Quotes from Rachel Weisz

The urban legend, at least in my school, was that he died on set … and of course [was] buried in the M Bison suit. [laughter] For you, [it] was the most important day of your life. For Raul Julia, it was Tuesday. — Podtoid,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:09:26

I like her wince when Lorre kisses her hand. Immediately! … There’s an olfactory sense that she has that she can’t stand this guy. — Terror Transmission,
Mad Love @0:42:24

Even if you were someone else to begin with, and you sort of had your mind erased and become a different person, is that person entitled to that life or the person that was before him? — The Denim Cowboy,
Total Recall @0:20:29

[as Hagrid] Sorry I’m late. Had to pose for a Meatloaf album cover. [laughter] Ah, Hagrid has returned from the magical land known as Sturgis. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:04:09

We can imagine that Luke cries his eyes out in his land speeder on the way back. … We don’t need to see the characters be emotional. We need to see them act out their emotions. That’s what genre is all about. — Tysto Commentaries,
Star Wars 4: A New Hope @0:42:17

[re: Frank Oz's opinion of The Muppets] Do you think the groupies for the Rolling Stones respect the Rolling Stones? No, they just want to say they blew the Rolling Stones. That’s what The Muppets is. — Down in Front,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? @1:49:34

[The angels] seem to be worshiping the crack. … Mmm, well, dear. Who wouldn’t worship Amy’s crack? Now, now! Now! Gaww! [laughter] I wish they’d thought of … another season arc, because of you, you smutty little— — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Flesh and Stone’ @0:12:58

Quidditch! It’s like the WNBA divided by curling. … Can we get a rules refresher on quidditch? Yeah. The object is to sit and wait for Harry’s team to win. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:55:19

Now, if I was the devil, the next night [Barton Blaze] went out, he would die in some car wreck. [laughter] Oh, I wonder if that will happen. … Is he gonna take it in the face? — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Ghost Rider @0:22:05

[Architect looks like Colonel Sanders] Wouldn’t it have been amazing if he’d turned around and he was petting a chicken? — Down in Front,
The Matrix Reloaded @1:59:39

This was supposed to be when Gandalf first arrived at Minis Tirith. … But because they moved it, it’s like, why the f*** did he take Pippin out with him? [laughter] … Pippin is interning, and he needs the work experience. — Down in Front,
LotR: The Return of the King @1:13:51

Over his shoulder, you can see Lucas’s daughter, with the blue face. … Oh, poor girl. Wouldn’t you think they’d give her some makeup to cover that? — MMM Commentaries,
Star Wars 6: Revenge of the Sith @0:23:40

In every Batman movie, he gives up his biggest secret to some piece of trim. [laughter] So are you saying that his piece of trim in this movie is Chris O’Donnell? — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Forever @1:10:00

Because he’s been dressed while he’s unconscious, … he’s thinking … when they pull the [black coveralls] off him, … ‘What the f***?!’ ‘Cause he’s dressed in skin-tight, yellow latex! — Speakeasy,
The Running Man @0:41:25

[You] guys will believe that a monster can come out of an ark and kill everyone except two people ’cause their eyes were shut, but you don’t believe a guy can lash himself to a u-boat! — MMM Commentaries,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @1:34:58

I’m just a guy sittin’ in a room on a commentary, but even if I was on the run from anyone … I would have ditched the phone. … She’s phonin’ her sister! — Blogtor Who,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: Dead of Night’ @0:09:32

[♫ Singing 'My Way' ♫] I will say this repeatedly as we watch this movie, that the heart of the film is there. This movie, I think, has more heart to it than does Superman 3. — Starkville’s House of El,
Superman 4 @0:06:10

This movie plays like a special episode of Dawson’s Creek. … Every episode of Dawson’s Creek is special. — Wag the Movie,
The Outsiders

I wonder if there’s a special night in the Malfoy house where they all bleach their hair. [laughter] … I can just picture them, every Sunday night, with their heads over the sinks, bottle of bleach. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:10:59

Essentially, Sharktopus is really just a misunderstood creature—armored, spiked, tentacle-armed, air-breathing, blood-splattering, misunderstood monster. Like LeBron James. — Tysto Commentaries,
Sharktopus @1:18:53

Since the bad guy was always somebody in a mask, you had to meet that guy at the beginning of the episode. So, whoever … was new and middle-aged and white, [laughs] that was the bad guy at the end. — Tysto Commentaries,
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island @0:22:46

Seems kinda not safe to let the wands choose. I mean, they don’t have even brains. It’s magic, Ben. How many times do I have to tell you this? I don’t believe in magic, Scott. — Geekshow,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:32:05

Here we go, see: two old, leather chairs and an old, crappy telly. Yeah, looks like my apartment. Well… two crappy chairs anyway. They’re not leather. — Renegade Commentaries,
The Matrix

They were smart to avoid referencing the president. Absolutely. Like, you never really see anything about the government. Or any politician. — Down in Front,
Team America: World Police @1:41:34

I kept that little pink phone for so long. … And when I finally went to trade it in, the guy pulled it apart to get the sim card out, and dirt fell out of it from Pink Five. — Pink Five Official,
Pink Five Strikes Back @0:08:57

‘Filby.’ A very unfortunate name for an English hero, Filby. … ‘How’s your son?’ ‘Oh good. He’s thinking of joining the British Intelligence.’ [laughter] ‘And he’s a homosexual.’ — MMM Commentaries,
The Time Machine @0:16:13

I love that Bond’s first aid consists of saying her name. That’s it. [as Bond] I’m not gonna try, you know, artificial respiration or CPR. Anything like that. — Tysto Commentaries,
You Only Live Twice @1:17:11

There’s my least favorite character in this movie. Remus? Yes, it p*sses me off in this movie so much. … They fail Remus miserably. And the first failure is his ‘molestache’. — PotterFicWeekly,
Harry Potter 3: Prisoner of Azkaban @0:26:17

All these horror cliches— If this happened to me in real life, I would be doin’ all this stuff. I’d be locked out somewhere, I wouldn’t have me keys, I wouldn’t find me car, me car wouldn’t start, I’d have no shoes on…. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later @1:01:46

This is for the kids in the audience who don’t relate to Harry. These are the nerds—the geeks who play chess—who are gonna relate to Ron and his courage and his bravery here. — Hogwarts Radio,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @2:03:02

When you run someone thru with a sword, Mike, … does it really sound like thrusting the wrong end of a hockey stick into a large tank of soft-shelled crabs? Exactly like that, yes. — Rifftrax,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl @0:34:02

What do you do? You’re a god; you’ve been stripped of all your power. … You’re out in the middle of nowhere. … I’d drink better beer than Budweiser, I tell ya that much, [laughter] if I was the god of Thunder. — Legion of Dudes,
Thor @1:13:52

It would be interesting to meet Jean-Claude Van Damme’s stunt double. Why? … Because he looks just like Van Damme, only you can understand him and he’s a good actor. — Film Sack,
Sudden Death @1:32:16

I guess … with these two touching, the Blinovitch Limitation Effect does not work anymore. Did that go out with the Time Lords too? … [Amy flips Amelia's hair] That would have killed Mawdryn. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Big Bang’ @0:38:14

If this plan worked, he gets do his whole life over again, knowing every single turn that he took. … I would love to do it all over again but keep my memories. … I would go back and take advantage of all the loose girls in high school. — Bootleg Director,
Prince of Persia @1:33:18

I have no idea why Belloq would want to work with these Nazis. They’re scum. They’re a disgrace to the human race. — Bradley Taylor,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:51:13

Now, I’m a little confused looking at the IMDb entry for this, because I do not see a Ray Romano, a John Leguizamo, a Dennis Leary, or any of those guys. — Tysto Commentaries,
2012: Ice Age @0:00:18

['Frick' and 'Frack' are] supposed to be protecting the princess. … They’re Hayakawa, … so they don’t have any inborn loyalty, but they also don’t have any inborn decency, for godssake. They draw straws to see who will rape her first. — Tysto commentaries,
The Hidden Fortress @1:39:44

Does that mean Gizmo’s a girl? Or are they like seahorses, where the men give birth? They’re nothing. They’re like seahorses. — Technicolor Commentary,
Gremlins @0:37:38

[as Jerry] So, I noticed the corpse on the floor. Aria, what’s that about? [as Aria] Uh, he’s just sleepy. He’s been workin’ really hard. — Sofa Dogs,
Eagle Eye @1:27:53

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