That is actually a monster boloney sandwich. That is an entire package of Oscar Mayer boloney. … Am I to believe than that he’s saving the world by eating a boloney sandwich?
— DVD Verdict,
Troll 2 @1:29:45
I wonder if these fuel cells might have somethin’ to do with what’s about to happen. … What do you call foreshadowing when it’s frickin’ obvious? … It’s fiveshadowing.
— Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @1:27:09
We can imagine that Luke cries his eyes out in his land speeder on the way back. … We don’t need to see the characters be emotional. We need to see them act out their emotions. That’s what genre is all about.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Star Wars 4: A New Hope @0:42:17
I did like the fact that they were finally addressing the fact that Torchwood as an institution is basically now just two people. And I do like the fact that a fist-bump is all you need to get into it.
— Impossible Podcast,
Torchwood ‘Miracle Day – Categories of Life’ @0:20:00
This fat Jewish girl looks just like that fat Jewish guy in Superbad. … I think it’s the same person.
— Adudathuda PodBlast,
Ghost Rider @1:02:08
River Song, basically, is a metaphor written by Stephen Moffat for fans who seek out spoilers all the time— Except much sexier than those fans.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Impossible Astronaut’ @1:04:33
He should’ve gone in his little crocodile submersible. … Can you see him takin’ that off the plane? Do you think he’d have it on the plane as hand luggage? … He’s not gonna trust it to somebody. Naw, they’d wreck it.
— Gentlemen’s Review,
A View to a Kill @1:02:11
This is chase number one. Let’s count how many chase scenes in different vehicles there are within the first 25 minutes of this movie. Are there 25?
— Prognosis Negative,
Quantum of Solace @0:05:57
Right now, it’s like a bad issue of Shadow of the Bat. … By the hour mark, it becomes a $100 million Adam West TV show. And then, by an hour and half, it becomes the worst movie ever made.
— Play Cole Productions,
Batman & Robin @0:03:11
That’s an interesting gift for your romantic partner: … a magnifying glass. … So my johnson looks bigger to you? … And you look like Colonel Klink from Hogan’s Heroes? Who has that fetish?
— Terror Transmission,
The Evil Dead @0:43:31
At this point, you know that Max Shrek is not making it out of the movie, right? Oh, right, yeah. ‘Cause he saw [Bruce's] face? It’s like, oh, Max is dead.
— Batman Universe,
Batman Returns @1:57:05
Ron got on the train with his 3 older brothers, and he can’t find a place to sit with them. I like to think that Fred and George … recommended that he go find [the lonely new kid].
— Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone @0:41:40
Here comes the most awkward side break in laser disk history. … And when you’re playing this on 8 mm, with an 8-track tape for the audio, you have to take out so many tapes! You know what: f*** you. Laser disk is my Rosebud.
— Commentary Track Stars,
Citizen Kane @1:02:21
To survive in the Hunger Games, you need wits … also, the luck of being chased up a tree with a lethal wasp nest, and having another girl who … lets you know about the nest, and … enemies all going to sleep without posting a watch.
— Rifftrax,
The Hunger Games @1:28:36
We saw the Statue of Liberty … and [my dad] goes, ‘The torch is the weakest part of that thing. That would have fallen off first.’ [laughter] He’s a practical man. He is! He’s a metallurgist.
— Film Grok,
Planet of the Apes @0:04:50
So, peerin’ in on Chewie’s house. … I really wanted to see a sign on the door that said, ‘The Baccas.’
— IHN Radio,
Star Wars Holiday Special @0:06:22
If there’s kids involved, everybody’s gonna be fine. So there’s no danger! Because: a small kid goes to his death? No, he’s not. He’s going to his mild inconvenience.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe’ @0:51:40
I thought, ‘Oh, she’s pregnant!’ From kissing? … You don’t understand how it works, Stephen. … I don’t think you understand how it works. … His tonsils are his testicles. … Tonsticles!
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘A Christmas Carol’ @1:00:19
Huh, Robert Downey, Jr. courting death in an attempt to get higher? Now I’ve seen everything!
— Rifftrax,
Iron Man
‘They fill their bellies with something other than hate’? Tacos are all that stand in the way of Mexicans and continuous spewing of hatred?
— Tysto Commentaries,
Machete @0:17:35
Ron was very, very put out that Harry didn’t tell him how he put his name in the Goblet of Fire but not bothered at all by the fact that he was kidnapped and used as bait.
— Tysto Commentaries,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @2:24:37
I liked how he killed it, and the music killed the spider also. [laughter] Yeah, he didn’t keep his cool there.
— Prognois Negative,
Dr. No @0:45:58
Why didn’t he just charm that little tin cup to be a portkey…? The protections around Hogwarts [prohibit it]. And the [Triwizard Cup] would have transported them … to the entrance to the maze, so it was allowed.
— Pottercast,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire @0:56:04
[trash compactor scene] Now is the, um… is the garbage there… to your liking?
— MMM Commentaries,
Star Wars 4: A New Hope
Oh, they called her Joanie? Yes. And she’s Scott Baio’s personal assistant? [sigh]
— DVD PodBlast,
Cursed @1:13:27
[Zangief's] eyes are really close together. All Russians have those eyes. All the better to be shifty with.
— TATAnS,
Street Fighter (1994) @0:32:10
[re: werewolf transformations] ‘In 30 seconds, I will be very, very dangerous.’ … [grunting] … ‘Uh— Oh! Pooped a little. Sorry.’ [laughter] … ‘Cramp! Cramp! … Don’t look! I can’t do it if you look.’
— What Are You Doing, Movie?,
Van Helsing @0:53:56
Time magazine writes of Hazel Court that … ‘you could sink the entire works of Poe and a bottle of his favorite booze in her bosoms.’
— Terror Transmission,
Masque of the Red Death @0:17:36
I think she might have happened upon Thunderdome. Mike … Can’t we just get beyond Thunderdome?
— Rifftrax,
X-Men @0:12:02
I think they totally had a thing going on between them. … The way Jackie is…? More power to Mickey, if he gets the mom and the daughter. Way to go, Mickey, you sleezeball.
— Radio Free Skaro,
Doctor Who ‘World War Three’ @0:40:45
You can draw a straight line from this to Avatar. … [It's] as flat as possible. … Apart from all the violence, it’s really palatable. … This is like a very tasty vanilla ice cream cone with explosion sprinkles.
— Cort & Fatboy,
Terminator 2 @0:44:10
Michael, how do you feel about Jeff Goldblum? … I’m a fan, but I’m not sure how much of it is ironic.
— Down in Front,
The Fly @0:09:03
I would love a bathtub that was shaped like a giant sink. Yeah. I would seriously love that. I would get drunk and panic.
— Down in Front,
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind @1:14:02
Why would you want hacker names anyway if you don’t want to live in the computer? Well, these are not really hacker names. You’re telling me their parents called them ‘Tank’ and ‘Dozer’?! They’re nicknames!
— Renegade Commentaries,
The Matrix
Normally, I’d be … saying, ‘… The public is smarter than these movies ever give them credit for.’ Yet, … this movie did itself a big disservice by … assuming you’re going to remember what happened in the last James Bond flick.
— B-Rating,
Quantum of Solace @0:17:43
The amount of freckles here is probably higher than any other film I can think of.
— Tysto Commentaries,
The Fifth Element 1:14:10
And now the comedy starts! Are you guys all buckled in? Yes. It’s gonna get hilarious! I thought it already started, ’cause I’ve been laughin’ on the inside for quite some time now.
— DVD PodBlast,
Nothing But Trouble 0:28:35
[as Kana] You may ask yourself, ‘How do you get an eye like that?’ Well, first you gotta kill somebody. … I think he got a penis in the eye.
— Super Marcey,
Mortal Kombat @0:13:03
How much is it to rent a tank for a day? Does it come with an AK and a goat? Okay, I’ll take the combo. [laughter] Can I supersize that?
— Movie Blog,
Transformers @:0:20:28
If they had known all this stuff … in Predator 1 … it wouldn’t have made it as scary. … That’s what sequels are for. … That’s the same thing with Aliens. … And the New Testament. Do you hate the New Testament, Jen? It’s a sequel.
— Jon Madsen and friends,
Predator 2 @0:50:09
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