Quotes from Geoffrey Rush

Oh my God, it’s a new death star! Yeah. I always thought it was the old death star, when I was a kid. I thought that it didn’t exactly completely blow it up. … I never thought about that. I look at that a whole new way now. — IHN Radio,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @0:03:24

Megan Fox is famous for being bodacious… and orange. — Tysto Commentaries,
Jonah Hex @0:17:58

Seems kinda not safe to let the wands choose. I mean, they don’t have even brains. It’s magic, Ben. How many times do I have to tell you this? I don’t believe in magic, Scott. — Geekshow,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:32:05

This dates me, but that relates to … a book I read growing up that changed my understanding of … what it meant to be human, which was the issue of Goosebumps where the kid became a bee. [laughter] — Down in Front,
The Fly @0:46:32

If this is the messiah, then why— … But they never say the word! … [as angel] ‘We have to save the baby to, um— [laughter] [racks shotgun] G— Look! Shoot it!’ — Down in Front,
Legion @0:07:32

We saw the Statue of Liberty … and [my dad] goes, ‘The torch is the weakest part of that thing. That would have fallen off first.’ [laughter] He’s a practical man. He is! He’s a metallurgist. — Film Grok,
Planet of the Apes @0:04:50

Certain fans … do complain that the show spends too much time in Cardiff. … It’s not like … back in the ’70s: the aliens are invading the most important place on Earth—the home counties [laughter] again. — Impossible Podcasts,
Doctor Who ‘The Unquiet Dead’ @0:15:58

Is that Tangerine Dream leaning on the synthesizer—falling asleep at the synthesizer again? — Jon Madsen and friends,
Legend @0:30:21

[as Uncle Vernon to Harry] I’ll be damned if you’ll go and leave us in peace! … Come back! You’re almost roasting size now! — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets @0:11::41

There’s no building on that side of the White House. … Does Felix Leiter have an office in the top of the Washington Monument? — Tysto Commentaries,
Goldfinger @1:00:10

The more I look at ED-209, it’s like the coolest and stupidest robot that’s ever been put on film. It’s not practical, and it wouldn’t stop crime! How would ED-209 stop a shoplifter? Shoot him with a missile? — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
RoboCop @0:10:30

Best animated sex scene since Anchor Man. Indeed. — Cinerama Podcast,
Black Dynamite @0:55:35

People complain about the product placement in Bond films. But I always think that’s what Bond’s fighting for. He’s not fighting for people like you and me. He’s fighting for J&B and Rolex and Aston Martin. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
The Living Daylights @0:19:40

[John gets into bathtub] Can you see what he’s doing? He’s becoming a pre-cog. — MMM Commentaries,
Minority Report @1:17:53

The winkies are all green and have long noses also, so, presumably, the Wicked Witch of the West is a winkie. … That raises questions about the Good Witch of the North. … Why isn’t she a munchkin? — Tysto Commentaries,
The Wizard of Oz 0:29:31

Our brains ‘come equipped with a self-preservation mechanism’? You didn’t know that? Well, we’re watchin’ this movie, so obviously it’s not working. — Film Pigs,
The Happening

[Indy] runs like he’s got a loaded diaper. Well, consider the circumstances. He just may. — Rifftrax,
Indy 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull @0:20:00

[re: Scouring of the Shire] I get why it was there, but … the Ring is destroyed, and I’m like: why is there still half an inch of book? — Down in Front,
LotR: Fellowship of the Ring @2:47:02

Did you not read the headline? ‘Assassins Gun Down Corleone. Oranges Unharmed.’ — Hey, Want to Watch a Movie?,
The Godfather

Richard Dreyfus takes the mask off, and he takes about two breaths, and he says, ‘It’s all fine everybody. You can take your masks off.’ [laughter] And they all keel over. … Just because you can’t smell it doesn’t mean it’s not there. — Speakeasy and Tysto,
Close Encounters of the Third Kind @1:30:20

I don’t think that it’s an issue of Joss Whedon is going, ‘I’ve got this great idea for a movie about a bear that, like, kidnaps a rainbow, and I don’t know how to direct that.’ — Commentary Track Stars and Sofa Dogs,
Cabin in the Woods @0:32:49

I do love Marvin Berry and the Starlighters. I think they should have their own time adventures. [laughter] They get a spin-off TV show. — Low Charisma Party: Mix Tape,
Back to the Future @1:20:16

[as Nigel] ‘I’m just gonna collect all the world’s great art treasures.’ … And then what? ‘Well, f*** ‘then what.’ I’m just gonna do that.’ So he’s got Guernica in his dining room. — Down in Front,
Children of Men @0:25:15

What song do you guys think it gonna play over the credits? ‘Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog.’ — Podcast Easting Contest,
Timecop @1:38:50

‘Triumphant yet peaceful music rises’? And it really is triumphant yet peaceful. And the ‘tense music’ at the beginning really was tense. If you’re listening to this, and you’re deaf, I assure you, these closed captions are very accurate. — Tysto Commentaries,
Dinocroc @1:18:29

I’m gonna confirm at this point that yes, indeed, that helicopter explosion was indeed used in ‘[Doctor Who and] the Daemons’. — Prognosis Negative,
From Russia With Love @1:41:03

This film is a slasher movie. … The first one is like a siege movie. … [This] is a bunch of kids being picked off one-by-one by a mysterious killer. That’s a slasher movie. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Jaws 2 @0:55:34

I [tried] to figure out the economy of a small town like this. [analyzes general store, tailor, etc.] Meanwhile, they got a lot of whores! [laughter] This is a 6-whore town! — Down in Front,
Unforgiven @1:15:21

Jeff Goldblum [is] not just saying, ‘Why are we doing this? Going back to the island?’ Every line he’s saying has the subtext of ‘Why are we making this movie?’ — Down in Front,
The Lost World: Jurassic Park @0:09:38

Is it possible for the star of a show to steal every scene he’s in? Possibly. Technically, that shouldn’t be possible, but Matt Smith does it. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Eleventh Hour’ @0:42:08

I remember … thinking, ‘Wow, this is gonna have the huge Bat Computer, and … all the planes and cars. …’ [laughter] But … by the end of the film … he’s puttin’ up some lights, and he’s got a car, and that’s about it. — Batman Universe,
Batman Begins @0:52:10

[The actor who played Shang Tsung] was in Pearl Harbor. … He just watches Pearl Harbor get bombed in the distance, and under his breath, he’s just like, ‘Flawless victory.’ — Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @1:51:36

Where did all these nice pictures come from? Yeah. That kid’s gonna regenerate in 6 months. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Day of the Moon’ @0:58:44

That robot even sneers! Bill! What? Why does that robot sneer? ‘Cause he’s evil! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Judge Dredd @1:20:32

Alright, fire of Muspelheim! Gesundheit. — Tysto Commentaries,
Almighty Thor @1:19:34

Normal guy: normal hat. Jackie Chan: funny hat. — Hurricane Andy,
First Strike @0:13:30

Robert Patrick’s hair sorta looks like James Dean. … He kinda does! … When they were designin’ the T-1000s in the future, they wanted ‘em to look like James Dean. … They should’ve designed ‘em to look like Carrot Top. — Deadpit Radio,
Terminator 2 @0:32:54

Ewoks are absolutely incredibly accomplished dress-makers. And in the last couple of hours, they’ve managed to whip up a dress for Leia. And do her hair. — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi @1:13:48

[re: idiotic naming scene] Actually, that was her second name for everybody. … Charles Xavier was first going to be— Captain Groovy? It was going to be Kitten Paw. She just likes cats. — Ultimate Movie Commentary,
X-Men: First Class @0:55:18

How are we talking about the Bible when there’s T&A on? — Weekly Rant,
DOA: Dead or Alive @0:17:07

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