On any cruise you ever go on, regardless of where the cruise is going, they give you a lei. … Didn’t you go on a cruise to Antarctica? Well, yeah. Did they give you a lei? … That was a Russian science vessel.
— Down in Front,
The Fifth Element @1:29:54
[Wolverine's truck explodes after crashing into a tree] Whoa, was he hauling around antique C-4 explosives in his truck?
— Rifftrax,
X-Men @0:22:26
They’re on a farm, right? The farm that is right next to the iron-smelting factory?
— Jon Madsen and Friends,
Cobra @1:12:20
Am I looking at his ass? No. You’re looking at my arm, actually. I was the arm double for Stallone in this movie, and … I was in phenomenal shape. That looked like sausage being made. I was down to -4% body fat.
— Gymkommentary,
Rambo: First Blood Part II @0:15:17
[as Kirk] We’re gonna turn this Klingon bird-of-prey into a … flying, time-traveling aquarium. God, that sounds retarded when you say it out loud.
— TWIG Commentaries,
Star Trek 4 @0:35:07
This Island Earth is … the movie-within-the-movie. And then there’s a movie within that called Exeter’s Happy Time Variety Hour. And then there’s a movie within that which is an episode of Mork & Mindy.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie @0:10:55
This is a milestone moment for the movie. They managed to get Ken and Ryu into their game-appropriate costumes 42 minutes into the film.
— Podtoid,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:50:17
Shouldn’t they be [slow]? … If they’re dead, then the rigor mortis has set in. … It only sets in for so long. Say what?! It wears off after a time. Rigor mortis wears off? Yeah. Yes. I did not know this. Welcome to Zombieland.
— Widescreen Warrior,
Zombieland @0:16:12
Nobody’s been eaten by a mega shark in a while. I was very, very impressed by the giant mega shark jumping 25,000 feet into the air and eating a airplane. … But what have you done for me lately, movie?
— Tysto Commentaries,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @0:32:06
My friend Mark instantly pointed out on that shot of Stark [Tower] lighting up that the A was the Avengers A.
— Two True Freaks,
The Avengers @0:31:38
How many villains in Batman films are made by falling into something? [Lists several] … Basically, if you’re pushed at a vulnerable state, in Gotham City, you will become a supervillain.
— Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:21:10
You could’ve cast Arnold Schwarzenegger in this in, say, 1985, and gone whole hog with the slaughtering of the wolves and crows and whatnot. … Schwarzenegger as the Tin Man, I would say—not in the Dorothy role.
— Tysto Commentaries,
The Wizard of Oz 1:16:06
There is a line in pop culture … that is the spoiler to this movie. And if you don’t know it’s connected to this movie, it will spoil you when we say it. It’s ‘Rosebud.’ [laughter] … ‘No, Jake, I am your father!’
— Down in Front,
Chinatown @0:19:49
If this were made today, … a really good Beetlejuice … would have been Sam Rockwell. Oh my god, yes!
— Sofa Dogs,
Beetlejuice @0:50:05
[as Charley] Boy, I just had a scary encounter with a monster— Back to watching horror movies! Yeah! That’ll make it better. I need some perspective.
— Sofa Dogs,
Fright Night @0:35:34
If you go back in time and change the future, you’re not really changing the future, because the second future that you make is still the first future that still happened. I just hate time travel movies.
— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Back to the Future Part II @0:20:37
It is actually not a million miles away from the Clone Wars, where they’re deliberately setting two sides against each other in order to push a different agenda. [laughter] And that was a good film as well, wasn’t it?
— Speakeasy Podcast,
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen @0:07:13
[Yoda] reminds me a bit of Mr. Miyagi, … the mentor who seems kind of goofy but in fact has some serious intentions. … He talks funny also.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back @0:50:01
If you’re ever in a situation when the fog is creeping on the ground like that, … and it’s a full moon, you should just go the f*** home, ’cause it’s not gonna end well for you.
— Arrow in the Head,
Silver Bullet @0:41:42
Even Doc Brown gets a look at her and goes, ‘Really? All right. If I were in your position—’ Listen, that’s a piece of tail I’d wreck the future for too.
— Down in Front,
Back to the Future @1:23:57
God to Nazis: thumbs down.
— Spoilers Podcast,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @1:37:04
There’s one scene in Toy Story 2 that I almost cried at. … If you’re almost gonna cry, you need to go all out and just do it. Yeah, but it’s— I cried during Serpico.
— Technicolor Commentary,
Toy Story @0:16:55
Hey look, there’s a bulletin board. … ‘Sign-ups for the Nazi volleyball league are available until Wednesday.’ [as German] You vill join now!
— Geekza,
Indy 3: Last Crusade @0:54:33
Jackie Chan was within inches of those moving helicopter blades, and it sliced the hat right off his head.
— Hurricane Andy,
First Strike @0:21:25
Rygel is an old, fat politician who got defeated. … All he wants to do is sleep, eat, and get revenge. …. He’s kind of like Ted Kennedy.
— Poufwa Exchange,
Farscape 1×01 @0:33:41
I like the fact that they can take crude bathroom humor … and turn it into a serious social commentary that makes you stop and think. Exactly. I really like that— ‘Ass power!’
— AfterShock Commentaries,
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
[Neil's] ultimate dream is to live in New Zealand! My goodness! Mmm, looking for things to steal. Yeah, that’s right. He’d be there for about 10 minutes and get bored. Try to rob the Maori.
— MMM Commentaries,
Heat @0:29:56
Look at this back-stabbin’ dog. It’s like, ‘Oh, new master now. I’ll go with it. Are you gonna feed me?’ Yeah. Dogs are stupid.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @0:42:00
Every frame of this movie looks like a beautiful, gorgeous painting to me. … And I think it looks like a weird, ’80s unicorn poster, like pot smoking. You just didn’t understand the ’80s like I did.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:09:02
If the moon appeared that big to ya, the world’s about to end, people.
— Soulless Minions,
Joe vs the Volcano @1:20:56
Here comes the most awkward side break in laser disk history. … And when you’re playing this on 8 mm, with an 8-track tape for the audio, you have to take out so many tapes! You know what: f*** you. Laser disk is my Rosebud.
— Commentary Track Stars,
Citizen Kane @1:02:21
How badly built is this pyramid if the water’s leaking thru the stone? … In my day, pyramids were built to last…. They probably got some people from Britain to build the pyramids.
— Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Wedding of River Song’ @0:32:07
What color is her hair? Is it green? Is it gray? It’s gray with green highlights. … [laughter] It’s like an old zombie.
— Film Pigs,
The Reaping @0:08:28
Why wouldn’t the cops have simplified surrogates like that loaner … all over town, so if you needed to get across town, you just activate that surrogate that’s across town and arrest somebody?
— Down in Front,
Surrogates @0:26:25
[Biff getting fresh with Lorraine] We may be seeing here the entire purpose of petticoats … Specifically designed to keep boys out.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Back to the Future @1:22:35
I never understood why Goldfinger uses Asian henchmen in Switzerland.
— Prognosis Negative,
Goldfinger @0:46:06
No one can kill a dog in a movie and survive. … But the dog is an evil character, and in this film all the evil characters are punished. So the dog has to be punished. … I don’t know if you have to harpoon it.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @1:10:01
Hoh hey! We got Amy strapped to a chair. [laughter] There’s a lot of fans’ fantasies fulfilled right there.
— Cultdom Collective,
Doctor Who ‘Day of the Moon’ @0:33:41
And here we see the car crush. Okay. That’s the first time you see that shot. Embarrassingly enough, you’re going to see that shot twice more during this rampage.
— Bloody Pit of Rod,
The Giant Behemoth @1:02:38
He was Porkins?! … Blimy! He’s lost weight! ‘Cause Porkins was enormous in Star Wars. I always imagined that Porkins actually basically had to sit there whilst they built the X-Wing around him, he was so fat.
— Speakeasy & The Denim Cowboy,
Flash Gordon @0:09:09
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