Quotes from Jordana Brewster

[Master hits Doctor] Oh, he hit him! I don’t remember that! Oh yeah. And the slash writers go crazy. Yep. Well, more crazy than they already are. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘End of Time 2’ @0:34:57

I want to do this someday. I want to be in a wife-beater in my fancy mansion, cleaning out an arrow wound on my arm after a night of crime-fighting. — Pulp Nightmare,
The Shadow @1:02:19

See, this is why I don’t like hospitals. … A) Everyone starts break dancing when you’re trying to get treatment. And B) the smell. — Gymkommentary,
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo @1:07:59

I love how his boat says … ‘Col. William F Guile’ on it. … It’s a stealth boat that tells you exactly who is inside of it. — Podtoid,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:53:44

People complain about the product placement in Bond films. But I always think that’s what Bond’s fighting for. He’s not fighting for people like you and me. He’s fighting for J&B and Rolex and Aston Martin. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
The Living Daylights @0:19:40

[re: classic monsters] I think Meglos could have done well in this episode. Well, except that he sucked. I think Prisoner Zero is Meglos. I think this episode is being shot with Scene Sync. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Eleventh Hour’ 0:52:02

Day two! Where’s day one? Day one was uneventful. They always say, ‘Cut act one.’ I cut day one. — Sofa Dogs with Teague Chrystie,
Sad Max @0:02:35

It just struck me how much Kano looks like Billy Mays had sex with the Terminator. — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:13:41

In the next 7 years, humanity undergoes a complete technological collapse, and they have to reinvent all electronics from scratch. And in 2017, … they’ve got to … the same level [as] the mid- to late-1980s. — Speakeasy,
The Running Man @0:06:26

Talkin’ of beer, tho: we’re drinking Cobra beer as we’re watchin’ this. … ‘Extra smooth,’ like Stallone in this movie. Allegedly, it’s made in India, this beer. It’s probably made in Stallone’s basement. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Cobra @ 0:08:02

[re: Val Kilmer in hiding] That is an unwell man. … This is what he looked like after he read the reviews for Batman Forever. [laughter] … I defy you to look as good as that when you’ve been shot! — MMM Commentaries,
Heat @2:12:09

[re: slow diplomacy] … The iPad could have ended the War of 1812 before it even started. — Down in Front,
Master and Commander @0:39:45

Peter cryin’ again. … Aunt May’s not cryin’. C’mon, she was married to the guy, and she’s over him. She took it very well. She’s movin’ on. — Amazing Spider-Cast,
Spider-Man @1:04:22

[re: armored space whales] What!? They’re alive!? … Oh, so this is actually just the thing that comes out and tries to eat the Millennium Falcon in Empire Strikes Back—with some clothes on. — Down in Front,
The Avengers @1:53:18

Look, man, some guys go their whole lives without attaining ‘Kholinar’. … Maybe he needs to attend the Kholinary Institute. No, but I’m probably guessing that eventually they’re gonna have to give him a Kholinarscapy. Ew. — Gymkommentary,
Star Trek: The Motion Picture @0:16:28

I wish I lived near a lake like this. Yeah, so Jason could kill you? … Jason lives at every lake ever. No, he lives at Crystal Lake. Yeah, that’s Crystal Lake. … This is Ruby Lake. This is Cubic Zirconium Lake. — Technicolor Commentary,
Wet Hot American Summer @1:11:39

This is the moment I’m like— ‘She’s dead.’ ‘She could totally die, right now! And I don’t know where the movie’s gonna go from here…!’ … The blob could become the hero, if it eats enough of them. — Down in Front,
The Blob (1988) @1:23:03

The winkies are all green and have long noses also, so, presumably, the Wicked Witch of the West is a winkie. … That raises questions about the Good Witch of the North. … Why isn’t she a munchkin? — Tysto Commentaries,
The Wizard of Oz 0:29:31

['Kotcheff' bitter that 'Sly' took over] [as Stallone] You know what you directed about 7 years after this? Weekend at Bernie’s. Well— Case closed. I was going thru a— … How ‘nuanced’ was that turd? — MovieRot,
First Blood @0:20:33

I wanted this movie to be Constantine so bad. … This movie should have been basically a hybrid of Constantine and Terminator. … It’s Terminator if Kyle Reese was John Constantine. — Down in Front,
Legion @0:58:38

[as Kirk] Scottie, that just isn’t gonna work. You gotta do better. [laughter] … [as Scottie] But sir, you gave me two sticks to rub together. F*** you. You’ve been ruinin’ my self-esteem for thirty years! — TWIG Commentaries,
Star Trek 4 @1:25:02

My theory is that they’ve involved … Pink Floyd. … ‘Could we borrow a bunch of equipment and also your technicians?’ ‘But you can leave the inflatable pig at home.’ [laughter] … ‘If anything, it could create a diplomatic incident.’ — Speakeasy and Tysto,
Close Encounters of the Third Kind @1:54:43

Wait! Here comes another Hermione-knows-everything moment. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:52:10

I can’t think of any other movie where completely going off the rails in the third act is the right choice. — Down in Front,
Cabin in the Woods @1:40:39

Real horror … is the absence of something. … If you’re unable to strip something from the audience, … then you’re probably never going to make a really successful … horror film. — Horror Enthusiast,
Friday the 13th (1980) @0:54:31

People were up in arms about … him replacing Norton. … ‘Who does he think he is? I’m a guy on the Internet!’ … And sure enough, … Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner was the hands-down favorite aspect of this movie. — Down in Front,
The Avengers @0:28:18

[John McClane] is like the Bruce Springsteen of action heroes. … Why isn’t Bruce Springsteen in this movie? … [He] could play John McClane in part five. … He should be John McClane’s brother. — Bronson Five,
Live Free or Die Hard @0:01:02

[regaining consciousness in freefall] I’ve got to say that the amount of nights I’ve gone out and woken up the following morning exactly in this situation— [laughter] Yeah. I’m really p*ssed off with it, actually. — Speakeasy,
Predators @0:03:49

I like that Michael Clarke Duncan didn’t just dress up as a woman. He went so far as to put on eye shadow. Sure, man. Michael Clarke Duncan does not do anything half-assed. … He puts his whole ass into it. — Gymkommentary,
The Scorpion King @1:10:29

Wait a minute! … So [the twist]?! [laughter] That’s retarded! You got Shyamalaned! — Film Pigs,
Law Abiding Citizen @1:34:20

People always say Jaws the Revenge is stupid because it’s about a shark that’s out for revenge. … But, isn’t that what this film is about? … It’s ambiguous in this film. … In Jaws Revenge, it’s the only possible explanation. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Jaws 2 @0:16:50

[The villain] manipulates this [weapon] to go after these two. Couldn’t [the villain] have just done that … to go kill [the target]? No. Why not? I don’t know. … You sure you weren’t a writer for this movie? — Sofa Dogs,
Eagle Eye @1:38:09

Is this the first movie that you’ve actually completed before the credits are done? Yes, we’ve never done this before. … This is as close as you’ve come to actually ‘calling’ the movie. — Down in Front,
Explorers @1:49:10

[re: Neville's stand] I would have said to Rowling, ‘Can’t we change that to Draco standing in their way? … We’re getting past the impediments that keep us from resolving the conflict in toto. And one of those things is Draco. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @2:02:05

Richard Attenborough should phone up his brother to help him find the dinosaurs, ’cause he’s that narrator from Planet Earth. Which are excellent. And those make you cry. [laughter] Yeah. ‘Cause— Stop. Shut up. — TWIG Commentaries,
Lost World: Jurassic Park @0:17:31

There’s a good chance I’ll put myself in a situation where I need a flashlight [or] I need a weapon. But I know for a fact that I will never put myself in a situation where I need a weapon and a flashlight. — Down in Front,
The Mist @1:24:02

‘Let’s chop it out of the ice with our pickaxes.’ Right? How do you do that?! … Did you see the ice bounce when he hit it with the ax? [laughter] Oh yeah, that’s real ice. — Terror Transmission,
The Thing from Another World @0:34:13

Wouldn’t it be good if Major Amasova had said, ‘I will contact the Red October‘? [laughter] ‘Captain Ramius will sort this out.’ — MMM Commentaries,
The Spy Who Loved Me @1:22:31

Should we start this out? … All right! Back to the Future: starts! No, no, wait. … People need to have a countdown to be ready. Okay, ready? Fine. 1000. 999. 998. … Okay, I’m gonna edit some of this out. — Commentary Track Stars,
Back to the Future @0:07:15

Some of these shots look really professionally cinematic. … You could cut these right into the real film. — Tysto Commentaries,
Pink Five Saga @0:34:48

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