Quotes from Milla Jovovich

How many times have I said that? ‘What use is your science now?!’ — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Shakespeare Code’

His wife seems pretty nice. … You could have a romantic comedy … with these two. When he just has an alien arm? … No. … It has nothing to do with the aliens at all—except the ship is in the background the whole time. — Sick Feats,
District 9 @0:36:11

This is, as far as I can make out, the perfect society for you. Because—For me?—the women are color-coded by age. — Speakeasy,
Logan’s Run @0:07:23

This is a terrible spectator sport. … People disappear into the maze, and everyone for two hours just goes, ‘Do you think they’re dead?’ ‘I don’t know.’ … We need a JumboTron! — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:52:33

[This is] the kind of heavy-handed scene where he’s like, ‘They were going to destroy us because we’re mean. But … we’ve got a second chance.’ … Well, thank you, 1980s, for giving us that moment and Superman 4. — Down in Front,
The Abyss @2:42:34

In the short story, it was ‘Quayle’ and not ‘Quaid.’ … I don’t imagine anyone would think [US Vice-President] Dan Quayle … was likely to be a secret agent who traveled to Mars and massacred a lot of people. — The Oneliner,
Total Recall @0:12:02

This scene is the one that goes on a little bit too long for my taste. … Little bit too much hobbit antic going on. … Yes, we get it, you’re high. … You go be on Lost. And you go be in Master and Commander. — Down in Front,
LotR: The Return of the King @0:11:11

Cort, what you should be doin’ is the dubstep sh*t again. … [electronic sounds] [laughter] This robot is lookin’ for a party, is what it’s doing! [laughter] … [as robot] Scanning for party. [laughter] No party found. — Cort & Fatboy,
Aliens @0:05:12

It’s not a kids’ film for adults. It’s an adult film for kids. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? @1:18:13

This movie plays like a special episode of Dawson’s Creek. … Every episode of Dawson’s Creek is special. — Wag the Movie,
The Outsiders

This story … is probably just Unit and a couple of government officials away from feeling like a complete Jon Pertwee story. True. Yeah. … It gave me the feel of the original ‘Doctor Who and the Silurians’. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Hungry Earth’ @0:45:09

I guess this is the movie that you get when the band that you’ve assembled for a TV show decides to try LSD and write a movie with Jack Nicholson. — ShowShow Podcast,
Head @0:22:03

You know, I’ll never forget where I was the day Mega Shark ate the Golden Gate Bridge. — Gymkommentary,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @1:00:13

It would be great if it was revealed at the end of this that the Yule Ball actually was one of the challenges. And Harry comes in last; he’s failed, because he can’t dance. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @1:21:02

The Doctor hasn’t actually done that much this episode, has he? Well, this was the criticism in the first series: he didn’t actually save the day most of the time. — Impossible Podcasts,
Doctor Who ‘The Unquiet Dead’ @0:32:34

Why did they cast Leonard Nimoy and then have Scott Glenn dub his lines? [laughter] Scott Glenn is gettin’ weird-lookin’, isn’t he? — Down in Front,
Sucker Punch @1:05:09

I feel like we need to go in your front yard, ‘pull some trees,’ set some traps, in case [the predator] uses the trees. That’d be great. We should set a trap for Joe when he comes home. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Predator

Shutup, Tinkerbell! … She is saving their life … given that you accept the notion that walking the plank now would lead to certain death. [laughter] Despite being two yards from shore. — Down in Front,
Hook @0:53:46

He’s forging a hammer in his hands out of lava. He seems to be a lot tougher there in that moment than he ever was any other moment of the film. Like when he got beat up by that girl three times? Yes. — Tysto Commentaries,
Almighty Thor @1:22:51

On paper, there’s so much about this film that I like. … Yet, I find … there’s something about this film that doesn’t quite land for me. — All of Whine and Space,
The World is Not Enough @1:30:15

I’m still stuck on ‘You can’t piss on hospitality.’ I think that’s a bumper sticker, at least. — DVD Verdict,
Troll 2 @0:27:30

I liked the robot. What?! [laughter] I didn’t expect that from you, Swithun. You liked the robot?! It’s deliberately annoying. But it was annoying in a cute way. … [pause] You liked the robot?! — Podcast of Impossible Things,
Doctor Who ‘Waters of Mars’ @0:01:15

I love that he’s chattin’ [Kelly] up in the women’s section. … She does have a certain kind of— je ne sais quoi? [hems] Don’t you dare. … She’s disheveled, weird, and hooped-earinged. ‘Chav,’ I think, is the word. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Closing Time’ @0:37:38

I always like when [Kong] turns into a little monkey and plays with the [dead dinosaur's] jaw. — Sean Pultz,
King Kong (1933) @1:04:41

I don’t feel they’re actually attracted to one another. … Your main complaint about this movie is that it’s not gay enough? — Film Pigs,
Brokeback Mountain @0:32:58

Why is it in TV and film, when somebody’s had their hand cut off, their forearm gets longer? [laughter] … Is that a real medical phenomenon? … We’re gonna have to look on Wikipedia. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Victory of the Daleks’ 0:15:17

[as nerdier version of self] Children?! A father’s love?! Gross! [laughter] This should never solve Doctor Who plots! It should be lasers and scientific calculations! — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @1:14:40

He’s not accelerating on the way down. He sort of reaches a speed and then stays constant. Well, Germans have a very low terminal velocity. … That’s racist. — Down in Front,
Die Hard @2:08:42

[as Vader] ♫ And the cat’s in the cradle with the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue, and the Man in the Moon….♫ [cries] — Rifftrax,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @1:28:38

[re: the book] Norman is older, overweight, balding—a much more pitiful character. More like Hitchcock himself. Yeah, more like Hitchcock himself. [laughter] So they changed that. — Commentary Track Stars,
Psycho (1960) @0:06:15

The main corrupt judge, … He wants to be doing Dredd. … He’s like ‘I’m gonna act two times as hard as everyone else. Oh, you can only see my mouth? Then I better do it four times.’ — Down in Front,
Dredd @1:17:35

Did you see the metaphor of the parallel between the dinosaur parenting vs Malcolm’s parenting of his own children? ♪♫ Doo doo doo. Doo doo doo. ♪♫ — TWIG Commentaries,
Lost World: Jurassic Park @0:34:15

This whole setup on the Statue of Liberty kind of screams David Hayter. … It’s a bit on the nose in terms of the whole— Symbolism. Racism, immigrant rights…. — Down in Front,
X-Men @1:32:01

[as Nigel] ‘I’m just gonna collect all the world’s great art treasures.’ … And then what? ‘Well, f*** ‘then what.’ I’m just gonna do that.’ So he’s got Guernica in his dining room. — Down in Front,
Children of Men @0:25:15

You know when Buzz … is hiding, and he ends up seeing the Buzz Lightyear toy commercial? You’d think a lesser man would just commit suicide. … He’d be like, ‘My life is a lie.’ — Technicolor Commentary,
Toy Story @0:51:46

So he’s in love with her, huh? There’s definitely somethin’ goin’ on there, yeah. So this is total Phantom of the Oprah. [pause] They’re pretty much exactly the same thing. — Killer Reviews,
Candyman @1:20:59

We just lost two girls. We just lost four thighs [laughter] right out of the movie right there. — Down in Front,
Sucker Punch @1:38:32

Oh look, Hermione’s been caught wearing the same outfit twice in one movie. … You mean, like in real life…? Not me. I keep all the tags on my clothes and return them after I wear them once. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter 5: Order of the Phoenix @1:32:02

Come on, mate. Arc her up. Kick the tires and light the fires. [laughter] Tony’s gettin’ very excited. Well, it is takin’ a while, isn’t it? … Twenty-five minutes in, and he’s finally kickin’ the switch. — MMM Commentaries,
The Time Machine @0:23:16

I wish Burt Reynolds was playing Jesus. … Or Jesus was a police detective. … You’re off the case, Jesus! You’re a loose cannon, Jesus! Jesus, you’re too close to this case! — Film Pigs,
The Passion of the Christ @0:26:03

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