This is quite spectacular. This little shot coming up. … Yeah, that’s pretty amazing. I think on the DVD they actually show how that’s done. Yes. Computers. Well, yes. And string.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The End of the World’ @0:16:08
I have enjoyed Licence to Kill ever since it came out in 1989— Well, I liked it before it came out.
— MMM Commentaries,
Licence to Kill @0:00:32
Ewoks are absolutely incredibly accomplished dress-makers. And in the last couple of hours, they’ve managed to whip up a dress for Leia. And do her hair.
— Speakeasy,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @1:13:48
Polanski [is] basically saying ‘I’m gonna take my actor. … I’m gonna put this big bandage across his face. I’m gonna take away what you think a hero is and have him still be the hero.’
— Film Grok,
Chinatown @0:50:52
He’s being very presumptuous, isn’t he? … If you’re a chick and you come up into Swayze’s barn— … You are getting f***ed or danced with. … And if you’re lucky? Both.
— Film Pigs,
Road House @1:01:27
Take note of the extremely inconsistent stance that the stormtroopers are taking in the background. … Wide stance. Closed stance. Wide stance. … Feet absolutely, completely together; that guy’s done ballet.
— Speakeasy,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @0:39:44
[as pall-bearer penguins] ‘Uh, guys, so now what do we do?’ [laughter] ‘Uhh.’ ‘Anyone want to go get a coffee?’ ‘Awright.’ They all walk away. ‘Wak wak wak wak wak.’ [laughter] ‘Let’s go watch an episode of Friends.’
— This Week in Geek,
Batman Returns @2:01:18
‘He’s far better off growing up away from all that.’ That’s the first time Dumbledore is wrong in the films. [laughs] Harry grows up … with the Dursleys in an absolutely miserable, abusive, emotionally void existence.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:10:16
It’s about to get historic: the introduction of the stereotypical, over-the-top, geek computer hacker started with this film.
— AfterShock Commentaries,
Die Hard @0:25:30
Doesn’t Uhura look like she was drawn by Michael Turner in this thing? … She does, to a great degree. Altho Michael Turner would give her slightly bigger boobs.
— Commentary Track Stars,
Avatar @0:43:56
That’s her husband-to-be, by the way, so you understand why she’s not that into it. Fat horse-man? … Yeah, Fat horse-man, that’s the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse. [laughter] … War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, and Fat.
— Down in Front,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon @1:22:41
How are the miners getting the swords? … They’re miners. It’s what they’re mining. … The sword miners of Peladon.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who: Monster of Peladon p1 @0:56:15
[re: lightcycles] Would you … go into the game and play this? … Yeah! … Even if it was your own ass in there? Okay, now that’s a slightly different matter. One of my primary characteristics is extreme cowardice.
— Denim Cowboy and Speakeasy,
Tron: Legacy @0:42:29
What made me chuckle here is [River] fires off five [shots]. She didn’t have her sixth one ’cause she’d already blew it on his hat.
— Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘The Impossible Astronaut’ @0:09:09
How does he turn invisible? Somebody spills coffee on a keyboard.
— DVDCommentaries.co.UK,
Memoirs of an Invisible Man @0:13:59
[Indy] has no bearing on the end of the movie, ’cause what happens is: the Germans get the Ark after all. … They open it up. Melty face, melty face, melty face. … And that would’ve happened anyway.
— Speakeasy,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:20:43
[As Bruce] Alfred, we got a bulb out in panel 46. Yeah, remember those 16,000 fluorescent tubes I asked you to install in my garage?
— Movie Blog,
The Dark Knight
This is pitching itself quite squarely as an American espionage thriller with a slightly unusual twist, isn’t it? It reminds me to some extent of Flash Forward. … Yeah! … That’s a very good point.
— Impossible Podcasts,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day 01’ @0:18:20
You know, Gotham City is the only city in America that’s over 50% alley-ways.
— Alan Smithee Podcast,
Batman @1:11:15
There goes the ‘certain point of view’ crap again. She actually calls him on it, of course, [laughter] making her slightly smarter than Luke Skywalker.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Pink Five Saga @0:21:13
I don’t care how tough you are, once someone’s got a garrote around your neck, that’s how you’re gonna look.
— Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Godfather
Kirk is ejected, along with a dog-eared copy of Twilight. Ah, they packed him toilet paper. That was thoughtful.
— Rifftrax,
Star Trek (2009) @1:13:45
That is definitely not a ‘naval air laboratory.’ [laughter] I know a disused mine when I see one.
— The Oneliner,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @0:37:00
This is a terrific scene, and it is one of the great scenes for Milla Jovovich—one of the many, many times she has woken up naked in a laboratory.
— Tysto Commentaries,
The Fifth Element 0:28:21
This is a milestone moment for the movie. They managed to get Ken and Ryu into their game-appropriate costumes 42 minutes into the film.
— Podtoid,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:50:17
[re: carpet beater] There was one action scene in the book … which they wondered whether to put it. And let’s just say I never cleaned my carpet again.
— MMM Commentaries,
Climax! ‘Casino Royale’ @0:07:58
I’m surprised Esther didn’t contact the police about potential date rape. Yes! [as Esther] I can’t remember where I was last night, and woke up with bruises all down one side.
— Impossible Podcasts,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day 01’ @0:41:18
I [tried] to figure out the economy of a small town like this. [analyzes general store, tailor, etc.] Meanwhile, they got a lot of whores! [laughter] This is a 6-whore town!
— Down in Front,
Unforgiven @1:15:21
Every one of these gorillas is gonna try to climb this flagpole. … This was perfect. … There were people cheering in the theater. … The Kobayashi Maru. Yes! That’s perfect! The Kobayashi Maru.
— Legion of Dudes,
Captain America @0:30:25
What marine training teaches you to walk backwards? … Dude, these guys suck. These are possibly the worst space marines in the history of space marines.
— Geek Savants,
Jason X @0:53:09
This, right here, is why Indiana Jones is the p-izz-imp. He has a freakin’ smoking jacket. … It’s got the quilted cuffs and collar. … It’s like they killed three couches to make that jacket.
— Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:32:21
I am sad, because now that we’ve done this movie, we can’t do it again.
— Down in Front,
Galaxy Quest @1:41:12
[Blue Magic's 'Just Don't Want to Be Lonely'] You know, I can accept the tire killin’ things. I can’t accept the tire rollin’ to this song.
— Horror de Podcast,
Rubber @0:23:43
How many times have I said that? ‘What use is your science now?!’
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Shakespeare Code’
The last line in the credits … says, ‘Please note patrons, do not try to copy stunts from this film.’ Well, it’s like, yeah… What stunts from this film would anybody want to copy?
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Firefox @1:16:47
We go down to the Laemmle Sunset 5, and … it was the perfect theater to see that movie in. Sure, yeah ’cause there’s a 24 Hour Fitness right there where you could sweat out the badness.
— Down in Front,
Mulholland Drive @0:07:53
[as Hook] ‘When the time comes, do you want to be saved?’ Like, oh— This is actually really well done. … Are you admiring his brain-washing? Huh? Yes! [laughter] I have to say, it is impressive brain-washing.
— Down in Front,
Hook @1:31:15
And isn’t that funny, that idea of fighting ghosts and fighting zombies? Yes! … Something you don’t quite understand or however, and yet you have to defeat it? Yeah.
— Widescreen Warrior,
Zombieland @0:51:12
[Crowe in the crow's nest] This is an amazing shot. … They’re actually up there. … That is Russel Crowe’s Facebook picture.
— Down in Front,
Master and Commander @0:52:08
In Star Trek 8, they establish that the new Enterprise has [27] decks. … And then in Star Trek 10, they have intruders … on deck 29. … And on deck 29, for some reason, is a bottomless shaft.
— Down in Front,
Galaxy Quest @1:23:34
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