Quotes from Gary Sinese

I’m still stuck on ‘You can’t piss on hospitality.’ I think that’s a bumper sticker, at least. — DVD Verdict,
Troll 2 @0:27:30

A lot of girls—and men—find [Arthur Darvill] incredibly attractive. I think he’s a looker. … If I was a homosexual, … I would ask him out on a date. … But he’s a smoker, so I wouldn’t. [laughter] You have boundaries! — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘The Girl Who Waited’ @0:30:55

Have you ever made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs? I did it just the other day. [laughter] On your bike! — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 4: A New Hope

If you go back in time and change the future, you’re not really changing the future, because the second future that you make is still the first future that still happened. I just hate time travel movies. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Back to the Future Part II @0:20:37

[Rains is] playin’ [Chaney's] dad in this thing. [laughter] … And he’s a foot-and-a-half smaller than him, for godsake. Yeah. The mother must have been a huge woman! — Kevin Gregg and friends,
The Wolf Man @0:12:33

Trailer shot! And it’s a ‘cool’ walking-away-from-explosion shot! Hey, isn’t that shot on one of your Slurpee cups? — TWIG Commentaries,
Wolverine @0:58:34

You could almost call it the ‘Dean Jones arc’ that he goes on in every film that he’s in, where, by the end, he’s loosened up. Herbie has helped him to loosen up. That Darn Cat has helped him to loosen up. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Blackbeard’s Ghost @0:06:58

That’s Huey Lewis, but is that The News along with him? No. That is most definitely not The News. — Geekza,
Back to the Future

Best animated sex scene since Anchor Man. Indeed. — Cinerama Podcast,
Black Dynamite @0:55:35

That would be a cool amusement park ride, right there. Yes! The illusion of a zombie attack and you getting lowered down into them and getting to blow them away. That’d be cool. — Widescreen Warrior,
Zombieland @1:11:24

They were still sort of working out the design of the Klingons. Yeah. In the original series, they sort of looked— I always like to refer to them as Space Mexicans. [laughter] Beause they only really had just goatees and tans. — Gymkommentary,
Star Trek: The Motion Picture @0:10:37

[female voice] Those are cute boots [the Prince is wearing]. And, I have to say, I really like his dress. [laughter] If it was just a little lower in the front, it’d be all kinds of fabulous. — GeekDimension,
The Princess Bride @0:30:40

Mare Winningham … was in St. Elmo’s Fire. … Is that like a spinoff of Sesame Street? [laughter] … Is that the guy in the bin? Elmo? — Blogtor Who,
Torchwood ‘Escape to LA’ @0:19:20

Seventeen years Caspar Gutman has waited to get his hands on this thing. … And what does he do? He takes a penknife out and just begins randomly, viciously scratching it! — Tysto Commentaries,
The Maltese Falcon @1:28:39

[as Leia] Speed up! I think we can clip him if we get close enough. … If Chewie clips [Luke]—he’s a Jedi—he’s worth a hundred points. — AfterShock Commentaries,
Star Wars 5: Empire Strikes Back @2:01:11

So, you need parental permission to go to the toffy shop, but for quidditch: the less parents know, the better. — Rifftrax,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban @0:57:18

[re: Black Knight] This is like Sam Peckinpah on steroids, the amount of blood their using. — Film Grok,
Monty Python and the Holy Grail @0:22:14

You created me. Actually, what were your ambitions and desires when you created me? Just, oh, going for the basic pleasure model. [laughter] But, to be honest, I fell way, way short of that. — Speakeasy,
Blade Runner @0:09:00

Isn’t there a scene with a 17-y-o skier comin’ up? [FYEO] … Roger isn’t interested, perhaps because he’s got some standards. Or because he may think that she’s his daughter. Or granddaughter. Or great-granddaughter. — All of Whine and Space,
The Spy Who Loved Me @0:29:05

They’re on an enemy spacecraft, and he gave R2-D2 the world’s loudest communicator. … I’ll tell you what the problem is: a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, all communicators use THX sound systems. — Speakeasy,
Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith

There are three—precisely three—kinds of Star Trek villains. There is the warrior alien race. There is the malfunctioning computer with superpowers. … And the capricious child-like god. That’s it. — Commentary Track Stars,
Galaxy Quest @1:10:17

These are useless cops. Remind me never to— Actually, remind me to commit crimes in London. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Planet of the Dead’ @1:56:20

Can I just say how very un-annoying this kid is? … Sometimes in the movies the kid can be very annoying, and you almost don’t want to see him saved. — Sofa Dogs,
Eagle Eye @0:16:29

At one point, he asks Nicholson, ‘Are you sleeping with my daughter?’ Now in real life, Nicholson was sleeping with John Huston’s daughter … Angelica Huston. They were living together. — Film Grok,
Chinatown @1:09:37

That’s what you do: you have an emotional scene and then explain it later. [laughter] That’s the Paul WS Anderson way! — Podtoid,
Resident Evil @1:15:09

The subject of ghost hunting or ghost investigating— It’s a very serious business. Oh, for sure. I believe in ghosts, even tho I’m a Christian. … I think there’s good ghosts and bad ghosts. — TWIG Commentaries,
Ghostbusters @0:12:50

In Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus … we got some hot scientist-on-scientist action. … I don’t see any potential for that. I think we’re gonna get an iris-out cheek-to-cheek kiss at the end … because Roger Corman is that old. — Tysto Commentaries,
Sharktopus @1:07:47

Jerry Reed [is] in the middle there on-screen, with the two Enoses? Uh, that sounded like a euphemism. [laughter] I didn’t mean it as such. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Smokey & the Bandit 2 @0:07:24

So, falling out a window makes you a gymnast? Yeah, the most logical way to leave a scene: backflip all the way down an alley. [laughter] And be really tired when you get there. — This Week in Geek,
Batman Returns @0:47:12

I think of Paul Reiser as a very wimpy, reedy, little New Yorker … kind of a person in real life. [laughs] And I assume that he doesn’t have any internal fortitude at all and therefore would not go on a mission like this. — Tysto Commentaries,
Aliens @1:06:07

Why was there a baby crying [in the mugger's vision]? Did you hear that? He mugged a baby. … I think this was for a different movie called Things We Lost in the Fire — Slam/Smash Co.,
Ghost Rider @0:56:48

If you take Snake Plissken over here on the left, and you take Captain Ron over here on the right? [laughter] MacReady’s kind of in the middle there. Yeah, I hear that, definitely. — Terror Transmission,
The Thing @0:19:20

Who was he screaming at? … [Blackheart] was just yelling at the camera, right? Blaaah! I guess to spook us out. That’s one of the things that makes a dumb movie. — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Ghost Rider @0:32:56

What made me chuckle here is [River] fires off five [shots]. She didn’t have her sixth one ’cause she’d already blew it on his hat. — Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘The Impossible Astronaut’ @0:09:09

[giants attack] I miss Grawp. No I don’t. Nobody misses Grawp. — Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows 2 @0:57:39

[re: Ariana Richards posing with mini-monster] She looks freaked. C’mon! … You’re gonna fight dinosaurs. That’s nothing! — Double D,
Tremors @0:28:17

The way those Silurians just stepped out of the pods and just struck a pose, it’s kind of like the ‘Addicted to Love’ video by Robert Palmer. [Laughter] Oh dear. Why does that work itself into so many commentaries? — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘Cold Blood’ @1:21:14

You gotta admire Kubrick, haven’t ya? … Pissin’ off his actors and havin’ axes close at hand. — DVD Commentaries UK,
The Shining @1:40:47

[re: end of Return of the Jedi] Kenobi looks like … when he died. … Why not Sebastian Shaw? … I say that with Hayden Christensen being a Canadian. … Well, Celine Dion’s a Canadian. … And an enemy of humanity. — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @1:01:55

What is the best Gary Busey movie? … Point Break might be a little better than this. … But, you’re talking about Danny Glover compared to Keanu Reeves, tho, and that’s what it boils down to: who does the least worst job? — Jon Madsen and friends,
Predator 2 @0:16:30

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