Quotes from Jason Lee

To give this film its due, this is probably one of the only films where you see Bond actually doing … an approximation of his job. … Rather than just walking in with a gun— And shagging … shagging anything that moves. — Renegade Commentaries,
A View to a Kill

[as crew] Really? There’s no moat around Minis Tirith? … The wall, I think, seems more fortified. … Well, the ideal would be the wall and a moat. [laughter] Nobody is suggesting getting rid of the wall…. — Down in Front,
LotR: The Return of the King @2:05:20

While most people know this show as Fringe, I like to refer to it as Crazy Doctor and Son. [laughter] … Season 1 to me is all about the Peter and Walter relationship. It’s just fascinating and so sweet to watch it evolve. — Sofa Dogs,
Fringe ‘Pilot’ @0:27:35

People were up in arms about … him replacing Norton. … ‘Who does he think he is? I’m a guy on the Internet!’ … And sure enough, … Mark Ruffalo’s Bruce Banner was the hands-down favorite aspect of this movie. — Down in Front,
The Avengers @0:28:18

What does the duck represent? Well, the duck connects the two doctors. … We’ll see a duck at the other end, which is the witch doctor. … Ryan’s character refers to this doctor as a ‘quack’. — Soulless Minions,
Joe vs the Volcano @0:16:20

Now she’s unpackin’ in his room. Very assuming. When a girl unpacks in your room, what do you normally say? ‘Do you want the money now or later?’ — Blogtor Who,
Torchwood @0:11:21

That’s her husband-to-be, by the way, so you understand why she’s not that into it. Fat horse-man? … Yeah, Fat horse-man, that’s the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse. [laughter] … War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, and Fat. — Down in Front,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon @1:22:41

You know with Bond you’re not gonna be disappointed when you see a helicopter. No. Whenever I see a helicopter in real life, I am always disappointed when it doesn’t blow up. Yes! — Gentlemen’s Review,
A View to a Kill @0:06:44

I was desperately, desperately hoping that Draco would simply say. ‘No. … I’m not coming over there. … I am the head of the Slytherin house and I am going to defend my school.’ — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @1:42:05

‘That’s what my captain keeps telling me.’ … Basically, in the other … John McClane adventures, he’s the guy that the captain keeps calling and going, ‘You’re a loose cannon, McClane!’ — Down in Front,
Die Hard @0:42:36

If there’s text, the audience will read it, and they use the sh*t out of that in this movie, geniusly. Already, in her room: ‘Free Truman’ rallies. … In the hands of maybe a less skilled film maker, they’d actually have to show the rallies. — Down in Front,
The Truman Show @1:12:33

[This was] the first time Al Pacino and Robert De Niro actually shared some on-screen time together. … That’s how the film was marketed. … ‘If you’d like 3 minutes of these two actors, then this 3-hour film is for you.’ — MMM Commentaries,
Heat @0:01:54

So Guile sees this prison riot and decides, ‘Ooh! They’d be good members of society. Let’s send them on secret missions!’ [laughter] It’s Guile! He’s got to look at the bigger picture, man. — Old Oilhouse,
Street Fighter (1994) 0:19:03

Look at how he’s holding her now, in that shot. It’s him in control, him holding her, him being the protector. And later on in the movie, that shot is directly reversed, and she becomes the carer for him. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @0:06:57

To this day, it blows my mind the fact that this is a mainstream … kids movie, and there’s serious Freudian sh*t goin’ on! — Down in Front,
Back to the Future @0:54:50

Best animated sex scene since Anchor Man. Indeed. — Cinerama Podcast,
Black Dynamite @0:55:35

[as Seiji] ‘If it’s fated, we’ll see each other again.’ Don’t call me—I’ll call you. If it’s fated. — Tysto Commentaries,
Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus @0:48:05

If Ricky Jay appears in your film, then whoever he’s associating with are the villains. Ricky Jay is never a hero. Which is sad, ’cause Ricky Jay is such a sweetheart. — Down in Front,
Mystery Men @0:18:21

This outfit is absolutely awful. Oh yes. I mean, what were they thinking? I didn’t like Michelle Pfeiffer’s, and that was pretty bad. And this is ten times worse. — Comic Geek Speak,
Catwoman @0:52:55

If … I said, ‘Look, we’ve got a serious shark problem. … Wouldn’t you take that on board? Are we specifically talking about you telling me this? [laughter] … That is the kind of joke I would play on you. — Speakeasy,
Jaws @0:34:38

I like how she thinks Bond’s gonna recognize a masked man from a photograph of him not masked. — All of Whine and Space,
The Spy Who Loved Me @1:17:50

Take note of the extremely inconsistent stance that the stormtroopers are taking in the background. … Wide stance. Closed stance. Wide stance. … Feet absolutely, completely together; that guy’s done ballet. — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @0:39:44

Now, this is a room that seals itself. … How can they breathe? … The oxygen is provided by that yellow chair. Okay. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Day of the Moon’ @0:05:49

The monster POV shots are great. Yeah. Of course, it’s not exactly a POV, first of all, because they don’t have eyes. [laughter] And second of all— Because they’re underground. But we get the idea. — Double D,
Tremors @1:11:48

After The Wrestler, [Mickey Rourke] has had consistent work, yeah. But even before that, he’s had it. He was in Sin City. … And of course he was in Pope of Greenwich Village, so I don’t know what people are talking about. — Bootleg Director,
Iron Man 2 @0:07:20

This one’s a horror film. Evil Dead 2, there’s not really any horror in it. It’s very much played for slapstick comedy. … Army of Darkness really takes a distant third for me. I agree. — Terror Transmission,
The Evil Dead @0:52:58

Oh look, the plot just drove up. Yeah, whitey just showed up. That guy looks like 1950s clip art. — Gymkommentary,
Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo @0:15:04

Every time I see Maurice Evans … I always think he looks like Winston Churchill. … He’s got that same kinda— He’s got the eyes. … Him and most newborn babies [laughter] all look like Winston Churchill. — Terror Transmission,
Rosemary’s Baby part 1 @0:47:40

Is it just me because we’re in LA, or— Any time I hear an actor talking actor-speak to another actor who’s not an actor, I get kicked out of it a little bit. … [laughter] I think I got kicked out of that. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Hollywood Homicide @0:35:17

How do you know it’s a male whale? … Well, obviously, if it was a whale cow, … it would have a big udder. I’m pretty sure that’s how whale anatomy works. — Tysto Commentaries,
2010: Moby Dick @0:52:49

You know things are goin’ bad when your team is composed of guys named Jack, Gump, and Screwball. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:53:08

[as Uncle Vernon to Harry] I’ll be damned if you’ll go and leave us in peace! … Come back! You’re almost roasting size now! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:11::41

So he’s in love with her, huh? There’s definitely somethin’ goin’ on there, yeah. So this is total Phantom of the Oprah. [pause] They’re pretty much exactly the same thing. — Killer Reviews,
Candyman @1:20:59

[McG] thinks that people don’t like the movie because his name is pretentious. … Your name could be Hitler McSodomy. … [laughter] If you make a good f***in’ Terminator movie, people … wouldn’t dis the movie. — Down in Front,
Terminator Salvation @0:15:26

It could have been interesting if Kate Beckinsale was the one that ended up as the werewolf. Oh! … She would be tweaked by that! … Ahh, that would have been so much better. And then Van Helsing has to fight her. He has to kill her. — What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @1:55:13

When I destroyed the Sistine Chapel for Life After People, I fought to not have to split between Adam and God. … But I did. … I also added a Flying Spaghetti Monster right next to God. — Down in Front,
2012 @1:38:23

[as young Elizabeth] I’m so jealous of Daddy’s thick, rich, brunette curls. — Rifftrax,
PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl @0:04:35

[as disciples] Did you notice how quickly Judas ate his sandwich and then took off? He was acting weird. He ate all the creamed corn…. — Film Pigs,
The Passion of the Christ @0:03:21

His cup’s started vibrating, so there’s shenanigans going on. Ooh, there’s nothing so bad as shenanigans. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Hungry Earth’ @0:03:41

If I were to remake Shocker, obviously I would play Jonathan. And Shocker. [pause] And the girlfriend. — Horror Movie a Day,
Shocker @0:15:44

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