Whenever it is, Rickman in a play: I am there. Oh yeah. Especially if it’s Shakespeare. I’d prefer it to be something bullsh*t, like a stage adaptation of Are You Being Served?
— All of Whine and Space,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @1:11:18
Has [Rachel Bilson] been in anything since Jumper? No. I wonder if she has anything lined up. Jumper 2: Electric Boogaloo.
— Evil Primate,
Jumper @1:10:46
I see strong parallels between the original King Kong and the original Star Wars. … Aw! They should totally have Kong take off his head at the end of the movie, and he’s just a crusty old white guy.
— Two True Freaks,
King Kong (1933) @1:25:53
Come on, mate. Arc her up. Kick the tires and light the fires. [laughter] Tony’s gettin’ very excited. Well, it is takin’ a while, isn’t it? … Twenty-five minutes in, and he’s finally kickin’ the switch.
— MMM Commentaries,
The Time Machine @0:23:16
[Biff getting fresh with Lorraine] We may be seeing here the entire purpose of petticoats … Specifically designed to keep boys out.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Back to the Future @1:22:35
Why did he build that!? It’s like, ‘I always wanted to use that big, pointless, weird car with the giant wheels for no reason. This is the best day of me life!’ I bet Bruce Wayne’s even watchin’, sayin’, ‘Why are you wasting all this money?!’
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Tango and Cash @1:22:50
How can anybody watch this, then watch the Van Gogh one, then say the Van Gogh one is better? There’s a space chicken, for the love of gravy.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Flesh and Stone’ @0:36:27
[as Blue-Eyed Man] ‘It’s a family job. You want a family job?’ The funnier thing would be the next scene: she’s workin’ in some little pizza place! [mock Italian]
— Blogtor Who,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: End of the Road’ @0:50:44
It’s weird. Patrick Swayze has the same arm wound sewing kit that I do. … I have the same turquoise bolo. … Actually it’s not always turquoise. It’s a mood bolo. They were big in the ’80s. He’s green. He’s envious.
— Film Pigs,
Road House @0:04:04
[re: Olivia's sight] You saw her not 5 minutes ago walking around fine without her glasses. Someone decided they needed to throw in Velma from Scooby Doo. Yeah, if Velma was a whore.
— Death’s Door Prods,
Final Destination 5 @0:19:50
I have enjoyed Licence to Kill ever since it came out in 1989— Well, I liked it before it came out.
— MMM Commentaries,
Licence to Kill @0:00:32
In regards to Marcia Gay Harden’s character and Bill Sadler’s character and that whole thing that Stephen King … seems to perpetuate—it’s that people who are this religious are this religious because they’re stupid.
— Tysto and Sofa Dogs,
The Mist @0:45:05
I had a little thing for Michelle Rodriguez a little while. Really? Oh, god. That’s cute. That’s cute that you thought she had a vagina.
— Podtoid,
Resident Evil @0:38:04
There’s some parallel universe where Steven Spielberg’s only made three films and Fred Dekker has got an Oscar. [laughter] I want to live in that parallel universe. Well, a version of you does, but he’s, like, mayor.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Night of the Creeps @1:17:23
[re: Ollie] You know what? By the end of it, I would hit that. … That little midget dwarf guy there. He is so kind of awesome. … And he looks exactly like my Grandma Helen.
— Down in Front,
The Mist @0:13:43
The dude’s got the best shifty eyes in the business. I love John Turturro. Yeah. I call him ‘Shifty-Eyed Turturro’ behind his back. [laughter] I say it to his face! [laughter] I could never do that. I’m too insecure.
— Movie Blog,
Transformers @:1:18:14
[re: Miranda Frost] Any woman that cold likes it really, really dirty.
— Renegade Commentaries,
Die Another Day @1:05:35
Why did he tell them their plan and then kill them? Exactly! It’s all for naught.
— Prognosis Negative,
Goldfinger @1:16:30
So here we get a little more background on companions, this physical examination and some sort of, I don’t know, maybe a written exam, perhaps voting for guild officials.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Firefly ‘Ariel’ @0:02:41
I really want to be a Velma guy, but I am totally a Daphne guy instead.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island @1:10:16
The amount of freckles here is probably higher than any other film I can think of.
— Tysto Commentaries,
The Fifth Element 1:14:10
Give it 15, 20 years, I’m sure there’ll have a relaunch…. It’ll probably be in space. Heyyyy. … Could they have swords that are made out of lasers? No. … Douchebags get way too into that sh*t.
— Down in Front,
Master and Commander @2:16:35
I wanted this movie to be Constantine so bad. … This movie should have been basically a hybrid of Constantine and Terminator. … It’s Terminator if Kyle Reese was John Constantine.
— Down in Front,
Legion @0:58:38
Did they steal this scene from Fraggle Rock? ♫ Down in Fraggle Rock! ♫
— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Bandidas
[re: Peter Lorre] ‘He’s gorgeous, don’t you know?’ is what [Effie] says in the ’31 version. And in this version, she just gives [Spade] the gardenia-scented calling card. [laughs] It’s fantastic!
— Tysto Commentaries,
The Maltese Falcon @0:26:14
I thought they would make a lot more of the irony of using the Daleks against the Nazis. But they’re not…. They’re using them to carry around box files and make cups of tea—which is what you do with your invincible super-weapon.
— Impossible Podcast,
Doctor Who ‘Victory of the Daleks’ @0:15:02
It’s ridiculous that [Karl] wouldn’t understand German. [Hans] has to say it in English. … He didn’t say ‘Shoot the glass’ in German. He was telling him that [McClane] didn’t have shoes on. [disputed] … This is why we keep a German around.
— Film Fever Radio,
Die Hard
[as Dumbledore] And remember this: the next time you see me, I will be ignoring you like you don’t exist. [laughter] And it’s because I love you like a son.
— Pottercast,
Harry Potter 4: Goblet of Fire @2:23:48
[re: the book] Norman is older, overweight, balding—a much more pitiful character. More like Hitchcock himself. Yeah, more like Hitchcock himself. [laughter] So they changed that.
— Commentary Track Stars,
Psycho (1960) @0:06:15
If there’s one thing I think about Asians, it’s their ability to play hockey.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
The Running Man
This movie is barely involved in the [director's] commentary of this movie. If anything, the movie is holding it back.
— Play Cole Productions,
X-Men 3: The Last Stand
Now, Corey Haim will never be thought of as a good actor, but … you believe that he’s a crippled kid. He’s not douchey at this point in his career yet. … These are the best years for Corey Haim, easily.
— Arrow in the Head,
Silver Bullet @0:12:52
I think that screaming corpse may have been the moment that my grandmother regretted her decision to bring me to this movie.
— Spoilers Podcast,
Raiders of the Lost Ark @0:08:42
How quickly the situation changes. You know, one minute, you think you’re on top of the world and that you own everything. And then he hits rock bottom. And then you’re just brought way down.
— Blazin’ Geeks,
Iron Man @0:03:12
That’s my favorite of Padme’s head dresses, because it actually looks like something a person would wear who wasn’t drunk.
— MMM Commentaries,
Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clones @0:29:05
Not to tell too many tales, but … about 8 seconds before we started shooting this movie, you had a traumatic breakup. … I will say, there’s a lot more anti-boyfriend energy in this movie [laughter] than was on the page.
— Pink Five Official,
Pink Five Strikes Back @0:04:06
[Dr. Finklestein] That’s like Dr. Strangelove combined with Howard the Duck.
— Down in Front,
The Nightmare Before Christmas @0:17:43
The reason that [Billy West] is playing Shaggy here is that Casey Kasem … is a vegetarian … and demanded that Shaggy also become a vegetarian, and the producers refused.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island @0:16:52
[re: Legolas] Now, the girl who plays the elf, [laughter] she’s adorable, I have to say.
— Down in Front,
LotR: Fellowship of the Ring @1:42:29
[as Johnny] That was amazing! … I’m gonna go tell my dad! Oh. Oh wait.
— Slam/Smash Co.,
Ghost Rider @0:20:35
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