Which one of these marines would you be? Definitely Hudson. [laughter] The coward that talks way too much and completely loses the plot when anything even slightly bad goes wrong.
— Speakeasy,
Aliens @0:45:55
Heterosexual union is a very common thing in the works of Shakespeare— Wow. Where’re you goin’ with this?
— Blogtor Who,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day: The Blood Line’ @0:36:21
This movie is lit like a commercial.
— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Bad Boys II
This is Zhang Ziyi. She also had not done martial arts before. She is a dancer. … And she’s always a slut in movies! Yes! … It’s like this weird Ayn Rand rape fantasy thing, where she’s like, ‘No! No! No! Yes!’
— Down in Front,
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon @0:18:47
I’m glad we didn’t discover Storm in a Kenyan ghetto. … I’m glad that we didn’t spend the first 40 minutes of this movie going from X-Man to X-Man to X-Man, finding each of them.
— Down in Front,
X-Men @0:35:49
If you work it out, it turns out [her daughter] must have died just before Ripley got back. … Maybe she died of the shock. ‘Your mother’s back.’ ‘Oh, crap! I haven’t tidied my room for 57 years!’
— Speakeasy,
Aliens @0:13:30
Twenty-one minutes into the film, we get his first line. … It’s his first line, and he answers the meaning of life.
— Movie Blog,
Conan the Barbarian
If a nasty fat girl chains you up…, you can always say, ‘… I couldn’t do anything about it,’ but then have a blast. … Well, she’s a moped girl. … They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends watchin’ you.
— DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 1:04:20
My three big three crushes when I was growin’ up was Red Sonja, Supergirl, and Kitarra from Thunder Cats.
— DVDCommentaries co uk,
Red Sonja @1:12:23
The cybermen explode. Why? Because they have emotion. … There’s no necessity of this being the case. … To be fair, it’s a repeat offense, in that they did it ‘Rise of the Cybermen’.
— Impossible Podcasts,
Doctor Who ‘Closing Time’ @0:39:19
[re: concentration camp] Mike, why don’t you just pop in Shoah, and we can really have some laughs, huh? [waffles] … Rebecca Romaine-Lettuce sporting nothing but blue paint and shower appliques!
— Rifftrax,
X-Men @0:05:18
[as Amy] You press Play here, right? What accent’s that? … Amy’s Scottish. Ook aye, you know, you press Play here. Hold on—you don’t need to put a Scottish accent on. You are Scottish. … I just wanted to go more Sean Connery.
— Blogtor Who,
Doctor Who ‘Day of the Moon’ @0:29:18
I see what they’re doin’ here. … It’s gremlins playin’ poker. God! I wish I had this painted on velvet. … How does this one already get all tarted up? I like how one has already gone tranny.
— Down in Front,
Gremlins @1:18:13
This says [Gemma Arterton] was born with six fingers on each hand. [laughter] Shutup! … Let’s see if we can see it in the movie! … Even if she does—you know what?—that’s hot.
— Bootleg Director,
Prince of Persia @0:31:23
You’re not gonna believe this. He’s really gay? It’s a very special curse. Wow. It just turned into an after-school movie.
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @0:59:01
The only horror movie we’d survive is The Wicker Man. … Because of the temptation scene. … She gets naked and bangs on his wall. … And he goes back to bed. … Whereas— We’d've been right round there.
— DVD Commentaries UK,
The Shining @1:46:06
Maria just said goodbye to her father. And we should say goodbye to Maria, too. Yeah. … Goodbye, Maria! [laughter] See ya! … Watery grave.
— Terror Transmission,
Frankenstein @1:52:41
The movie doesn’t imply that Godzilla is a walking nuclear weapon. It tells you up front he’s a walking nuclear weapon. Feels like the subtext is kind of destroyed.
— Thunder Moose,
The Return of Godzilla
Originally … Kevin Costner was gonna play Kill Bill. … He didn’t do it because he wanted to hold a baseball bat the whole time and not a sword. … [laughter] And a husk of corn.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 @0:25:08
Liv Tyler is pretty, but when she has to move her face and make sounds come out is a problem. Noooo. I like cake a lot. I’m not gonna put it in a movie as a lead character. Unless it’s supposed to be cake.
— Down in Front,
LotR: The Return of the King @1:38:44
It’s a pretty terrible moral, terrible advice for children. And if you’re listening to this and you’re a child, please disregard it.
— Tysto Commentaries,
The Wizard of Oz 1:08:25
[re: Warriors Three and Sif] Here they come! … ♪♫ Walkin’ down the street. They get the funniest looks from… everyone they meet…. ♪♫
— Legion of Dudes,
Thor @1:24:58
I think the three of us are all in agreement that we really love Escape from LA. … It’s got a little bit more satire; and it’s a little bit funnier, and the action’s good too.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Escape from LA @0:04:08
These guys have to wrap this up quickly, because Ripley’s gonna have her hearing in this room in about a half hour. [laughter] ‘Cause apparently she wrecked a whole starship that was worth $47 million.
— Down in Front,
2001: A Space Odyssey @0:50:23
So he’s in love with her, huh? There’s definitely somethin’ goin’ on there, yeah. So this is total Phantom of the Oprah. [pause] They’re pretty much exactly the same thing.
— Killer Reviews,
Candyman @1:20:59
[David Tennant's hair] became the back-combed bouffant, … I think, in ‘Fear Her.’ … Well, ‘Fear Her’ is a seminal episode. Yes, seminal in that it made me go, ‘Not every Doctor Who is good.’
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Next Doctor’
He stuffs birds! He does. It’s his hobby. That’s one thing I like about [Psycho III], is you actually see him … doin’ the taxidermy.
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Psycho II @0:58:55
They were still sort of working out the design of the Klingons. Yeah. In the original series, they sort of looked— I always like to refer to them as Space Mexicans. [laughter] Beause they only really had just goatees and tans.
— Gymkommentary,
Star Trek: The Motion Picture @0:10:37
Which is your favorite then: Monster Squad or The Goonies? … Monster Squad. Monster Squad, hands down. … Tom, What about you…? Goonies. Goonies? Three — one!
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Night of the Creeps @0:25:28
This is a very homoerotic scene here, suddenly. … The way the guys load the guns, and the way they kind of almost orgasm over it is a little scary to me.
— Down in Front,
The Abyss @1:25:14
[re: Ollie] You know what? By the end of it, I would hit that. … That little midget dwarf guy there. He is so kind of awesome. … And he looks exactly like my Grandma Helen.
— Down in Front,
The Mist @0:13:43
Oh sh*t. It’s Christopher the Lambert. Oh… Here comes the most French Chinese god you’ll ever meet.
— Podtoid,
Mortal Kombat @0:19:50
He isn’t forcing himself on her, because he thinks, … ‘John’s gone. I’m now your husband. This is our Eden. I’m the new Adam, so you’re mine.’ Yeaaaaaah. It’s a rape scene, tho, right?
— DVDCommentaries.co.uk,
Dead Calm @0:56:38
[dancing scene] I don’t feel so good, Eric. Yeah, I know, with the f***in’ spinning? God, they can stop that now. Aaaand now. Aaaand stop. You just close your eyes. I’ll tell you when it’s over.
— Sofa Dogs,
Carrie @1:05:53
One of the reasons this is so important … is being able to see Sauron and how awful it is if he’s in power. … This is the only time Sauron will appear as a villain. He never comes back.
— Down in Front,
LotR: Fellowship of the Ring @0:05:43
They’ve done well with child actors in Doctor Who, I find. I can’t think that many a bad performance— … ‘Fear Her’? Yep. She’s not good. … But then the overall crappiness of ‘Fear Her’ overwhelms how bad she is.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘A Christmas Carol’ @0:43:13
In every Batman movie, he gives up his biggest secret to some piece of trim. [laughter] So are you saying that his piece of trim in this movie is Chris O’Donnell?
— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Batman Forever @1:10:00
I’m surprised they didn’t make a Taken racing game, and this is the only level. You can’t win, because your opponent is always Liam Neeson.
— Thunder Moose,
Taken 0:51:58
What’s-her-face showed up in a picnic table outfit! I think she’s actually just wearing a picnic table. She wants him to have a picnic on her. I’ll have a picnic on her.
— Film Pigs,
Road House @0:49:50
You could almost think what the executives were thinking when they did go ahead with this. ‘Let’s do Lord of the Rings for TV.’
— MMM Commentaries,
Game of Thrones ‘Winter is Coming’ @0:06:41
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