rata based on height. — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @1:03:40

That’s always a coming of age experience. Where were you guys when your mother said, ‘I should’ve had the abortion’? Was it early in your life or was it kind of middle, like me? — Jon Madsen and friends,
The Watchmen @1:26:33

I’ve gotten into that Goldie Wilson thing with people. … He sucked. He goes, ‘I’m gonna clean up this town!’ Meanwhile, the town was pristine. … What did he do? The place looked like utter sh** under Mayor Goldie Wilson. — Opie & Anthony gang,
Back to the Future @0:06:16

It’s a good job, tho, real life isn’t like the movies. Imagine if you tried to get a cab, and it was a choice between Johnny Cab and Benny the Cab? [laughter] It’d be like, ‘Oh, I’ll just walk.’ — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? @0:55:17

So he’s in love with her, huh? There’s definitely somethin’ goin’ on there, yeah. So this is total Phantom of the Oprah. [pause] They’re pretty much exactly the same thing. — Killer Reviews,
Candyman @1:20:59

[re: Me and Orson Welles] I liked it. Well, you like a lot of bad things. I invited you into my podcast. That’s true. And look how bad that turned out. All I do is this: pppppbbbth. — Down in Front,
Explorers @0:30:20

I was so f***ing excited to see the [Fantastic Four] wedding. … They’re gonna have … all these other [Marvel] characters … and they did nothing. … You were calling me a nerd for having NASA stickers on my guitar! — Down in Front,
Hulk @1:13:22

We’ve got blogger, an Internet conspirator, who’s afraid of girls. [sarcastically] Good one, Toby Whithouse. Nice bit of a non-stereotypical characterization, there. Well done! But kudos on the cute girls. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘God Complex’ @0:11:21

This is the fourth time Kirk’s been beaten up. … He’s like the 23rd century Rocky. … Just let everyone in the universe beat the crap out of him until everyone in the universe gets tired. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Star Trek @1:45:33

♪♫ I’d be safe and warm if I was in LA. California Dreamin’ on such a winter’s day! ♫♪ What, dude? The Congo loves their f***in’ Mamas and Papas. — DVD PodBlast,
Congo @0:58:30

[re: Mystique] I like how she wears her uniform to still show a little bit of cleavage. Yeah. Or it’s like Hank didn’t account for her t*ts. ‘Oh, I’m sorry. I made it a size too small.’ — Ultimate Movie Commentary,
X-Men: First Class @1:34:42

So here we have the orgasm cake. … If I went to a place that gave me an orgasm every time I took a bite of their cheesecake, I’d go back. I’d go back there a lot. Yeah, but nobody would take you. — Down in Front,
The Matrix Reloaded @1:11:51

They’re sort of complaining that he hasn’t got enough guys to search the area. It’d probably help if your guys weren’t standin’ on top of one another. Spread out! [laughter] … You’re not tryin’ to find a nickel on the ground. — MMM Commentaries,
Close Encounters of the Third Kind @1:33:58

Bond is up against his own ignorance. That’s the real villain. … He’s flailing around in the dark, hoping that people will try to kill him so that he can get one step closer to the guy who’s actually ordering people to kill him. — Tysto Commentaries,
You Only Live Twice @0:26:01

There goes the ‘certain point of view’ crap again. She actually calls him on it, of course, [laughter] making her slightly smarter than Luke Skywalker. — Tysto Commentaries,
Pink Five Saga @0:21:13

‘A wholesale costume jewelry salesman.’ I would kill everyone if that was my job. Like, seriously. Not a day would go by that I didn’t kill someone, if that’s what I did. — Film Thugs,
Rear Window @1:03:07

Hagrid looks like Sweetums. — Down in Front,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:42:10

Oswald Danes—apparently, ‘patterns are forming around him.’ Mm-hm. Um, okay. Jack’s had a peek at the script, and he knows that it’s going to prove important by the end. … He’s just a chap who got interviewed. — Impossible Podcast,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: Escape to LA’ @0:16:25

Just a note about Karloff’s outfit here—he looks like he could be in an early ’80s new wave band. [laughter] The snaps on the side… He would fit in with Gary Newman. I hear you there. — Terror Transmission,
The Black Cat @0:35:56

Now, these guys are actually real Pittsburgh police officers, and that’s— Those are real dogs. — Deadpit Radio,
Night of the Living Dead @1:32:37

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