Quotes from EERIE Radio

In Independence Day, anybody that just seems to get caught up in the events eventually, by the end of it, plays a direct role in solving the crisis. … John Cusack at no point does that in this film. — Down in Front,
2012 @0:12:14

If anything went wrong at all, they both would have been … horribly mangled. … How would you like to write the police report for that? … ‘He appears to have used a remote control device to run himself over. And they have it on video.’ — Tysto Commentaries,
Back to the Future @0:23:13

At one point, he asks Nicholson, ‘Are you sleeping with my daughter?’ Now in real life, Nicholson was sleeping with John Huston’s daughter … Angelica Huston. They were living together. — Film Grok,
Chinatown @1:09:37

He should’ve gone in his little crocodile submersible. … Can you see him takin’ that off the plane? Do you think he’d have it on the plane as hand luggage? … He’s not gonna trust it to somebody. Naw, they’d wreck it. — Gentlemen’s Review,
A View to a Kill @1:02:11

Rory is overboard! … And [Amy is] stripping off to go with him. Oh, carry on. [laughter] I knew your eyes would suddenly light up at that point. — Staggering Stories,
Doctor Who ‘Curse of the Black Spot’ @0:30:29

I like the bargain he tried make them there. ‘Untie me, and I’ll kill all you bastards.’ [laughter] Ehhh, no deal. — The Oneliner,
Lethal Weapon @1:31:03

What’s … key to understanding John McClane is he’s a fish out of water … going into this corporate party. It’s when things go bad that he becomes comfortable. — Tysto Commentaries,
Die Hard 0:11:26

[re: title sequence] I know a guy who worked on it. And, incidentally, he also worked on The Passion of the Christ. Wow. [laughs] … ‘Let’s have lunch. I wanna hear more.’ ‘Do you need a hug?’ — Down in Front,
Seven @0:06:11

This not a magic bean. This is just us, a little worse off. … We’re mostly living this world already. Our police don’t dress like this, and—what else is different? … Which is what makes this … a legitimately great science fiction story. — Down in Front,
Dredd @0:35:14

This bit here is Rhossili Bay, and I find it quite amusing that they build it up as, oh, they’re hiding out in the middle of nowhere … when this bay is in fact an incredibly popular tourist attraction. … I’ve been there many times. — Impossible Podcasts,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day 01’ @0:09:42

[as Roy] Yeah, sure, I’ll go up alone to that creepy lookin’ guy. I mean, he always wears goggles, and he’s doin’ that weird stuff with bat bacon. But, I mean, we’re rich because of bat bacon. Who would have known it would be such a fad? — Reel Podcast,
The Devil Bat @0:11:10

We just lost two girls. We just lost four thighs [laughter] right out of the movie right there. — Down in Front,
Sucker Punch @1:38:32

I never liked Shawn Ashmore as Iceman. He played Jake in Animorphs! [laughter] … Or his twin brother. … He has a twin. He does, and they’re both dreamy. … Really? He has kind of a fist face. — Down in Front,
X-Men @0:40:31

[sarcastically] Yeah, this really looks like Oregon, too. Maybe it would’ve helped if Sony didn’t shoot it on the exact same f***in’ street they shot Disturbia, which is pretty much the same f***in’ movie. — Horror Movie a Day,
The Stepfather @0:16:27

[as dalek] Why will no one pay attention to me?! [laughter] I just want to be loved! — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Big Bang’ @0:51:53

Here you see the aliens … obviously referencing … Alien. … Which, I can tell you from my abduction experience, they look nothing like this. — Sonic Cinema,
Independence Day

The one film that it reminds me of is Life of Brian. … All along he’s paralleling the life of Jesus and being mistaken for the messiah. — Tysto Commentaries,
Pink Five Saga @0:10:04

[Director Quentin Dupieux credit] Hey, Quentin Tarant— Oh. — Horror de Podcast,
Rubber @0:10:08

‘He’s far better off growing up away from all that.’ That’s the first time Dumbledore is wrong in the films. [laughs] Harry grows up … with the Dursleys in an absolutely miserable, abusive, emotionally void existence. — Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:10:16

Can we blast the monkey rewiring the Batmobile? Yes. … No, because that’s like many mechanics. Heyo! Dude! … Wait, it’s a grease-monkey! — Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Returns @1:20:41

She has become the terminator in this film. … She’s the one who’s completely lost touch with her human self. Whoa. [laughter] I’d never thought about it that way. — Cort & Fatboy,
Terminator 2 @0:14:19

It’s Joan Severance. She’s— I can’t think what films I’ve seen her in. Ahhh, are they blue? … That kind of borderline soft porn. Erotic thrillers. Erotic thrillers got me thru high school. — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
See No Evil, Hear No Evil @0:32:28

Why… is Jon Lovitz so not funny? Oh, we’re getting into existentialism and stuff there. — Jon Madsen and friends,
Three Amigos

[as pall-bearer penguins] ‘Uh, guys, so now what do we do?’ [laughter] ‘Uhh.’ ‘Anyone want to go get a coffee?’ ‘Awright.’ They all walk away. ‘Wak wak wak wak wak.’ [laughter] ‘Let’s go watch an episode of Friends.’ — This Week in Geek,
Batman Returns @2:01:18

Are they not under any instructions to not use grenades in their own base? [laughter] … Well, the plan’s nearly ended now. It’s like the last day of school, i’n't it? They all get to bring in games. — Renegade Commentaries,
The Spy Who Loved Me @1:34:19

I’ve never really been a hooker, but if I think if I was, I wouldn’t be going after guys in weird masks, like that’s gonna be a good business choice. She is a hooker on the edge. — Jon Madsen and friends,
The Watchmen @0:52:18

He should not have tried to go for the Shane ending here. The Fonzie-esque thumb here is very, very unfortunate. … [as John] I love you, killer robot! — Cort & Fatboy,
Terminator 2 @2:09:06

I hate it when I run into Max Von Sydow on the trains. … He always talks your f***in’ ear off. … [as Von Sydow] ‘Did I tell you when I worked with Ingmar Bergman?’ Yes! Yes, Max! — Film Pigs,
The Wolfman @0:07:10

[re: smuggling a box] I think the Fat Boys are in this. The Disorderlies? [laughter] … Would you take this package and incinerate it for me? ‘Will do boss!’ But they’re gonna mix it up with another box that has puppies in it. — DVD PodBlast,
Splice @0:51:48

So now we’re supposed to accept that the Doctor doesn’t know what football is. That’s a bit of a leap, that, isn’t it? Considering he spent how many years on Earth surrounded by squaddies? — Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Lodger’ @0:48:55

King Willie. King Willie there. I called him ‘Big Willie’ earlier, but it’s actually ‘King Willie’. Well, that’s a rumor. [laughter] And another stereotype! — DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Predator 2 @0:43:26

The weight of a ’62 Lincoln Continental was over 5000 pounds. And the load capacity of a ’57-’59 Ranchero was only 1200 pounds. … Plus all the gold! — Tysto Commentaries,
Goldfinger @1:20:44

Morgan Freeman seems to think that he’s been fired ’cause he asked too many questions about that microwave emitter. But all he asked was, ‘Have you lost one?’ Yeah! — Batman Universe,
Batman Begins @1:47:34

This movie is barely involved in the [director's] commentary of this movie. If anything, the movie is holding it back. — Play Cole Productions,
X-Men 3: The Last Stand

That’s always a coming of age experience. Where were you guys when your mother said, ‘I should’ve had the abortion’? Was it early in your life or was it kind of middle, like me? — Jon Madsen and friends,
The Watchmen @1:26:33

I wonder if Jim Cameron is a furry, and he really wants to make it more mainstream. … This is the Brokeback Mountain of furries. — Down in Front,
Avatar @0:44:00

[Cantina scene] Oh, Greedo’s looking remarkably well, isn’t he? He’s got better. He’s saying, ‘Next time, I’ll shoot first.’ — MMM Commentaries,
Star Wars Holiday Special @1:13:09

I’ll admit to this. The first time I ever saw Halloween, I saw Halloween I and II together, and I thought Halloween II is better. … Maybe it is better to a 10-year-old. — Alan Smithee Podcast,
Halloween 2 @1:18:51

We saw the Statue of Liberty … and [my dad] goes, ‘The torch is the weakest part of that thing. That would have fallen off first.’ [laughter] He’s a practical man. He is! He’s a metallurgist. — Film Grok,
Planet of the Apes @0:04:50

What is the point of a scanner that tells you something that you can see right outside your window is coming at you? … Why don’t we just have guys looking out the window?! — Down in Front,
Starship Troopers @0:53:15

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