Quotes from Ving Rhames

I like the fact that [the Sontaran is] a nurse. … Yes. There’s a nice payoff later on with Rory, isn’t there? … But … he’s the kind of guy that would shoot you and then mend you again. … Hmm. A bit like my first wife. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘A Good Man Goes to War’ @0:11:20

How come when Bogie drinks during the day, people think he’s sophisticated, but when I do it, all I hear is ‘Get off our little league field!’? — Rifftrax,
Casablanca

Now here we have a comedy spy moment. They did this in the Charlie’s Angels movie! [laughter] This entire scene, where they’re getting the [ID] that they need to break into the top-secret server room. — Impossible Podcast,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: Escape to LA’ @0:27:37

Now, this is a room that seals itself. … How can they breathe? … The oxygen is provided by that yellow chair. Okay. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Day of the Moon’ @0:05:49

Oh, here it is: ‘We can’t read.’ … But no one realized this could possibly be racist. They only look like monkeys, talk like blacks, and have gold teeth—and they can’t read. — Down in Front,
Transformers 2 @1:22:13

Those books are all books by Stephen King, by the way. … You can tell because they’re a foot thick. Because no one bought any. — Down in Front,
The Mist @1:07:59

The mellow clarinet solo adds to the terror. [laughter] Man, I’ve seen zombies mount better attacks than this one. — Rifftrax,
Plan 9 from Outer Space @0:33:18

I think [Dolph Lundgren] did a really good job. Even now, I struggle to think of anyone else to play He-Man. I totally agree. I think he gets blasted for this movie a lot, and I don’t get it. I mean, he plays He-Man like He-Man. — Masters of the Universe Chronicles,
Masters of the Universe @0:13:14

What is it about flashback sequences of evil geniuses in their youth? They always look like a derivative of Damien from The Omen. — Podcast of Impossible Things,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 2’ @0:19:03

It still bothers me that they didn’t [name] the second movie … The Amazing Spider-Man and the third one The Sensational Spider-Man. … That bugs the hell out of me. — Comic Geek Speak,
Spider-Man

He’s also got a screwdriver disguised as a phone and a phone disguised as a screwdriver. — MMM Commentaries,
Tomorrow Never Dies

Ewoks are absolutely incredibly accomplished dress-makers. And in the last couple of hours, they’ve managed to whip up a dress for Leia. And do her hair. — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @1:13:48

[re: air attack] I had the same experience flyin’ to LA, actually. [laughter] This is it, eh? … Comin’ down was a little rough. — Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @1:10:25

[re: Miggs' crude moment] Name an Oscar-winning movie where you saw this scene any other time in your life. I don’t think so. Did Something About Mary win an Oscar? [laughter] No; it was nominated, tho! [Golden Globe] — Down in Front,
Silence of the Lambs @0:24:54

‘He’s far better off growing up away from all that.’ That’s the first time Dumbledore is wrong in the films. [laughs] Harry grows up … with the Dursleys in an absolutely miserable, abusive, emotionally void existence. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:10:16

Leia got a little bit more than she bargained for on father-daughter work day. — IHN Radio,
Star Wars 4: A New Hope

Our brains ‘come equipped with a self-preservation mechanism’? You didn’t know that? Well, we’re watchin’ this movie, so obviously it’s not working. — Film Pigs,
The Happening

I just love these really close, close close-ups. … We’re close in on her because we need to get inside her head, thematically. … That’s the correct cinematic use of a close-up. — Tysto Commentaries,
The Fifth Element 0:36:15

This episode works best for name-that-Dr-Who-filming-location. … Is that gonna be our drinking game? — Cultdom Collective,
Sherlock ‘The Blind Banker’ @0:04:35

It seems that even Bond cars are made and not born, because they seem to have dubbed the car with a nice V8 rumble instead of the high-pitched V4 whine that a Lotus Esprit really would have had. — Tysto Commentaries,
For Your Eyes Only @0:57:30

Well, [Breedon's wife is] saying the same sort of thing as Vincent’s wife. … ‘Let’s get thru this.’ … Meanwhile, De Niro’s back playing 20 questions, ’cause that’s foreplay for him. — MMM Commentaries,
Heat @1:04:10

[as House] ‘Corridors’! [laughter] Oh yes, you have lots of corridors. House has the ability, beloved of BBC set designers, … to rearrange corridors at will. [laughter] Yes, in endless permutations. — Impossible Podcasts,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor’s Wife’ @0:29:35

[as producer] Mr. Stewart, sir, we’ll back the money truck right up to your door if only you’ll lend a tiny shred of credibility to our comic book franchise. — Rifftrax,
X-Men @0:49:07

She jumps out of far too many windows, that woman. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Let’s Kill Hitler’ @0:23:15

I’m surprised Esther didn’t contact the police about potential date rape. Yes! [as Esther] I can’t remember where I was last night, and woke up with bruises all down one side. — Impossible Podcasts,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day 01’ @0:41:18

[re: Miles Fisher] He’s a clone of Tom Cruise. No one knows, at a young age, he had a lot of money, so he had a clone made. Yeah, if the DNA was slightly deteriorated. — Death’s Door Prods,
Final Destination 5 @1:22:25

‘A wholesale costume jewelry salesman.’ I would kill everyone if that was my job. Like, seriously. Not a day would go by that I didn’t kill someone, if that’s what I did. — Film Thugs,
Rear Window @1:03:07

She says, ‘… I don’t have any money.’ And he looks at her hand, and she’s got that … giant diamond ring— That she was obviously trying to hide. … And he gives this … great look. It’s the look I give almost everyone all the time. — Terror Transmission,
Mad Love @1:19:42

[Dracula] wants lots and lots of kids. Oh, he doesn’t give a f***, but they want kids. … When your wife turns 500, that biological clock is so loud. … ‘I’ve got to get them some babies to cuddle, just so they’ll shut up.’ — What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:08:45

What kind of a name is ‘Matrix’? Yes, of all the silly names Arnold has sported in his films, perhaps ‘John Matrix’ is the most far fetched. — The Oneliner,
Commando

Is there a non-subjective way to win a gee-string contest? Or does it just come down to the cutest girl? Probably who dances the best. … That’s what I would judge it on. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Road House @0:47:45

That’s Sam Raimi’s 1973 Oldsmobile Delta 88, which appears in almost every one of his films, perhaps with the exception of The Quick and the Dead. … It’s in The Quick and the Dead, tho, but covered with rocks and stuff! — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Darkman @1:14:58

It always struck false that Dr. Horrible would use a Mac—I mean an iPhone. He always struck me as more of a PC character. … I was thinking of it as he’s got self-esteem issues. He’s using a Mac because he’s trying to be hip and cool. — Sofa Dogs,
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-along Blog @0:09:25

If God could see them all the time, [then] they’re always in stone. … Maybe if you just convinced them of God’s existence? It’s all based on their own perception. [laughter] … The clerics evangelize to them! — Impossible Podcast,
Doctor Who ‘Flesh and Stone’ @0:29:05

Look at this: straight out of the game. This sliding down, the jumping. … Now the other guy obviously doesn’t know the Shift-L pull up—where he should’ve grabbed onto the ledge and pulled himself up—technique. — Bootleg Director,
Prince of Persia @0:51:48

What color is her hair? Is it green? Is it gray? It’s gray with green highlights. … [laughter] It’s like an old zombie. — Film Pigs,
The Reaping @0:08:28

[as Nilbog man] How y’all doin’? This here is mah house. This is mah wife, mah wife, aaand mah wife. — Slam/Smash Co.,
Troll 2 @0:22:30

He could go, ‘Okay, I may not have retrieved the tooth, but this is the head of the person [killed by] the tooth.’ [laughter] … They would have paid a lot more attention to him. — Speakeasy,
Jaws @0:53:49

‘Spread your legend.’ That just sounds so dirty. Yeah. [laughter] I don’t want anybody to spread my legend. I’ve been known to spread a few guys’ legends! Whoa! — User Commentary,
The Green Hornet @0:06:53

That puppet’s out-acting Arnold. He’s getting p***ed off. Yeah. ‘You’re not stealing my Oscar!’ — Speakeasy,
Total Recall

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